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Modification Help / Random Sound...

« on: April 25, 2008, 10:03:49 AM »

Would would you create a firing sound that picked a random sound out of, 50 options? Thanks.

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Drama / Today, in school...

« on: April 23, 2008, 06:18:06 PM »

Do you know what was really weird in class today? Me and some other class-mates bought some of those magnum sharpies* and then, with protective masks took them apart and then put them back together in a different way with small stands so the head of the pen was facing up. Then we brought them to school (LOL) and uncapped our newly made "stink bombs" and rolled them around the room, soon the whole room was unbearable and ad the whole class got very bad headaches, :P! So there you have it, our horrible stink-bombs that we had to be evacuated, but we sneaked the sharpies out of the room before the principal/president came in to inspect and never got caught, no homework that day!


* (actual size)

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Suggestions & Requests / Randy's Personal Messaging

« on: April 14, 2008, 10:01:30 AM »

Does anybody have Randy's personal messaging script, it apparently was removed from mediafire. I don't want the hacked one that was posted below the main post by Roland. Thanks.

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Drama / Burger Tales

« on: April 13, 2008, 07:24:47 PM »

Burger Tales

By: Jared (Radial543)

      The colon of the old cow knew at once that something was wrong when the cow that he was in was hoisted up and dropped into a horrible machine. All of the sudden sweltering heat blasted the cow and the colon “passed out”. When the colon woke up, he was very cold and was shackled together, he was trapped with paper. Though he didn’t know this, the colon was in a box on a truck. He looked around and saw some other parts of cows that were also bound and shackled. As more and more of the “prisoners” woke up, they conversed about the situation and why they were there. As the truck came to a stop all the newly made patties jolted forward, but could not move due to their wrapping. The colon sat quietly and stayed still. Soon the top of their prison was lifted up and blinding light shone in. He was carelessly lifted and taken inside a strange, large building. As the courageous patty was slung into a room, he assimilated into a huge mound of patties. The horde was a bustle of excitement and all the patties were yelling, talking, and conspiring to get out. All of the sudden a slender human with an apron came in the busy room and shoveled off some patties to an unknown place! The mound was in turmoil and things turned to chaos, every patty was thinking one thing; who will be taken away next? The man with the apron came back in again and the colon felt a sudden upheaval as he was scooped up and carried into a door way filled with blinding light. As the patty was thrown onto a strange, black surface he started sizzling and he slowly fell asleep. When the patty woke up, he was shackled yet again, but this time he was greasy and had a bread top and bottoms, yet he didn’t know that he had been made into a burger! As he was put onto a wooden shelf, he looked around and saw some other patties that were also made into burgers. The colon turned and asked one of the anonymous “disfigured” patties and feebly said,
    “What have they made us into?” The other patty also turned and said,
    “They turned us into burgers!” The burger was bewildered and sat in fear on the shelf. One of the men in aprons walked over and took one of the scared patties and walked out of another doorway where the colon could hear lots of strange voices. Within five minutes the burgers on the shelf heard a blood-curdling scream as, apparently, the burger was crunched open and chewed to bits. The burgers stood still, unmoving from the horror of the incident, concluding their terrible fate. One burger tried to jump off the shelf but on the impact from the long fall the burger got splattered all over the floor and was no more. Looking over the edge, the burgers shivered in fright, there was no way out of this horrible calamity! As the man with the apron came back he picked up the poor colon and wrapped him in some more paper. As he walked out of the door, a burst of sound scared and surprised the old colon, then and there, he saw a extremely enlarged human waiting for his delicious and greasy meal, all of the sudden the burger felt very sick and almost fainted. While the man waited for his burger, time seemed elapse very slowly as the man paid for his burger. As the burger was handed over to the morbidly fat man he screamed with rage as the pudgy fingers closed buns! He was being carried over to what looked like a table. As the man squeezed in between the chair and table, numerous chins and all, he started to unwrap the poor colon! The man let out a triumphant roar and threw back his head as he opened his mouth for the first taste of the delicious colon. Suddenly the burger squirmed out of the man's giant, fleshy hand and rolled off the table screaming, as he was collecting grime from the floor, the fat man burst out of the table as his belly was flopping around, landed onto the floor, reached down and ate the burger all in one bite and the trash on the floor rimmed his mouth. After that incident he wiped his mouth and let a huge burp slip out of his mouth. This is where the story comes to an end, when the rather puffy man’s teeth ripped through the burger patty’s flesh and penetrated his main body parts. 

