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AoT General / I'm Back
« on: September 04, 2010, 08:22:38 AM »
Enjoy my company once more.



Also, inb4Itoldyouso

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AoT General / ZOMG PORTICO
« on: July 24, 2010, 10:48:10 AM »
DAT BITCH IS LIEK SO HARD TO BEAT HE IS THE HAXOR HE BNE BEATING AND GRIEFING IN ME IN THE W9OLDERNESS SERIOUSLY THIS BITCH NEEDS TO LEAVE GET OUT NOW FLAMING THIS POST BADSPOT SHOULD CONTINUE AGE OF TIEM BECAUSE OITS SO COOL AND HE NEEDS TO SPEND MORE TIEM ON A GAME THAT MAKES HIM NO MONEY AND HE IS LIEK SO COOL AND WE NEED MAKLES BECAUSE I CANNOT PLAY A GAME WITHOUT BEING MY OIWN GENDER (THAT RULES OUT TOMB RAIDER AND I LIKE THIS GAM,E IF IT WAS IUPDATED MLRE IM QUITING BECAUSE HERB IOS A richard LIFE NSOTRY.


^^The majority of posts on this forum are in this cool story.

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The party starts. The laser crew assemble.


The guests also begin to arrive.


The music plays, the laser lightshow begins.





Jetz joined the party. He made sure it went out with a bang.


At the after party, the fire orcs proceed to worship a horse.


Note: This isn't my return.

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AoT General / The "Rise" and Fall of DarkSilence
« on: June 24, 2010, 12:57:10 PM »
I started playing this game a few years back. I can't remember much of my first impressions of the game, I was simply searching for a low spec mmo and came across it. Ofcourse, I asked the usual questions such as why I couldn't be a guy and whatever. My first account was called Hellboy nat (hence the forum name). I took it from my runescape name. It was a pretty stuff account, I set myself to maximum scale, black part hair, max posture and breast..
   Anyway, a few days from playing, I had already made friends with a few people and made some enemies too. I remember finding Skoposh's fiber farm in the abandoned house by the docks, destroying it with crap sword and making off with about 5 fiber. Sko never really liked me since. I used to be great friends with a guy named headhunter, he disappeared one day though and never came back.
   After a few days, I came across a shady character named Vampiro. I never knew the origins of this character, from what I've heard it's been passed around alot. I asked if I could swap Hellboy nat for Vampiro so we did. Thus Vampiro was born. Once decopped I also created the famous Vampiro cop account and ditched Vampiro to someone else. At this time, Lub came on a few times randomly but I didn't really know him then. I got decopped on Vampiro cop too and created Vampiro Lord, making Vampiro cop my main.
   Few weeks after joining I came across a subject I took particular interest in. Scripting. I begged and whined and threw tantrums at Ephialtes, rudyman and a few others to teach me. Big mistake. Rudyman said he'd gladly help, only to give me a script which stole my account. Hacked tally: 1. Pissed, I reinstalled Age of Time and created a new account, Holy Moly. I made enemies with Koleth when he wouldn't give me his scripts, consequently J Copper and TheBoogeyMan hated me instantly. Decopped on Holy Moly, I created Holy Shmoly. A character named Faustin hung around, didn't make much contact with him though. I begged and begged and whined like a broken cat and eventually Koleth gave in and gave me information about obtaining the moascripts.
   Weeks later, I was standing at the docks. I heard Ephi say something on local chat yet I could not see him. For some reason I thought he was cloaked in port town, so I begged him for the script. He took Koleth to the warehouse, set up a fake conversation for me to overhear and "gave" Koleth a link to a password hacker. I ran the script foolishly and was hacked by Ephi. Hacked tally: 2.
   Pissed, I created a new account Corrupted Criminal only to then have this stolen again since Ephi's script had planted itself. Hacked tally: 3. After some time, I went back (still with the script inplanted, why didn't I just reinstall?) and created xVampirox. Hacked again. Hacked tally: 4. Couple of months pass. I completely reinstall age of time, go back on and create DarkSilence. Complete noobert :)
   I got friendly with a guy named Youssef. Awesome dutch dude who will always be my brother. Faustin was now under the alias of SaintishNinja. Through Youssef I got to know SaintishNinja. He didn't really like me at all at first. It was only when I went on my hacking streak (I implanted a hack script into a fake tracker and handed it to noobs) did Saintish finally like me. Instant friends. It was me, SaintishNinja, Youssef and youssef's friend Kamal. Great friends. Kamal lost interest in the game after a short time though. Then something strange happened. Lub joined the game randomly after not playing for like a year. I was all "I know you!" Made friends with him. Over time, Lub and Saintish became friends. Youssef unfortunately played the game less and less, especially since one day Badspot changed his password (he uses the accounts Mocro Popo or Yussuf now.) Youssef never really knew Lub. When Youssef was almost diminished, me, SaintishNinja and Lub decided to make a clan. By this time, saintish was using the account "Porto" alot. We all made THC accounts, I invited some old players oad and Yue to join the clan. I also introduced my friend in real life to the game, he goes under the alias THC-Tarkus now.
   After some trolling and hacking, a massive argument broke out between me and Porto. THC disbanded. Forum rages were over. Sort of. THC picked back up again only recently. Taxes or RAEP. Haha you guys were so funny to troll.  :cookieMonster: Anyway, after some long thinking and arguments, I've decided to leave the game. Hopefully for good this time. The game is boring, repetitive yet strangely addictive. I'm fed up with playing a game with such a crap community. So, one member of THC has gone. Goodbye nooberts.

