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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE
« on: July 26, 2015, 04:28:01 PM »
Alright guys. Imagine taking a straw from a Capri-Sun juice pack and putting the pointy end down your urethra.
ow

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Forum Games / Re: Crush
« on: July 26, 2015, 04:23:12 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: Cross Country Run
« on: July 26, 2015, 04:22:35 PM »
hide in mcdonalds until they stop searching for you

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Forum Games / Re: BLOODLUST [The End]
« on: July 26, 2015, 04:10:49 PM »
grab the skull of the embodiment of bloodlust and hold it up, exclaiming "we did it, lets play blockland"

also first order as god, create a money pool

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To add on to this, babies. forget babies. No, your baby is not cute. It's just a loving obnoxious little meat sack that isn't smart enough to contribute to society yet and consumes resources. Did I mention every single restaurant has a screaming baby? Yeah. forget babies, little entitled richardheads.
it's even worse on a plane, the screaming never ends.
leave your loving baby at home, it won't remember all this anyways.

infact, i have a story about this.
i was heading home after my holiday, sat down in my chair hoping for a quiet journey home, suddenly a woman in loving sunglasses, tanktop and shorts sits behind me holding her asleep, morbidly obese baby, she was on the seat directly behind me while holding the baby in her arms. the other seats were either empty or being used for her handbag.
this isn't even the beginning

the plane takes off, baby wakes up with the loudest ear piercing screech known to man, to only later vomit down the back of my seat, keep in mind it was screaming while vomiting so it got everywhere.
everyone is trying to ignore it, trying to stop themselves from punching the child.
the screaming didn't stop, she didn't even try to comfort it

half way through the journey, a smell even worse than crusty vomit rose up.
it was stuff with the fine topping of piss.
the baby was dead quiet while it was stuffting itself so i had that.

by the time the plane was over, she got up first and strolled loving casually down the alleyway taking a selfie while she was doing it.
faces of pure hatred across the plane.
later found out that the seat had to be removed and replaced, as i saw them taking out a seat from the plane.
this became a joke in my group, the baby from hell

never flying with first choice again

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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE
« on: July 26, 2015, 02:43:58 PM »
Literally the only things that make me cringe would get people banned from the forums, I just come here to see people overreact
everyone loved it when you was gone. we had less friend

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Forum Games / Re: Tank Blitz! [Chapter 1] [Bandits!]
« on: July 26, 2015, 12:14:21 PM »
realise you're running out of food and water, stuff and piss into a cup to make an nutrient mix

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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE
« on: July 26, 2015, 11:57:04 AM »

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Forum Games / Re: Cross Country Run
« on: July 26, 2015, 11:29:03 AM »
stuff out a decoy so you can jump out of sight

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lenny killed one guy then tried to escape.

rip lenny

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Forum Games / Re: Explorion
« on: July 26, 2015, 11:26:23 AM »
Think about why you are a major starfish to your ADVENTURE BUDDY.

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REMEMBER THE START OF THE ADVENTURE. THROW THE BOOK INTO THE BOSS

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Games / Re: my game Circuit Breakers is on greenlight
« on: July 26, 2015, 10:23:27 AM »
will the game still be happening even if the kickstarter fails

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the future

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