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Games / Re: Team Fortress 2 Megatopic + Trade: NO SIGN OF NEW UPDATE ANYWHERE, CAPTAIN!

« on: April 01, 2014, 08:36:58 PM »

We're getting ready to release a mandatory update for TF2. It should be ready in 10-15 minutes. This is not an April Fools' joke.

-Eric

uh what
is that what that heroes thing was about earlier

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Off Topic / Re: My dad just saw one of his co-workers in an ad

« on: April 01, 2014, 12:12:48 AM »

Lots of people are in ads

party pooper

anywho that's pretty cool

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Forum Games / Re: The gun

« on: April 01, 2014, 12:09:45 AM »

dissemble the gun and reassemble it like a barbell
bench press it like 2,000,000 times
with your newfound muscles on muscles break the door and throw it at the bandits
beat the survivors into cream cheese
claim your rightful place as the king of your city and beat anyone who disagrees with your muscaliscous rule into a pulp and into submission
dissemble the gun again and reassemble it as your new throne

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Games / Re: Pokémon VG Megathread - Global Link Update and free X/Y copies

« on: March 31, 2014, 11:31:43 PM »

Can anyone here clone me a 6IV ditto? I want to screw around a bit with competitive battling but breeding eggs from scratch is a nightmare.
Even starting with 2-3 IV pokemon it still takes hours and hours.

i wanted to start iv breeding but then math happened
i tried reading up on it but it would be more understandable if it were written in klingon

I think my infernape might have some ivs though
he has 2 egg moves and performs really well

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Games / Re: Pokémon VG Megathread - Global Link Update and free X/Y copies

« on: March 31, 2014, 08:23:33 PM »

Holy balls i was wiking talonflame and
its hidden ability makes all flying moves increased priority
oh my god that is so good
i want one
that's barely related to the whole egg mama thing but it's a good chip i guess so yeah it beats out weak armor

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Games / Re: Pokémon VG Megathread - Global Link Update and free X/Y copies

« on: March 31, 2014, 08:20:35 PM »

after many days and countless burns, me and my magcargo are now inseparable friends

hopefully it'll decrease the hatching time /sarcasm

talonflame master race
can your slug butt fly i didn't think so

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Games / Re: Team Fortress 2 Megatopic + Trade: NO SIGN OF NEW UPDATE ANYWHERE, CAPTAIN!

« on: March 31, 2014, 07:49:00 PM »

also, I finished a "Redneck Pyro" set that has the Sole Mate, Cute Suit, and Pyrotechnic's Tote

Because rednecks:
- Fish
- Use stuffty fireworks
- dunno about the suit, it just looks nice

mann co cap would be better for redneck hat
or ellis cap ideally

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Off Topic / Re: stuffstorm Shelter

« on: March 31, 2014, 07:03:19 PM »

whoa whoa whoa
what did I miss

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Off Topic / Re: What would you do during the Purge?

« on: March 30, 2014, 02:44:57 PM »

I'd loiter
true crimez son

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Off Topic / Re: Bad joke thread

« on: March 30, 2014, 02:42:10 PM »

hah

I get it

yeah
alcoholism ruins marriages
also it's a pun

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Off Topic / Re: Bad joke thread

« on: March 30, 2014, 02:40:34 PM »

Why did the bartender push his wife off a cliff?



tequila

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Off Topic / Re: PM privileges removed?

« on: March 30, 2014, 02:27:46 PM »

honestly why do you insist on buying alts for foruming lol

everybody buys alts
it's like impossible to quit this forum

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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE | Don't forget, you're here forever

« on: March 27, 2014, 09:28:18 PM »

bump

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Games / Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Thread v2 - OP by KelBlock

« on: March 26, 2014, 10:24:28 PM »

stop walking into the open

i don't
it's not impossible to you know walk up to someone and then shoot slash sneak up on someone in an open area
also it's not the mark of a balanced weapon where the main recommended strat is "cower in fear"

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Games / Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Thread v2 - OP by KelBlock

« on: March 26, 2014, 10:16:11 PM »

lmfao buttmad

because yeah you have to be skilled to hit a guy once 2skilledbroe

theres like a thing
called smoke grenade + flashbangs

every time i use smoke i'm somehow shot anyway even if i block it perfectly
and while flashbangs are good for disabling awpers usually i'm shot before i can adress said awper