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Off Topic / Visual content - Things that are fun to look at
« on: July 20, 2021, 11:49:15 PM »
Post things you think are neat that you took photos of or other stuff i dunno b random




Last two are glow in the dark wood I found, I guess it's a fungus that causes it.

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Off Topic / Favorite kind of meat?
« on: May 12, 2021, 03:46:00 AM »
Am I the only one who kinda prefers Chicken and pork to steak?

Chickken wings and BBQ sauce, porks loving juicy, steak tastes like iron

Also have you guys ever thought it's a little weird Cow = Steak, Pig = Pork... and chikken = chikken?

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Off Topic / Have you ever broken a bone (Not snake bone)
« on: May 04, 2021, 04:23:48 PM »
I fractured my left Tibia skiing when I was younger, then I broke my collar bone rollerblading drunk and I've broken a couple ribs in a particularly heated debate.
Also broke my toe I think somewhere in there when I stubbed it, had to shift it back and it made some gross grinding sounds so it was probably broken lol

Tibia: Not super painful unless you accidently step on it, takes loving forever to heal though and you're entirely useless without crutches
Collar bone: Gotta wear a sling which never seems to hold your arm right, really hard to heal seemingly and still hurts a year later, I think it's kinda permanent. Worst part is how it shifts around when you look left and right.
Ribs: EZPZ, hurts sometimes though and seems to also heal fairly slowly.


Anyone else?

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Off Topic / ITT: I talk to myself
« on: April 19, 2021, 09:49:23 PM »
So how's the weather lately around you guys?

edit: I should have bought deli meat today.

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Games / Haven & Hearth - World 13 (4/2 Wipe)
« on: April 09, 2021, 07:56:47 AM »

It wiped on 4/2. Figure I just mention it for those whom might not have noticed but want to play this world.

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Off Topic / Gambling Thread (Stocks) -- Real life buisneszz "HONEST"
« on: March 11, 2021, 09:59:08 PM »
Don't really know how to start it but there has been quite the buzz lately as I'm sure you all know.

Here's is my portfolio.

Feel free to criticize, I'll show you all in a couple weeks.

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Off Topic / Badspot Apreciation Thread
« on: March 11, 2021, 09:45:38 PM »
Leave positive responses about the guy who pays our rent.

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Off Topic / goth gf thread
« on: December 05, 2020, 04:04:06 PM »
Tony locked the other one for some reason but I figured if anyone had any tips on how to get a goth gf I'm down to hear what you have to say

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Off Topic / Favorite kind of Eggs
« on: November 24, 2020, 04:54:16 PM »

I would add Sandwich and Soft Boiled but I can only do 5 options sadly.


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Off Topic / New Body - Welcome
« on: November 18, 2019, 11:28:53 PM »
The uncanny Offtopic that tastes like stuff, welcome and get ready we're gonna become something (strong)((maybe)).  :iceCream: :nes: 
/fucikn unintentional

Edit: I’m pretty sure I didn’t mean to post this, I was also very black I think as I have “refound” it.

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I don't understand why they look like this now, it just looks lazy, we've lost all the blocky all colors all everything this it literally a fresh install on a server.

I understand we can change the look with chrome addons ourselves but if you're trying to kill this place let one of us take the torch rather then burning it down. Badspot, Blockland looks like you've tried to strangle it rather then leave it in a good place.

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Off Topic / How to practice Castration - A simple guide.
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:25:27 PM »

(Censored cause badspot is a giant prude.)

---What's Castration? Why is it good?

Castration is something that's been practiced for years, it's known to help clearing the mind of males, the only downfall is the lack of reproduction.

Quote from: Wikipedia
Castration (also known as gonadectomy) is any action, surgical, chemical, or otherwise, by which a biological male loses use of the testicles. Surgical castration is bilateral orchiectomy (excision of both testes), and chemical castration uses pharmaceutical drugs to inactivate the testes. Castration causes sterilization (i.e., prevents them from reproducing); it also greatly reduces the production of certain hormones, such as testosterone. Surgical castration in animals is often called neutering.

The term "castration" is sometimes also used to refer to the removal of the ovaries in the female, otherwise known as an oophorectomy or, in animals, spaying. Estrogen levels drop precipitously following oophorectomy, and long-term effects of the reduction of love hormones are significant throughout the body.[1]

Castration of non-human animals is intended for favouring a desired development of the animal or of his habits, or preventing overpopulation.

---That sounds great, so how do I do it?

Well you can do it yourself with an Elastrator and Elastrator rings, it's a metal tool that stretches out a tight rubber ring and you clamp it over your balls cutting the blood flow, then you just use some medical grade scissors and slice em off painlessly. They're cheap, the one pictured is only $25.

You can also get them removed by your Doctor, just mention it to them!

