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Off Topic / Where the forget did badspot tell us to milk the piss out of our roosters????

« on: September 07, 2022, 11:35:59 PM »

I swear one of his comics had this information. If not I've been wrongly attributing it to him.

Something along the lines of "I've finally figured out the proper way to make sure you don't piss down your pant leg you have to milk your richard like an udder."

I constantly think of this when I piss.


edit:
that and this 'comic'


Edit2: removed drunken cringe

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Drama / The posse of Kiwifarms tryhard edgelords

« on: August 22, 2022, 06:05:16 PM »

Feels like there's a few people with this "mentality" on here. They all act the same, they all make the same stupid jokes, they all act "too bored" to even respond to you. It's like lord tony's no caps lame ass off-topic posts but there's more of them.

Anyone else notice this? Yes I'm posting this because Unova is annoying me but it seems like there's more than just him that acts like this.

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Off Topic / Favorite type of pasta?

« on: August 16, 2022, 11:34:38 PM »

I think I like egg noodles with a bit of butter the most, no other pasta really gives me a little zen buzz kinda thing. Though of course Linguini and Spaghetti are both great, latter being a bit better IMO. Angel hairs trash. Ziti is also awesome.

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Off Topic / Unreal Engine 5

« on: August 05, 2022, 07:14:03 PM »

Okay I know this could almost be better in games or in creativity but if I want any kind of discussion I kinda just have to post it here.
Anyone forget around with it? I've been having an absolute blast making stuff. I've only moderately used Hammer for CS:S and CS:GO and barely dabbled in UE3 but this new engine from what I can tell is absolutely incredible. It's literally Garry's Mod on steroids.


https://streamable.com/x2p5ky
https://streamable.com/pqheuh
Some random stuff I've done since staying awake for way too last night the bottom chairs is me messing around with the blueprint (a slightly more complex blockland event system) I changed how shiny the edges of the chairs were, changed the colors and reflectivity of the edges specifically and changed the color of the seat to blue. All with the blueprint just tweaking values.

The cinematic tools alone are so easy and so fun this stuff might as well be a video game

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Creativity / I wish I was a bug

« on: August 02, 2022, 12:57:42 AM »

Hiding beneath the corner of a mattress near a desk that's put against it. In one of those gaps that need two big pieces of furniture moved to clean. I'd catch the drippings of liquid spills off the desk licking up old beer that's congealed like sap drips on the wood. Another bountiful plane of nutrition would be the box spring beneath the warm mattress, bits and crumbs would fall caught before tumbling to the floor where the larger 8 legged friends would be. Not even thirst is a problem, occasionally those like myself would wander writhed by scents of sweet sweat of those who rest upon their "own" domain.

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Off Topic / Anyone know anything about shoes? Looking for a Hiking Boot.

« on: May 13, 2022, 08:30:51 PM »

I'm trying to find something like this: https://limmerboots.com/collections/men-shop-limmer-boots

Hopefully a bit cheaper than them but I'm having troubles finding a full leather boot. The most important thing to me is that the innersole, heel area and exterior are all leather. If you wanna talk me away from that decision feel free. I've looked at Red Wings but they apparently are dropping in quality?

Any advice is super appreciated, other general shoe discussion is welcome.

Feel free/I encourage you to post what you currently wear for different activities. I'd like to get to know more brands.

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Off Topic / An opinion on an old rule: No advertising other forums

« on: May 09, 2022, 11:32:26 PM »

I think this kind of has snuffed a horrible but beautiful flower that could have been. Although I understand the rule the more I think of it the more interesting it gets. Just gonna leave this here since I have been drinking and want to revisit the thought later.

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Off Topic / 60 FPS or 60FPS?

« on: April 30, 2022, 02:44:37 PM »

maybe 60fps? 60 fps?

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Off Topic / forget spectrum/time warner

« on: April 26, 2022, 07:04:42 PM »

I'm literally going to piss myself in anger >:( Been throttled all day for some reason

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Off Topic / Dankland forums: Today is: Gurls :*(

« on: April 19, 2022, 10:26:07 PM »

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Off Topic / Random thoughts about morality

« on: April 06, 2022, 10:33:00 PM »

I find it frustrating the older I get the more I realize if I didn't give a forget about morality I would have not only benefited but also learned more. Scamming people, botting in games, growing weed and dealing, all these things feel like they would have benefited me rather than ever hindered but I've avoided them all. Weed isn't scummy but it would have destroyed my relationship with my family if I started dealing so it's kind of the same.

Getting caught of course is the reason I didn't but it kinda feels like I forgeted up when I see everyone else doing this stuff with no issues.

Edit: Another somewhat related thought, anyone else get 'music' chills when they think about humanity? It's a nice feeling.

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Off Topic / aAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

« on: March 21, 2022, 02:33:32 AM »

FFFFFFFFFUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

edit: Thhis probably could have gone in the worries and thoughts thread but screaming thread?

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Off Topic / Random Music V2

« on: March 18, 2022, 09:29:09 PM »

Music V1:

For those who don't know: https://genius.com/ This is the best lyrics site on the web. It includes helpful annotations and wiki-like editing.

If you want to follow my dumb drunk ass: https://genius.com/Soukuw
Drop your names and I'll follow you.

I'm just gonna add everything I post here under this

METRIC - Lost Kitten (Official Video)
Johnny Hobo and The Freight Trains - Love Songs for the Apocalypse | FULL ALBUM
DeathFrights - She Makes Me
Radiator Hospital - Our Song -- (alt slower)
Booka B - Everything on Me
Eyedea and Abilities - Big Shots
Walter Mitty and his Makeshift Orchestra - Community College
That Handsome Devil - Charlie's Inferno
Cyberbully Mom Club - Drunk Text Romance
Crystal Castles - Magic Spells
Quasimoto - Catchin' The Vibe
Isaiah Rashad - 4r Da Squaw
Nine Inch Nails - Hurt
Nine Inch Nails - Every Day Is Exactly The Same

Sheepocalypse:

Ultra Vomit

Dragonslayer182:

KEYGEN CHURCH - ░█░█░░█░█░█░ (Album)

Goth77:

The Lovers Are Losing:
https://youtu.be/CXH5yL8bDbU

Music V2:

Cults - Always Forever
RJD2 - Weatherpeople (Instrumental)
REI AMI - SNOWCONE
Spencer Sutherland - Sweater
Current Joys - Breaking The Waves
Mos Def - Ms. Fat Booty

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Off Topic / Bad things your body is doing

« on: March 17, 2022, 10:25:39 PM »

My teeth suck, my back hurts, my collar bones broken and I just popped a entrepreneur le in the back of my throat. fml

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Off Topic / Food

« on: February 13, 2022, 02:41:48 AM »

Food thread, post pictures of food, discuss food.

Started making bread for the first time, super fulfilling and tastes better than store bought bread. Flour recommendations highly appreciated. I want to get into milling my own.
https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/back-of-the-bag-oatmeal-bread-recipe

(Hour and a half later, then baked)

Also made fried dough the other day, it didn't really fluff up but tasted good.
https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/county-fair-fried-dough-recipe


Not shilling for king arthur btw, I've been using their recipes since I figured the protein would match as that's what I have and it would be better.