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Off Topic / Re: [UK EU Referendum] - VOTE ON THE 23RD JUNE
« on: June 23, 2016, 07:24:15 AM »
if we leave then scotland can finally enforce kilts on their citizens
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Bend your chin down to protect your neck while maintaining eye contact.
Bring your hands up while looking at the muggers in their eyes and say "I don't want no trouble, ya here?"
Slightly bend your knees while flexing your traps and core.
Slowly begin chanting "wolowolowolo" under your breath. By this point the muggers will be visibly shaken.
Begin chanting louder and faster, while swaying side to side.
Loosen your facial, sphincter and legal muscles, while letting your eyes roll to the back of your head.
At this point you should be chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs while visibly stuffting and pissing yourself.
Everyone within a 10 mile radius will feel a terrifying presence in their soul.
Marvel as you ascend to your planar form.
On every third silver moon of the harvest month, a man shall lay his sacrifices and repent his sins to the god of blood. He shall then fill three oak goblets with pig's blood and recite the three devil's cantrips found on the back of your enclosed instruction book. You shall then see the confirmation of your pact with the god of blood when the north star cries and the pig's blood boils. Place your hands in the center of a salt circle and empty your mind. You shall begin the ritual of man's fruit, and separate your soul from your body. Once the anchor to this mortal coil is loosened, a friendly spirit by the name of John Galt will appear and offer you a handshake. If you have set up all the proper preparations, you are now entered into the furry fandom.what the actual forget ike