---Testimonials

Personally I've done it and I've completely stopped masturbating and lusting over love, it's great and lets me relax more and focus on my hobbies, I've already reached DMG in CSGO in less then a week, bounce 5 ranks up.
My mind has never been clearer. Also makes my tucking easier

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Off Topic / ► self lewinsky self forget tutorial - STICKY PLEASE
« on: January 14, 2015, 04:08:20 AM »
1. Self lewinsky

Exercises to gain the necessary mobility:

http://i44.tinypic.com/oq97ax.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/2z99npj.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/drck5t.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/dzjbkm.jpg


First,you must stretch yourself in these positions every day for a week.
After a week,you will find out in which position you are the closest to your richard.
After that,you must stick with your chosen position and try to give your snake a lick.
If you don't yet succeed,remember,practice is all you need!

Also,put your hands behind your legs and push on them so you can force yourself a bit and get much closer to your rooster.


2. Self forget

There are 2 important methods here.

1. Twist your balls so much that your richard is now under your balls and your balls are where your richard should be and stretch your rooster towards your starfish as much you can until you will eventually reach it.
2. Find the gap between your balls and press your richard on that gap while getting closer and closer to your starfish by stretching your rooster.

try both and see which one suits you the best and practice until you can do it.
you need to be semi-erect when you try it in order to be able to stretch your richard.



Position 2 consists in lying on your back,with your feet in the air.


~Advantages:

1.When you self forget,you get 2 types of climax:richard climax and p-spot climax(you can have multiple p-spot climax)
Also,you can have those 2 climaxs simultaneous,from personal experience,there is no woman that can give you as much pleasure as YOU can give to yourself.
If having a normal climax is nice,a double climax makes you feel like you're in heaven.
2.You don't need to confront women and their problems,you don't need to listen to their bullstuff anymore.
3.You don't need to pay a dinner for two,the only person you need to pay anything for is yourself.
4.You won't have anymore fights,you won't need to jack off when she's on her period.
5.You are free to do it whenever you want.
6.You don't need to look good,as long as you accept yourself and practice the exercises mentioned above,you can satisfy yourself whenever you want better than a women.
7.There is no more fear of rejection.
8.You can't break up with yourself.
9.You are much more independent and confident,you will no longer need to beg and please everyone else to receive what you want.
10.Doing this involves much less work than the work and social skills that are involved in making a woman fall in love.

Just think about this,think for a minute so you will become conscious of the incredible advantages.
If all men knew about this,we would need women only occasionally.

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Off Topic / TIS THE SEASON **CHRISMAS THREEAADD**
« on: December 24, 2014, 12:27:18 AM »

Merry chrism's everybody! I just wanted to be the first to say it straight from Austria. Awfully cold up here though!

This is now the offcial unoffcial chrismas gift thread!

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I've had one year of entertainment from this forum so I figured the least I could do it give back to the community for supply me with such intelligent discussion.
So here, for this one and only time, I am making an exclusive and rare post about the arts of tucking, a truly invaluable skill that everyone should know and use in their daily lives.

What is tucking?
Unlike Trucking which involves large Trucks sometimes known as 18 Wheelers (Because of the number of wheels they have), Tucking is the skill of sliding your testicles up and into the Inguinal cbrown town. (Where Testicles are born) It's usually used by disgusting cross dressers to lure in unsuspecting heteroloveual males like myself into having love with them, shocking right?

So how do I do it?
So you've decided you want to try it huh?

Step 1. Well first things first is you need to take off your cloths, much like a truck stop whore and shave everything down there! Why do you have to shave everything? Well that's because females don't grow hair so go grab your Dads razor and get slice'in.

Step 2. Have you shaved everything? No? Get back in the bathroom and shave everything off!

Step 3. Lay down on your bed with your balls and rooster out the back of your legs and start slowly pushing them up and towards your rooster. Push firmly and if it starts to hurt that normal! It's like the first time you had love, remember when Steven broke you hymen and you bled a lot? He was disgusted but you kept telling him it was normal and then you kept bleeding and had to go to the ER and a bunch of doctors suck their fingers inside of you and you felt super embarrassed and gross and after all that it turned out it was just normal like you said? Even after you told Steven he still broke up with you. Well that sucked but the moral of the story is it might hurt the first time but keep on shoving!

4. After you got one in remember you have two! Get the other one in there

sTep 5. Now grab your rooster and push it back over your empty ball sack and use some of your Moms scrap booking tape to tape it down and your balls inside.

Step 6 Get your favorite pair of panties and slide them on, BAM no buldge

Congratulations you now know how to Truck!


Helpful Websites and Links
https://www.wikipedia.org/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfwkfkikyJkhttp://www.thefreedictionary.com/tuck
A google redirect to a wikihow page about tucking

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