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Off Topic / Re: guide to writing fanfiction
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:49:26 PM »
This dragon named Rykuta soon rapes unsuspecting animals, or attempts to change them into dragon women.
how lovey of him to do that

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Off Topic / Re: guide to writing fanfiction
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:47:53 PM »
Egg
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An unknown female dragon gives birth to a dragon egg that is blue.
She doesn't wish to take care of the egg, so she just leaves it.

A few years later, the dragon fetus inside has grown.
It has went through not having the heat of its mother, and it will go through the horror of not having one.

Unless...this dragon is manly.

A few more years later, the dragon egg hatches.
A blue dragon with a little, beige belly and just a little bit of black hair beginning to grow creeps out of the egg in the warm sunlight.
A few decades later, it has become intelligent and has decided to pick itself a name.

This dragon shall name itself Rykuta.

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Off Topic / Re: guide to writing fanfiction
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:42:16 PM »
Um...no dragons in any stories I write, so...
dragons are lovey and gigantic

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Off Topic / Re: guide to writing fanfiction
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:29:27 PM »
I want to become a successful enough author that people write terrible fanfics of my work.
Wynd writes a book.
People love the book.
It becomes bestseller.

Axo writes a horrible retconned erotic fanfic of that book.
People love the book.
It becomes bestseller.

50 SHADES OF GREY CLAUSE

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Off Topic / Re: What are you gonna be for Halloween?
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:26:36 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: guide to writing fanfiction
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:23:29 PM »
I hate using non-pervert-friends-with-lots-of-benefits as my fanfic victims.

For example: if I replaced me with TheBlackParrot in that story, my ass would get kicked so hard.

However, if I put Wynd in the story, I would just get a slap in the face. A simple explanation: TheBlackParrot gives me a thin and fragile sheet as benefits, and doing fanfic of him would be the equivalent to saying "forget you" to him and then crushing the thin and fragile sheet; Wynd gives me nothing :'c.

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Off Topic / Re: guide to writing fanfiction
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:20:56 PM »
are we seriously going to bring this up for the 50 zillionth time?
too poor to buy windows 7 and then activate Boot Camp Assistant :'c

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Off Topic / Re: guide to writing fanfiction
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:15:04 PM »
I would never write a fanfic on any of the Scratch Community unless you got me seriously loving horny.
What the forget
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here

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Off Topic / Re: guide to writing fanfiction
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:13:26 PM »
erotic dragon fanfic
it's horrible and I should feel ashamed
forget it I am expanding this stuff
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It was dat dark fukken night.
Axo went into Rykuta's house and drank a dragon potion.
Axo grew and grew and grew and turned into a gigantic dragon.
Axo went into Rykuta's bedroom and then hopped onto the bed.
Axo then proceeded to stick his member into Rykuta's excretory hole.
Axo forgeted hard and was all like "aww yeah11!11".

Rykuta woke up after the climax.

Rykuta punished Axo by cursing him to be a fat, smelly dragon with a crippled immune system for 10000 years.
Axo opened up a reverse prostitution house where hot dragons would come in to get forgeted.
Axo died of Hyper AIDS (even worse than Super AIDS because it makes you die very painfully in a minute) after the curse wore off.
The end.

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Off Topic / Re: guide to writing fanfiction
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:06:09 PM »
erotic dragon fanfic

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Rykuta punished Axo for gay raping by cursing him to be a fat dragon for 10000 years.

Axo opened up a reverse prostitution house where hot dragons would come in to get forgeted.

Axo died of Hyper AIDS (even worse than Super AIDS) after the curse wore off.

The end.
it's horrible and I should feel ashamed

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Off Topic / Re: Teen swag...
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:02:50 PM »
In my high school, you don't need to use the word swag. The school has simply aged into a swagfest where almost everyone and every room in the school is ghetto (except for the staff).

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Off Topic / Re: guide to writing fanfiction
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:01:06 PM »
i used to write fanfiction but then i realized im terrible at it and now i jsut fsdbhjs
I am actually good at writing but I am lazy

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Off Topic / Re: guide to writing fanfiction
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:00:15 PM »
I am horrible at this
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Doodle went to the store and GUESS WHO'S THERE?!

AXO, and then Doodle called the police and then they banged me and sentenced me to death

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Off Topic / Re: What's your favourite Element or Compound and why?
« on: September 22, 2012, 08:58:26 PM »
Boron because it's fun to say.
I love boron carbide

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Octaazacubane!

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