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Gallery / Rad's Castle (new stuff)

« on: April 08, 2008, 08:58:00 PM »

I know there is another topic for this, but that one was form the small battlements, not the main castle figure.

here are some pictures on it at the moment:






I really like the look of it, and I am not using any reference for the main castle (just used the "style" of a brick-shelf pic for one of the battlements) And just for the record, this build has been popping up on some random servers loaded by nubs, it is mine. Please rate x/10, thanks.

scroll down to see new pictures!!!

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Suggestions & Requests / Seeing your hands in 1st person...

« on: April 01, 2008, 09:09:55 PM »

I would like to see my hand not hidden in 1st person and being able to see it holding the item, anybody agree? I really don't like to see it just floating. Is it possible to make a script for this, if not, can i be in v9? Thanks

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Drama / OMG invasion!

« on: March 31, 2008, 05:29:01 PM »

patsy is posing in all recent topic, dont scroll down to far!

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Drama / patsy needs a ban...

« on: March 31, 2008, 05:23:25 PM »

ya, dont look at anything patsy posts, this is locked due to all the disturbing things that he/she is posting in these topic, its very gross...

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Games / Armagetron Advanced

« on: March 21, 2008, 04:07:27 PM »

Armagetron Advanced

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                                                                                                                              http://www.armagetronad.net/

Armagetron Advanced is a game that is based of the movie "Tron" and light cycles. I would like to see more players that play online. Some moments in this game are very slow, but most of the time, you are going at blinding speed. The point of the game, download links, and media are all on the site link provided. This game is free, discuss. (Another helpful site that has useful info and cheats that make your trail and bike different colors is here: http://armagetron.co.uk/ )

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Suggestions & Requests / In-Game Player Ticker...

« on: March 17, 2008, 11:00:38 AM »

I think that this would be cool, if in v9 there was an even that was like "if new player joins" you could make a little ticker that counted how many people entered that server in the time that it was up. I know its probably not possible, but if it is that would be cool. 

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Modification Help / Randomizing models on every mount...

« on: March 15, 2008, 11:19:07 AM »

How would you make a item on every mount, say you press Q and hold the item then you press Q again and de-mount then press Q yet again and mount at it, but the model has randomly switched. thanks

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Drama / If or When Blockland Dies...

« on: March 05, 2008, 09:37:42 PM »

If or when Blockland dies, what do think will happen? I think that some of the min Blockland users will commit Self Delete. What do you predict?

(If this belongs in Off-Topic, then admins, feel free to move)

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Music / Otaku Dance Party

« on: March 04, 2008, 09:37:09 AM »

Hello,

I found this file randomly sitting around on my HD, and don't know where it came from! So i converted it into an ogg and decided to post it on here. If you know where this came from, please post, thanks.

Description: The sound is fast paced, with a "catchy" beat and loops really, really well.

Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?e5h10xgzcjm

(Put this file in Blockland\base\data\sound\music )

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Gallery / Castle Start..

« on: March 02, 2008, 11:55:24 AM »

Hello, I was wanting some feedback on the start of a build i am making, which will be a castle, here are the main battlements, and heres what I plan for it to look like:






thanks.
 (the battlements have an inside with stairs)

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Help / Anti Aliasing

« on: February 27, 2008, 05:59:10 PM »

I know its a pretty bad question, but how do you anti alias? thanks.