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Games / Re: BLACK MESA SOURCE RELEASE COUNTDOWN HNNNNG

« on: September 14, 2012, 06:37:01 PM »

4:56 PM - Sue: 'i've killed like twelve of these dumbass scientists! not one has fought back! grrrr! come on!"
4:56 PM - Sue: ok
4:56 PM - Sue: >snipes with 357
4:56 PM - Sue: >blows head off
4:56 PM - Sue: mission accomplished

I did that to the guy who said it as he was walking out the door, then I shot his friend through the window of the door.
I think I fought back pretty well

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Development / Re: 2012/09/12 - Steam Greenlight

« on: September 13, 2012, 09:37:13 AM »

"lol tis loks lik mencrift!!111"

I don't have a problem with it so long as they still think it's cool and worth upvoting, but how the forget do people still think Blockland looks even REMOTELY like Minecraft? I really don't get it

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Off Topic / Re: wtf people say pop not soda here

« on: September 13, 2012, 09:30:08 AM »

Everyone I know or ever have known always refer to drinks by their brand names and not through a general term such as soda or pop.
Awkward aunties who treat me like I'm five excluded, of course.

This must be another one of those "quirks" America has which the general populace seem to be blissfully ignorant of

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Games / Re: is Legend of Zelda : Skyward Sword good?

« on: September 13, 2012, 09:21:18 AM »

Played it at my cousins house, was an enjoyable game without a doubt

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Games / Re: anyone want to be a BABE and gift me a Delta force : black hawk down Team Sabre?

« on: September 12, 2012, 03:11:28 PM »

cause that's $15 out of my car fund :)

Then you don't get to have a game.
If you can afford to buy it yourself then don't go around asking people to buy it for you just because "lol i don fel lik spedning mi mone on it!!!!111" like a richard.

Entitled little stuff

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Off Topic / Re: I feel like making a Sep 11 video..............sort of

« on: September 11, 2012, 10:28:11 AM »

what the forget it just occurred to me that today is 9/11

Don't worry, I didn't realise until I saw all these threads either.
Then again, I'm not American so it isn't really my duty to remember

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Off Topic / Re: 9/11 thread - pay respects, make jokes, preferably the former

« on: September 11, 2012, 10:26:44 AM »

It is 09/11 if you ever wanted to write dates in a manner that made sense.

Don't see how that makes more sense than 9/11, single-digit numbers don't have 0's in-front of them in maths so why should they here?
I don't get it :I

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Off Topic / Re: Skip is 18 now

« on: September 11, 2012, 10:25:32 AM »

You fools, always get the cake to the back. The first one will have been fondled with.

But Icy, what if ALL of the cakes have been fondled? What do we do then?

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Off Topic / Re: My dad passed away tonight.

« on: September 11, 2012, 10:14:39 AM »

Oh, a few hours. Did she have to get back to tell her guild mates how her husband died?

"Sorry guys, I'm back, had to stop for a few hours because my husband died."
"Man, that sucks, you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"So, we still up for that raid? I've got plenty of Hot-Pockets and Gatorade to see me through the night if we are."

After reading through this thread a weighing all of the OP's posts against each-other I'm calling bullstuff on this one.
Unless he posts proof tomorrow that's just the way it is

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Games / Re: Games like EVE online?

« on: September 11, 2012, 12:09:45 AM »

I've looked at every space MMORPG thingie whatever that I could find and I'll put it simply, they're all stuff and not worth the time it takes to install them.
You guys would be surprised how easy it is to make a game more monotonous than EVE

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Creativity / Re: Chrome Style - Blockland Light 2

« on: September 10, 2012, 08:19:08 PM »

And with glow green text for links and headers

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Off Topic / Re: EA trying to purchase Valve? wtf?

« on: September 10, 2012, 07:45:58 AM »

The worst part of this is that EA is offering one billion dollars for the company even though lord know they make a lot more than that every year.

Sorry EA, Gabe already has plenty of toilet paper and fuel for his roaring hearths

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Off Topic / Re: EA trying to purchase Valve? wtf?

« on: September 10, 2012, 07:42:52 AM »

The title is a bit misleading.

"Publishing giant EA held discussions with Valve to acquire the company for upwards of $1billion, according to sources close to the matter."

They're not trying to purchase Valve, they're just talking to Valve about buying it.

Sure, it's still stupid of them, but they're not actively attempting to purchase it.

"Hey, Valve?"
"Yeah, EA?"
"Just a quick hypothetical here, if someone happened to want to buy you, how much do you think it'd cost?"
"..."
"Completely hypothetical, of course!"
"EA, get out of my house, please"

Life would be fun if companies were people

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Off Topic / Re: What Does Gray Taste Like?

« on: September 10, 2012, 12:17:43 AM »

It could be lemonade flavour

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Off Topic / Re: hey badspot

« on: September 09, 2012, 08:49:15 AM »

Depending on your point of view it's either a bad joke, a perfectly logical statement sans "it's" or an apricot