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Off Topic / Re: What is your deepest secret?

« on: January 30, 2014, 08:27:10 PM »

perfect plan to bang any girl:
you need a couple friends to help you with this so they know where you are and stuff.
get "stranded"(friends know where you are, you can contact them anytime, somehow, idk)on an island with her. pretend theres no food(you actually do have food so you dont starve), so shell need calories. and what way can she get them? semen. youll interject in her mouth so she gets her calories, shell eventually develop feelings for you, you forget her, day later friends pick you up. it's foolproof

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Off Topic / Re: Does you love history stuff?

« on: January 30, 2014, 08:21:48 PM »

History is boring, lol. Calculus is where it's at.

history is amazing. i dont even know why it's in school, it's so interesting.

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Off Topic / Re: One Million Moms boycott an episode of a children's TV show, because lesbians.

« on: January 30, 2014, 08:19:22 PM »

there was bound to be a childrens show with a gay couple on it eventually. people will get mad whether or not there are gay couples on a show. at least theyll get mad eventually without gay couples.

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Off Topic / Re: Does you love history stuff?

« on: January 30, 2014, 08:16:26 PM »

i hate anything before the invention of gunpowder

same
i love learning about history

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Off Topic / Re: What is your deepest secret?

« on: January 30, 2014, 04:06:41 AM »

Sleeping in pullover hoodies n sweaters are really comfortable, but if you've got a jacket with a zipper on then I can imagine it's not the best feeling when trying to sleep lol

i cant do that. the hood bothers the crap out of me. i sleep but neked, its more comfortable and then i can just masturbate whenever and i dont have to take my clothes off

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Off Topic / Re: I got robbed

« on: January 30, 2014, 01:26:36 AM »

i just use my fists cause i aint no pusillanimous individual ass bich

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Off Topic / Re: New laptop

« on: January 30, 2014, 01:06:05 AM »

stuffhead is the equivalent of calling someone "stupid" or "dumb", an inuslt of intelligence

ya, you wouldnt be too smart if you had a head full of stuff

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Off Topic / Re: Make me babies

« on: January 30, 2014, 12:47:36 AM »

it looks like its just giving you a random baby picture that doesnt really have much to do with the pictures you put in

ding ding ding we have a winner

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Off Topic / Re: Make me babies

« on: January 30, 2014, 12:41:08 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: What is your deepest secret?

« on: January 30, 2014, 12:24:48 AM »

I don't want to loving see his stuff, and besides, it's not a nice view.
(it's tiny and ugly ew)

Also no, the bottom bunk has these little slots on the bottom of the top that let me put stuff in, and also the fact that it's easier to be on the bottom.

my brother did something similar. i went outside, and he was butt naked. i guess he was waiting for me. he started yelling at me and calling me a pervert.

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Off Topic / Re: What is your deepest secret?

« on: January 30, 2014, 12:14:28 AM »

Probably the deepest I'm willing to reveal with an identity attached or a textual record is that I have a foot special interest.

feet are so loving gross.

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666

« on: January 29, 2014, 11:42:32 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: What is your deepest secret?

« on: January 29, 2014, 10:18:58 PM »

yeah. it's comfortable I guess, but tbh it's mostly just because of laziness that I do it

yeah its really comfortable. my boxers will sort of rub up against my asscrack and it bothers me

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Off Topic / Re: I got robbed

« on: January 29, 2014, 10:17:33 PM »

you must feel very violated

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Off Topic / Re: What is your deepest secret?

« on: January 29, 2014, 10:08:23 PM »

It's not that I take the blame for everybody... just the close ones to me. I just like seeing people happy and I'll do a lot to make someone happy. I think that's something bad with me, I'll take the blame for someone without really minding.

well ya take the blame for one of your good friends. that makes sense.