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Off Topic / Re: Sleeping with Weapons?

« on: October 10, 2011, 12:06:15 AM »

I just have a tonne of stuff suitable for use as bludgeons lying around my room including two 5kg dumbells and the side of my old PC case which is made out of nothing but iron/steel.

I could probably make someone fall over

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Off Topic / Re: Calling All Alpha Testers [v0.1.4]

« on: October 09, 2011, 05:04:16 AM »

I'll be honest, it lags to stuff on my system.
Seriously, I may have no graphics card but I can play STALKER Call of Pripyat with minimal FPS drops, this just plays at a constant 2-4 FPS, even on the title screen.

You've got some serious optimization to do

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Off Topic / Re: Youtube, are you serious?

« on: October 09, 2011, 01:05:26 AM »

You need to encode and compress the video using a third-party program

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Off Topic / Re: You've just won a million bucks from the nearby lottery.

« on: October 08, 2011, 07:24:35 AM »

Bucks?
stuff, that's only 600k in UK

"Only 600k"
:l...

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Off Topic / Re: Mazzio's Italian Pizza

« on: October 07, 2011, 10:57:13 PM »

ok

i must be 11 if i can almost legally drive a car right

It's more likely than you think

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Off Topic / Re: Kid Shot With Shotgun Multiple Times and Survives

« on: October 07, 2011, 09:19:13 PM »

Man, the kid who got shot seems like a pretty cool guy

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Off Topic / Re: You've just won a million bucks from the nearby lottery.

« on: October 07, 2011, 08:19:46 PM »

THERE IS NO BANK. THE BANK IS DESTROYED

Well then forget you.
You're just jealous because my plans for my lottery money don't involve me wasting it all on useless stuff faster than you can bat an eyelid

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Off Topic / Re: You've just won a million bucks from the nearby lottery.

« on: October 07, 2011, 08:11:08 PM »

Put in bank.

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Off Topic / Re: New Gaming Rig

« on: October 06, 2011, 11:43:30 PM »

Sorry, I missed that, explain what bottlenecking is?

I think it's limiting the performance of the GPU because the regular CPU can't keep up with it

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Off Topic / Re: New Gaming Rig

« on: October 06, 2011, 11:40:33 PM »

Is it just me, or does that graphics card look like an integrated chip?
If it is then you will not be able to play GTA4

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Off Topic / Re: Giga Pudding!

« on: October 06, 2011, 11:38:48 PM »

I hate caramel ;_;

Sucks to be you

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Off Topic / Re: Giga Pudding!

« on: October 06, 2011, 11:37:37 PM »

this looks disgusting

It's a giant caramel pudding.
You can get little caramel puddings in the UK and they're pretty damn nice

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Off Topic / Re: Can I buy an immune system?

« on: October 06, 2011, 11:14:31 PM »

Please read the part in my post where it states that you cannot take an immune system.

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Off Topic / Re: Hey guys, can you help me with something?

« on: October 06, 2011, 09:18:06 AM »

I do chores such as:

Feed the pets.
Gather chicken eggs.
Take out trash.
Clean pet cages/litter
Clean the house (living room, bedroom, bathroom etc.)

and a bit more.

not much at all.

I dunno, even if you're family that'd come out to way more than $5 a week pay.
Hell, you could make more money mowing a single lawn for a neighbor, which would take nowhere near as long

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Off Topic / Re: RPG Personality

« on: October 06, 2011, 06:53:30 AM »