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Off Topic / Re: Someone took a sledgehammer to Donald Annoying Orange's Walk of Fame star

« on: October 26, 2016, 11:09:07 PM »

You know what they say,
Life is like an -opinion-, you just keep changing it until you find something that works.

They also say

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”

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Creativity / Re: Drew some fantasy weapons w/ some extra firearms

« on: October 26, 2016, 06:39:17 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkM20LgOdKQ

well then yeah

I didn't rip the idea from yasuo but I figured something like a wind katana already existed so I just drew my version of it

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Off Topic / Re: what program would be good for writing music

« on: October 26, 2016, 06:31:05 PM »

Added a poll with all the suggested programs and links to their websites.

Take a look at each option and vote. I'll do the same.

I have to say, right now it's between FL Studio and Spitfire Albion One.

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Off Topic / Re: Someone took a sledgehammer to Donald Annoying Orange's Walk of Fame star

« on: October 26, 2016, 06:19:35 PM »

This is exactly what he deserved, maybe if he wasn't up on stage trying to cause issues with everyone and shut his damn mouth, we'd all be better off.

exhibit a of a person who will shun his old political standings to be "hip" and "cool"

just like shillary

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Off Topic / Re: Someone took a sledgehammer to Donald Annoying Orange's Walk of Fame star

« on: October 26, 2016, 05:04:08 PM »

the same thing happened with Bill Cosby's star

notice how the two conservatives have their stars defaced but you can't find a single liberal star that's had the same happen to it

kind of says something about the people who do this sort of thing

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Creativity / Re: Drew some fantasy weapons w/ some extra firearms

« on: October 26, 2016, 04:47:58 PM »

soooooo..... the katana is basically yasuo??

didn't know who yasuo is at the time I drew it but if he has wind powers I guess you could say so

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Creativity / Re: Drew some fantasy weapons w/ some extra firearms

« on: October 26, 2016, 11:44:41 AM »

can i just point out how useless an ~11 foot halberd with a ~3 feet wide axe would be
you'd need to stand 8 feet away bare minimum to hit someone with the blade, otherwise you'd just be using an overly long pole with a weight at the end
unless you're a god dang giant it'll be constantly dragging across the ground (even if its magically enchanted)

the guns are real cool though i like them

don't forget you have the spear point on the end
so you could leg sweep them with the pole and stab them with the spear on the end

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Creativity / Re: Drew some fantasy weapons w/ some extra firearms

« on: October 26, 2016, 03:54:57 AM »

Half the knife is behind the barrel

good catch

the way it's constructed the second lens is connected to the bayonet by the same connector that connects it to the barrel
because of the conditions it was made under it would be a lot more work to sand off the iron sights and put the lens at the front and even then you have the possibility of welding the barrel shut accidentally

it's a sniper rifle so it's not a big issue plus it's still a plenty effective bayonet with just half available to slice/stab

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Creativity / Tactical Nuke's Weapons Thread

« on: October 26, 2016, 03:13:38 AM »

Drew them on lined paper (ewww), scanned them in, turned up contrast. Lookin' good, thought I'd share with you guys.


Here is the complete set:



This is the Stärkebarde, a magical halberd that is wielded by only the strongest of fighters.
A typical halberd length is 5'-6'. This axe reaches twice that long and has and axe blade about 3' long to boot. In addition, it has two spear points at each end of the halberd and three scythe blades on the back for gratuitous stabbing/impalement:


This katana doesn't have a name yet.
Contrary to traditional katanas, it has its menuki hanging from the butt of the sword. The blade is known to be associated with the wind and will exaggerate air flow with each swing, essentially creating wind storms or non-lethal swings at the enemy that don't hit them, but that will blow them back:


Likewise, this blade has no name yet, and is WIP.
A favorable name for this weapon would be the axe-blade, as it has the form of a sword but the chopping power of an axe. Light and extremely versatile, this weapon is usually used in pairs and can be accentuated with fire/fire powers:


This weapon isn't as much magical as it is versatile and practical.
This unnamed blade transforms from a one-handed sword into a short lance by twisting the pommel counter-clockwise and pulling the extended hilt out. From there, range increases significantly. The changing shape of this blade allows it to be used pretty much anywhere at any range:



Now for some makeshift firearms. Think slightly apocalyptic.


Here is a sawn-off Chiappa Triple Threat 12-gauge shotgun, with a stufftily-welded-on iron sight and marked on the barrels with tallied kills:


Here is what I call the "poor man's sniper".
It's an old, bolt-action hunting rifle with two lenses welded onto the top to compensate for a scope, a rack on the side for extra bullets, and a kitchen-knife bayonet. The whole thing is held together by stuff craftsmanship:


Here we have a TEC-9 automatic pistol with a literal soda-can suppressor:


This gun contrasts all the other guns in that it's actually loving beautiful, despite it being the end times.
This gun is an M1 Thompson sub-machine gun crafted for a royal envoy (don't ask me why). The gun comes with modified iron sights with a lens for magnification, etched work in the body of the gun, a full stock with etching, a strap for over the shoulder, an extended barrel with a banner and a legitimate WW1-style bayonet. Personally my favorite:



So yeah. Comments and constructive criticisms are welcome. Rate x/10 if you really, really want to (I mean really, really, really, really, really want to).

/discuss

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Off Topic / Re: Milo Yiannopoulos - The Dangerous friend Tour.

« on: October 26, 2016, 12:19:46 AM »

hnnggh





remove the period in the title

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Off Topic / Re: what program would be good for writing music

« on: October 25, 2016, 11:54:54 PM »

guys i'm not too sure but i think he wants composing software
you know the kind for sheet music n stuff

It can work like that, or it can work like FL Studio.

It just needs good playback is all. As in you can take the test run of the music and pass it off as something authentic.

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Off Topic / Re: 2016 USA Presidential Race News & Discussion: Who won debate #3? Annoying Orange V Clinton

« on: October 25, 2016, 08:54:00 PM »

OH NO GUYS THEY'RE HUMANIZING THE RIGHT AGAIN

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Off Topic / Re: what program would be good for writing music

« on: October 25, 2016, 07:13:02 PM »

ableton is more difficult to learn than fl studio but it's far more powerful

that doesn't seem orchestral though

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Off Topic / Re: what program would be good for writing music

« on: October 25, 2016, 04:06:37 PM »

Beepbox

It's easy and fun to use!

that's 8-bit music

that's not what we're talking about

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Off Topic / Re: what program would be good for writing music

« on: October 25, 2016, 02:50:37 PM »

Musescore has just about every musical notation you'd need for sheetmusic

yeah, but in playback they don't work