tl;dr I joined. Got hacked 4956839583 times. I left because of stuff game.

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AoT General / Glitching..
« on: June 13, 2010, 12:50:52 PM »
Do you guys glitch? I'm interested since alot of people know glitches in this game.

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AoT General / i havd teh gp
« on: June 06, 2010, 02:06:42 AM »
if abnyone want the gp i have it

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AoT General / DarkSilence and his Pocketful of Biloveual Tendencies
« on: June 05, 2010, 02:49:27 PM »
DarkSilence and his Pocketful of Biloveual Tendencies
By DarkSilence

I was simply squatting in my rather small pink canoe when an extremely large Lub decided it would be plausible to indulge in a running sport past my left side. I decided the best idea would be to catch up with this Porto to see what all the reasonable excuses of running past my right was about untill I realised my small NOSE had gone all stiff. After a quick wankie-doodle, I decided to walk through the gigantuous NOSEprints of the SavageCorona to see where they wouldn't end upright. After sidestepping for several milliseconds, I thought it would be a bad idea to stop and catch my breath (with my NOSE), so I did. By this time, anyone could've climbed a mountain with a piano strapped to their back (holding their NOSE). A small mountain. I sighed, it would be no use. The NOSEprints stopped at the Blacksmith wall. I got out my cell and decided to call my friend Badspot for some gossip. After pressing a few buttons I threw it in the blacksmith fire to watch it smither into burnareens. I wasn't frustrated, it just didn't work. I asked the Blacksmith anyway. After a brief NOSE with the Blacksmith, I got all the information I needed. I popped to the ATM and withdrew my Hook, I will need it for my picnic. "why are there no male models?" A passing Prostitute said. I simply replied, "press alt + f4". Instead, the prosititute decided to pull on it's NOSE untill his laptop battery ran dry. I conjured a passing horse and swam to the Beach House. There, I hooked down from it's roof to get a better view. After Ephialtes had finished killing me the minus eleventh time, I saw in the waters the passing GreenBH from earlier. Before I could facefireball it, rudyman came along to give me a hand. I dropped the hand on the floor and proceeded to kill the Ozan that had decided to do an illegal U-Turn and begin to fly towards my left. He won't be passing me again! I fired my ball of NOSE and sticked him to the shoreline ready for me to pounce upon her. I so totally pwnt that bitch. It was only then did I notice a small orc came trundling along. Before I could pull on my NOSE, the Bunny tapped my leg with it's spikey arms and I proceeded to play the death animation and spam the chat with "Bunny killed you brother" messages. Shiiiit. The End.

