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Off Topic / Re: What if the above user came to visit you in real-life?

« on: September 22, 2012, 11:36:48 PM »

Rape

Extremely roughly while I was in a zangoose costume

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Off Topic / Re: What if the above user came to visit you in real-life?

« on: September 22, 2012, 11:32:36 PM »

I'm sorry

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Off Topic / Re: What if the above user came to visit you in real-life?

« on: September 22, 2012, 11:28:19 PM »

Who are you?

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Off Topic / Re: The Rec. Drug Thread - FAQ, Q&A, and general information.

« on: September 22, 2012, 11:22:35 PM »

The high school bathroom smelled like smoke but I couldn't see any fire. Does this mean that somebody smoked a joint?

Sorry if I seem like I don't know stuff about drugs, I'm drug-naive :c

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Off Topic / Re: Java is being a richard, why is it not working

« on: September 22, 2012, 10:53:37 PM »

I was going to say "update java" but:

# JRE version: 7.0_05-b05
piss

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Off Topic / Re: If your favorite TV show/Video game was a religion...

« on: September 22, 2012, 10:47:44 PM »

How it's made is now my religion

Creationism by machinery: master race

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Off Topic / Re: The below user will have a ____ visit them in their sleep.

« on: September 22, 2012, 10:39:23 PM »

what is on dat plate

The below user will have Port visit them in their sleep

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Off Topic / Re: Suggest me a found footage

« on: September 22, 2012, 10:38:08 PM »

Predator anyone? :D

A possessed mutalid

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Off Topic / Re: guide to writing fanfiction

« on: September 22, 2012, 10:34:37 PM »

wynd wanted me to1!11

20 years later...

Axolotl becomes a chrischan and signs up for the monthly tugboat.
He saves up $25k, and sends it all to Wynd who had surgery for reasons untold.
Wynd goes on the internet and buys computer parts:

Whatever the best loving mobo, RAM, case, and hard disk in the future
Intel i9 with 5nm quantum computing
nVidia GTX990
Liquid nitrogen cooler

Wynd overclocks the CPU to 1THz and then activates the LN cooler.

GAYMING

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Off Topic / Re: The below user will have a ____ visit them in their sleep.

« on: September 22, 2012, 10:27:59 PM »

Take his can of cocainum

The below user will have ME visit them in their sleep.

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Off Topic / Re: What if the above user came to visit you in real-life?

« on: September 22, 2012, 10:24:51 PM »

I'd give him a hug

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Off Topic / Re: Post You're System Specs & Desktop!

« on: September 22, 2012, 10:10:37 PM »

I'll be waiting for the GTX690 laaaaaaaaaaaate

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Off Topic / Re: Post You're System Specs & Desktop!

« on: September 22, 2012, 10:00:39 PM »

the CPU is good, the graphics chip is stuff

Under CPU Im using an AMD A6-3400M APU

ew AMD

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Off Topic / Re: The below user will have a ____ visit them in their sleep.

« on: September 22, 2012, 09:58:37 PM »

I hug the panda.

The below user will have Camera visit them in their sleep.

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Off Topic / Re: guide to writing fanfiction

« on: September 22, 2012, 09:51:08 PM »

Yeah, I know this from personal experience.

He loves female dragons

After a few hundred years, Rykuta turns a leucistic axolotl into a female dragon.
He then proceeds to rape it.

After a few decades, the dragon gives birth to a baby blue egg.
The egg hatches while Rykuta and the female axolotl dragon nurse it.

A pastel blue dragon with a little bit of a darker shade of blue belly comes out, and looks at his mom and dad.

Rykuta names this dragon Axolotl, since he couldn't think up of another name.

The female axolotl dragon runs away, leaving Rykuta as the only one who can take care of the dragon child.

welp