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Off Topic / Re: Stocking, Lord Tony, or Skip (a.k.a. God)?
« on: September 23, 2011, 08:04:01 PM »
The year is 400 B.C. A group of musicians are about to begin playing on a stage, and there is a huge audience. Some of Europe’s greatest minds are there, including Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, etc.
The music begins. The group of musicians is called My Chemical Romance and they are playing a song called “Welcome to the Black Parade”.
About a minute into the performance, Plato remarks, “wow what this is gay forgetin emo goth stuff. anyone who like this music can go forgeten cut themselfs.”
Aristotle then gazes into the sky, strokes his chin briefly, and contemplates. He later turns to Plato and says, “Ummm that was extremly rude and unneccesary. MCR has saved more lives than you can count, you inconsiderite forget tard. MCR fans forever.”
Near the end of the song, Socrates rises from his seat and turns to the people behind him. He brings forth his arm and lets out a hearty bellow. “THUMBS UP IF U LISTEN TO THIS IN 2011 AND U THINK ITS BETTER THAN THE friend KESHA AND WHIP MY HAIR MAIN STREAM BULLstuff”. 54 people cheer enthusiastically and lift their thumbs to the heavens.
After the show, the emperor’s official scribe goes around all the rows and surveys each of the individual audience members about their opinions of the performance, and tallies the official opinion of the people: 56,457 people liked it and 2,135 people disliked it. When the results are presented to the emperor, he remarks that if the results were displayed on a horizontal graph, the dislike portion might resemble Justin Bieber’s snake.
The music begins. The group of musicians is called My Chemical Romance and they are playing a song called “Welcome to the Black Parade”.
About a minute into the performance, Plato remarks, “wow what this is gay forgetin emo goth stuff. anyone who like this music can go forgeten cut themselfs.”
Aristotle then gazes into the sky, strokes his chin briefly, and contemplates. He later turns to Plato and says, “Ummm that was extremly rude and unneccesary. MCR has saved more lives than you can count, you inconsiderite forget tard. MCR fans forever.”
Near the end of the song, Socrates rises from his seat and turns to the people behind him. He brings forth his arm and lets out a hearty bellow. “THUMBS UP IF U LISTEN TO THIS IN 2011 AND U THINK ITS BETTER THAN THE friend KESHA AND WHIP MY HAIR MAIN STREAM BULLstuff”. 54 people cheer enthusiastically and lift their thumbs to the heavens.
After the show, the emperor’s official scribe goes around all the rows and surveys each of the individual audience members about their opinions of the performance, and tallies the official opinion of the people: 56,457 people liked it and 2,135 people disliked it. When the results are presented to the emperor, he remarks that if the results were displayed on a horizontal graph, the dislike portion might resemble Justin Bieber’s snake.