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Off Topic / Re: Valentine's day is comin up give me poem ides for my love interest

« on: February 14, 2016, 12:33:16 AM »

Dearest beloved
I have always wanted
To do acupuncture on your neck

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Off Topic / Re: forum valentines

« on: February 14, 2016, 12:28:13 AM »

frequency

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Off Topic / Re: I've just been diagnosed with Glaucoma (SURGERY FAILED!!)

« on: February 14, 2016, 12:02:35 AM »

Rigel pls

You gotta see. Do it for me bae. You're gonna make it!

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Off Topic / Re: Annoying Orange may sue cruz for not being a natural born citizen

« on: February 13, 2016, 02:32:44 PM »

A few recent Cruz events has Annoying Orange literally in first place for me.

And I don't want Annoying Orange to be president.

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Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: February 13, 2016, 03:48:05 AM »

I think I'm making a lot of enemies whenever I drive. I've been getting pretty aggressive with handicapped drivers lately.

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Drama / Re: BlockGirl as Inbred stuff Cunt (48713)

« on: February 12, 2016, 11:42:11 PM »

I have deactivated this key due to clear evidence of key sharing. 

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Off Topic / Re: I made a friend today.

« on: February 12, 2016, 11:24:18 PM »

I don't store anti-venom at home.

You're going to need to buy a second home to store all your anti-venom for those Australian critters.

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Off Topic / Re: XCOM: BLF Edition ~ Who will live? Who will die? [RIP FREEK]

« on: February 12, 2016, 11:23:03 PM »

The draft has been issued. I guess I have to enlist or face the consequences.

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Off Topic / Re: Can somebody please explain this Gravity Falls gif pls.

« on: February 12, 2016, 10:56:43 PM »

Everything is gonna be okay guys

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Off Topic / Re: ideas for april 1st 2016

« on: February 12, 2016, 10:51:23 PM »

Everyone is banned for 24 hours. It's a moment of silence on the forums.

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Off Topic / Re: My free Red Bull finally came

« on: February 12, 2016, 10:45:38 PM »

I've never tried Red Bull or Monster mainly because I have no idea what they are. I don't want to spend the money on something that I may or may not like or even have an idea of what it tastes like.

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Off Topic / Re: Blogland + rant - I think my GM is retaliating against me for taking another job

« on: February 12, 2016, 09:19:57 PM »

im just gonna bump this thread to add onto it. apologies if this got resolved.
listen:

you're being overworked and she's making sure you don't get full time worker status.

maybe, just maybe...

she wants you gone NOW? i mean you haven't stated you made a forgetup and didn't get fired.

just do what devildogelite said.

I never said anything to anyone and decided to push through it. Now I have a research paper to do in less than 4 hours. On the bright side though, I only have 19.5 hours left on this schedule.

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Off Topic / Re: WHAT?! PHONE COMPANY BILL ARRIVED!

« on: February 12, 2016, 09:16:46 PM »

hey man when ur popular you text like 1,000 times a day

I don't have anyone I actively text besides my manager at work and my parents, so I'm considering knocking out unlimited texting.

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Off Topic / Re: Name one thing you want to die forever

« on: February 12, 2016, 09:08:36 PM »

me

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Off Topic / Re: what was your first thought when you came for the first time?

« on: February 12, 2016, 12:13:44 AM »

Maxwell is a pro at this