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AoT General / New Laws, Taxes and Fines
« on: May 19, 2010, 01:57:57 AM »
Age of Time is changing. It's being governed by the new and improved THC clan.  :cookieMonster:

Citizenship costs 5000gp. It costs a further 2500gp if you continuously evade paying. It also costs 200gp per 10 minutes to use the volcano and swamp.

Penalties Include:
- Clan Rape
- Continuously killed if you leave port town
- Trolled

Pay your taxes and fines to either DarkSilence, Porto or Lub.

People Exempt from the system so far:
- Jetz
- Tarkus
- Herb/Curse
- Porto
- Lub
- DarkSilence

Any questions please ask.

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AoT General / A new army is forming....
« on: May 14, 2010, 12:55:43 PM »


 :cookieMonster:

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AoT General / Project Fiber
« on: May 04, 2010, 02:46:49 PM »


The shop is being taken over...  :cookieMonster:

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AoT General / Die Server Haz Crashisched
« on: May 03, 2010, 07:48:20 AM »
Server crash. This time randomly which is odd...



Is the server on it's way out? Where does badspot host it lol, there have been alot more crashes and lags lately.

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AoT General / Badspot STILL hasn't fixed all bugs.
« on: March 19, 2010, 03:04:14 AM »
So I thought I'd post them for him to fix since he doesn't listen to my PMs (well, he rarely does.)

Glitch #1:
You have to respawn while being carried.
Once you respawn, you will still be in the death animation. DON'T MOVE.
Get out a sword (any sword works.)
Hold down fire button and do a big swing.
Do it twice just in case.
You can move now. DON'T USE HOOK.
Now, locate someone, make sure they're stunned or dead and throw them at the ground.
They should fall through it.

Glitch #2:
Get 15 demerits.
Open the pay fine window.
Jail three people with the window stayed open.
Stand near marshal and press pay fine.
You have -30 dems so you pay -90gp (meaning you GET money not give it.)

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General Discussion / What was that mod....?
« on: February 03, 2010, 01:12:32 PM »
I remember playing a server that had a mod that was very much like creeper mod but instead of growing over bricks, it took over bricks, so it was infact killing the bricks.

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AoT General / Lub has funny ways of doing things.
« on: January 11, 2010, 02:12:16 PM »
He has to be awkward and hold me the wrong way doesn't he?



Note to trolls: This wasn't clientside. Everyone could see it.

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Drama / A shocking discovery about GreenBH...
« on: January 07, 2010, 07:29:30 AM »
We were on age of time, and he kept talking about liking Women in Coats Strangling him. He then gave Skippy the Jedi Droid a parchment explain why he has this special interest. Skippy went awfully quiet then dropped the parchment infront of me muttering ''take it'' in global. I took it, and read it.

Code: [Select]
this is how the whole women in coat masturbating thing started.

When I was like 3 or 2 years old, I found pretty women on TV and stuff quite admiring. I quickly found my excitement for this = masturbating.

I lie down on my front and I usally take my bottom wear off and leave my pants. I cannot masturbate if my snake is extended. It needs to be at a certain size.

I still find women in coats, even in real life, quite intresting. Although they would never do it, I would actully find it quite exciting if a pretty woman in a coat was stalking me in real life...

If you have questions, please write back.

Sincerly,
GreenBH.

Here is the chatlog that followed:

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DarkSilence: You are one really forgeted up kid green
GreenBH logged out.
Martha Jones logged in.
Martha Jones: No I aint
DarkSilence logged out.
VolcanicSilence logged in.
Martha Jones committed Self Delete!
VolcanicSilence: You can't masturbate if your snake isn't the right size?
VolcanicSilence: What the hell
Martha Jones: Well
VolcanicSilence: seriously dude
Martha Jones: if I rub it enough
Martha Jones: it tickles
VolcanicSilence: that's really weird
Martha Jones: Its relaxing
VolcanicSilence: ugh
Martha Jones: I dont touch it with my hands though
Martha Jones: I lounge on the bed
Martha Jones: tthen rub my legs
VolcanicSilence: Too much detail
Martha Jones: Hah, you need all the detail, fuktard
Martha Jones: In order for you, DarkSilence, to undertsand.
VolcanicSilence: I don't think I understand even with the detail

Please note this kid says he's 11.

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