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u lier u
1. i am cool
2. i am radical
3. i am not cool
Imagine If our planet was the size of VY Canis Major, How crazy would that be.
#1, #2, and #3 are all lies
they're all TOTALLY FALSE.
4. i have autism.
8. i dont have autism
204. i might have autism
46281. i probably dont have autism
2671. i probably have autism
2
1: I am 17 years old
2: I have an Xbox One
3: I am an invincible magic skunk that turns into a black goo demon when i'm pissed off.
the forget did you just call me
For some reason, we went to this church that was in an old
JCPenney's. I went inside and roamed around for a couple hours it
seemed. Then my mom wanted me to go get something out of the van. On
my way out, I met these hippies who awarded me with a free trip to a
large lake with dangerous road curves in Illinois (Illinois was shaped
like the country of Iran for no reason at all).
I gave the ticket to my family and sat down in church service.
Then [the girl I liked at the time], Skig, and my mom put on a play as if it were a talent show
(don't ask me why). After we left, we went out and bought a camper
and left for the trip. We were almost there when we noticed that Dead
Bodies Curve was practically a 180 degree turn with no guard rails and
a straight plummet a mile down to certain death.
Some old hermit who knew the place well came with us to be our
tour guide. After he almost killed us in quicksand, he led us to the
curve. Half the camper's tires were over the edge. That was when my
dream skipped, and it started again when we were laughing at the
hermit when he admitted that if we made it far enough, the road widens
drastically.
We were on our way home at night, when we totaled the camper in
one of our old hometowns (Seymour, IL). So I went to some strange
CircleK gas station/convenience store and stole a small car (it wasn't
illegal there) and then started putting in fuel. That's when I
noticed that [the girl I liked at the time] was there too (she too was driving). She was watching
me, probably because she had seen me at church that day. I walked
inside and bought a Polar Pop and went back out the pump, where I
punctured it. [the girl I liked at the time] ran inside and got some more styrofoam and wedged it
into the cup's wound (LOL). (Weird part) Well, she started giving me
her name and phone number and I started typing it into my phone. I
was so nervous that I kept spelling her name "[mispelled name of the girl I liked at the time]". Then, I
drove back, got my family, and we went back to the converted JCPenney
church. I was buying rock candy when I woke up.
I was texting my friend, Andrew, and another friend, Terrell. It was 10:30 at night and Andrew supposed to be coming over. I got up and went in the bathroom to
play with my hair for some reason. When I came back out, Andrew was
standing there wearing pajamas. We talked and messed around. Then
the dream skipped to the next day. We were eating breakfast and we
noticed (for some weird reason, it was after a long time) that there
were 64 black widow spiders on the back door window!
Now if you have seen a black widow spider, you would have seen that
they are...rather tiny compared to us...only about a 1/2 inch long,
but these were 6 inches long, hourglass shapes about 2 inches long.
Then, my dad said he was going out to find something to get them with,
I went with him. We went to some city and got in a Hyundai Genesis
with the trunk space on the front. Then we went to Home Depot and got
some "spider spray".
(The final frame, otherwise, the bad part) We got home and the family
was crowded around the window (Idk what happened to Andrew). My dad
announced that he was going to eliminate the spiders. My mom said
"No, you'll let at least a few in the house." But it was too late.
My dad opened the door with [my sister] standing right there. Two spiders
jumped off the screen door and ran into the house! My mom screamed.
My dad killed one and the other ran towards a pile of blankets in the
living room with [my sister] on its tail. I ran like I had never ran
before and snatched [my sister]'s arm as she picked up the spider. I tried
to pry open her hands, but, it was fruitless. That was when I woke
up.
The one that is flat but with the green brick ground texture
