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« on: November 20, 2016, 02:57:21 PM »
In this letter I intend to express my views about Mr. Dark Blockland Guard with gentleness and respect. I'm going to give it to you straight: One could truthfully say that Dark Blockland has a driving need to introduce disease, ignorance, squalor, idleness, and want into affluent neighborhoods. But saying that would miss the real point, which is that he uses the word “anthropogeographical” to justify making us dependent on the worst kinds of egocentric antagonists there are for political representation, economic support, social position, and psychological approval. In doing so, he is reversing the meaning of that word as a means of disguising the fact that he deeply believes that Elvis is alive and well and living in Tweed, Ontario. Meanwhile, back on Earth, the truth is very simple: Dark Blockland expresses hostile odium toward anyone who intends to detail the specific steps and objectives needed to thwart his beggarly schemes. I do not say that lightly. Remember, Dark Blockland is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, he frequently exhibits less formal criminal behavior such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses.
Call me old-fashioned, but Dark Blockland is a being who invents nothing, originates nothing, and improves nothing. All he does is see to it that all patriotic endeavors are directed down blind alleys where they end only in frustration and discouragement. The essence of lying is in deception, not in words. I state these facts only to give a bit of personal background as to why several things he has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of his that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash.
Where does the line get drawn? Dark Blockland contends that it's okay for him to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. To that I say, pish tosh and poppyrooster! The reality is that we can no longer afford to do nothing about Dark Blockland's sinister grievances. Instead, we must strike while the iron is hot and protect our peace, privacy, and safety. Stand with me, be honest with me, and help me tell you a little bit about Mr. Dark Blockland Guard and his snarky treatises, and together we'll illustrate the virtues that he lacks—courage, truthfulness, courtesy, honesty, diligence, chivalry, loyalty, and industry. We'll exercise due diligence in dragging him in front of a tribunal and trying him for his crimes against humanity. I'm counting on you. Thanks for reading this.