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Creativity / Re: The new and improved 3D model topic!

« on: April 01, 2011, 02:04:02 AM »

A mutated walrus with no friends

Walrus's have many friends at all times, it's a universal variable.
He's bored BECAUSE he's a walrus

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Creativity / Re: The new and improved 3D model topic!

« on: April 01, 2011, 01:47:32 AM »

A mutated walrus :V

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Creativity / Re: The new and improved 3D model topic!

« on: March 31, 2011, 07:16:50 PM »

So many pitchfork cannons

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Off Topic / Re: How to make the smell of urine go away?

« on: March 31, 2011, 03:23:38 PM »

Bear Grylls would piss on his wounds if it would let him jump into some more swamps

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Off Topic / Re: How to make the smell of urine go away?

« on: March 31, 2011, 03:21:48 PM »

It wasn't stupid advice, it was scientific and manly advice.

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Off Topic / Re: How to make the smell of urine go away?

« on: March 31, 2011, 03:18:29 PM »

I have no idea about this, but the scratches are OK now. Still a ton of swelling though.

My piss advice has saved your wrist.
If it's the hand you use to masturbate I demand a reward for my services

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Off Topic / Re: loving kitten.

« on: March 31, 2011, 02:21:10 PM »

That's what I was trying to convey. It can't just seep into cuts in a second.

Then what's the problem you have with pissing on your cuts?

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Off Topic / Re: loving kitten.

« on: March 31, 2011, 02:18:40 PM »

Piss only smells bad if it sits in one place for a while.
Fact

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Off Topic / Re: loving kitten.

« on: March 31, 2011, 02:00:05 PM »

Just because it's loving sterile does not mean it KILLS bacteria.

It's just gonna make my hand smell terrible for two days and possibly make my situation worse.

As far as my education taught me piss does possess the qualities required to disinfect small cuts, obviously it wouldn't work on a gaping wound, and we ARE talking about tiny little kitten scratches here.
If you haven't got any other form of medical disinfectant then you only have one possible cause of action to ensure you don't get gangrene or whatever

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Off Topic / Re: loving kitten.

« on: March 31, 2011, 01:56:46 PM »

Piss can disinfect because it, in itself, is sterile.... And very warm.
*Cough

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Off Topic / Re: The first thing to your right is now in your ass.

« on: March 31, 2011, 01:56:05 PM »

An empty Dr. Pepper can.
brown town prolapse go!

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Off Topic / Re: loving kitten.

« on: March 31, 2011, 01:54:06 PM »

Hand sanitizer is more of a antibacterial soap than a proper disinfectant bro.
You done derped.

Pissing on cuts is a survival technique, it'll hurt like forget but it still has the technical properties to disinfect a cut, you just have to man up you big baby

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Off Topic / Re: The Wedding of Prince William and Kate, royal or overhyped?

« on: March 31, 2011, 01:52:12 PM »

It's not like it's an important wedding or anything. /Sarcasm

But, to be honest saying that i'm not even going to watch it so I don't know. It's nice for the patriots of England anyway.

1. It's not an important wedding, I couldn't give a stuff about who will be the next king and not do stuff for the next 50 years of his miserable life.

2. It's not nice for the patriots of England because Kate is a common whore, she is not fit to marry into royalty no matter how redundant that royalty is.

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Off Topic / Re: loving kitten.

« on: March 31, 2011, 01:50:00 PM »

If it really matters that much, use any sort of antiseptic or disinfectant that's safe to use on the human body.
You could also piss on it since piss is sterile

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Off Topic / Re: loving kitten.

« on: March 31, 2011, 01:46:04 PM »

Like the other guys said.
Learn to be a man, or at least a masculine child