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General Discussion / On the topic of being greenlit..
« on: August 28, 2013, 12:50:00 PM »
What do you guys think will happen with things like Add on Development, updates, and the general future of Blockland? I think we could see Steam Workshop integration for Addons and Saves, and a lot more servers, too. I'm also wondering if the community that joined before the steam release will act like how people acted with newer BLID'S a few years back.

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Off Topic / Anyone know a good, free beginner's modelling program?
« on: July 17, 2013, 08:53:15 PM »
I've used stuff like auto desk to model some things, so i'm still very beginner, but i want to try and make some models for the BL community since i think it would be fun to create some cool vehicles.
Any good recommendations?

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Off Topic / They got to the center of the cube
« on: May 26, 2013, 12:26:04 PM »
That whole "Whats inside the cube" crap? Yeah, it just ended.
Video link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhzb9OUWrXU

The winner is Brian Henderson from Edinburgh, UK
All i have to say is : WHAT THE HELL? ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU FREAKING GIVE US THIS LONG, AND THIS IS WHAT WE GET? ALL IT IS ANNOUNCING SOME DUMB "GOD" GAME?
ADGJADGJAVIJFJHPOFJHAIHJAOF
Okay, the guy gets to be the god of the game, and that's cool and all, but seriously. Why not just announce it, and explain to them beforehand?

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Games / Far Cry 3- Blood Dragon- ALL OF MY WHAT
« on: April 04, 2013, 09:34:31 PM »

Far Cry 3- Blood Dragon was thought to be a fake April Fools day DLC, but after a bunch of images and a promo website, it seems that its a real, standalone Xbox Live Arcade title.
A few more images:



A comparison between the two (FarCry3 VS FC3:BD)


VS

discus

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When i was younger, i played TM:UF a BUNCH. I loved it alot. Sadly, i switched to an x86 operating system (not really sad, more of an upgrade) , and the game was lost a long time ago. I'm downloading it as im typing this, and i need some questions awnsered:
Do i need an account to play the game?
Do i just need the key?
Can i play the game anyways if if forgot the account, make a new one, and use the old key?
Thanks in advance guys, i really want to try this game out again.

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Off Topic / Adam sessler makes a zinger
« on: February 11, 2013, 04:53:38 PM »
Since our favorite lil' sessler was fired from his job at G4, the channel has been renamed "The Esquire Network" supposed to be for "classy" people. Adam retorted with this







ZING
im so sorry i had to

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Off Topic / HALO 3 FOUND IN THE STEAM REGISTRY
« on: February 03, 2013, 04:22:03 PM »
OH MY GOD IM SO HAPPY
http://steamcommunity.com/app/216800/discussions/#p2
I LOVE YOU STEAM
GOD BLESS EVERYBODY, 'MURICA, AND MCDONALDS
GOOD NIGHT.
LOCKED BECAUSE SOME OTHER PERSON MADE BEFORE ME

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Hey all.
Apparently eve online just had one of the largest battles in web history.
Some guy flying a titan or something (big spaceship) accidentally warped into some sort of hostile zone, and started a war with another faction.
The main battle lasted two hours, and a few billion ISK (ingame monies) was lost.
Better explanation: http://themittani.com/news/asakai-aftermath-all-over-cobalt-moon
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTQHv0FrgrE&feature=youtu.be     Battle Stats:

so yeah, discuss things about people losing a bunch of money over pixels.
EDIT: Better explanation (its a wall)
Essentially, there are two "Mega" coalitions in the game right now, the Clusterforget Coalition (CFC) and the Honeybadger Coalition (HBC). A coalition is a group of alliances that band together. There are also 3-4 other smaller coalitions (Russian Bloc, N3), as well as some independent notable alliances (Black Legion in this case).
These are all Nullsec powers. The HBC's core alliance is TEST; an alliance that is based from and recruits out of your favorite website, Reddit (Shameless plug: go to /r/evedreddit to check out Reddit's corporation/alliance, and click this for a free 21 day trial)! The CFC's core alliance is Goonswarm, which is based in and recruits out of your least favorite website, SomethingAwful!
Now, it would appear that these two alliances were born to be rivals, but it was not always this way. When the reddit corporation (alliances are composed over individual corporations) first joined EVE, they were attacked by the SA corporation, goonswarm; who were already very established in the EVE universe. Instead of becoming enemies, the Goons were taken aback by the adorableness of our attitude towards the game, and we became allies and soon to be best friends. They nurtured us, tought us, fought for us. Our current leader, Montolio, decided that he wanted to take a path of independence.
We met another group of players in an alliance called Pandemic Legion. They are considered the big bad guys of EVE. They posses hundreds of the Super Carriers and Titans; the most powerful ships in the game and which the pictures in the OP are mostly comprised of. Basically, these guys have a public mumble channel called OG mumble. Mumble is a program like teamspeak, if you didn't know. This was when Battlefield: Bad Company 2 was popular, and some of our guys joined their channel to play with them. They befriended them, and more people joined to play and more and more. Soon, their EVE alliance had invited us to go on campaign with them; and it was hella fun. They were a bunch of old players, and our raw enthusiasm of the game seemed to make it more fun for them, and their wealth, power and experience taught us a lot.
The problem is, that our new PL friends are direct enemies with our Goonswarm bros. These tensions were drawn down, and we eventually got both of them fighting for us to attack a new threat to us in the South. But that's another story.
What's important to last night is that we chose to go with PL instead of goons, and we formed our own coalition; the HBC. Between PL's ability to drop many of the most powerful ships in the game, and our ability to rush in with hundreds of support ships to back them up, it's a potent force.
Last night, a relatively small pirate alliance that controls a good bit of territory nearby Goon-land thought that the goons may try to attack them over a local moon; which holds mineral resources. They informed a fleet commander in Pandemic Legion that this may be happening, and PL set up to ambush goons.
The goonswarm Fleet commander (FC), Dabigredboat, is a prettty interesting character, who is loved or hated throughout the game, but that's another story. Anyways, he is flying a titan. These are the most powerful ships in the game, they do a lot of damage, can take a LOT of damage, and are ridiculously expensive. Additionally, they can move across the universe rapidly with a jump drive; but they can also move OTHER SHIPS across the universe rapidly by "bridging" them.
Sidebar: EVE has an interesting feature where people can buy game time cards (30/60 day) and sell them in game for in game money; allowing wealthy people to essentially play the game for free, and allowing people who are wealthy out of game to have the money to do what they want. This provides a rare insight to the actual value of in game item. And a titan, like dabigredboat's, would cost something like $3500 dollars to buy with out of game money.
Back to the story. So basically, boat is in his titan getting ready to bridge a full fleet (~250 dudes) onto this small pirate alliance. Except he makes a mistake; he clicks JUMP instead of BRIDGE. That sends his $3,500 ship right into the middle of this pirate corporation with nobody nearby to support him. And then all hell breaks loose.
If you'll remember, PL was aware that something might be going down, and when the pirates inform them that a titan has jumped in, and not only a titan but Dabigredboat's titan, they jump in 3-4 supercarriers. Supercarriers do more damage than a titan, but don't take quite as much and aren't quite as expensive. Boat orders Goon and CFC supers to log in, and they drop a few more supers in to help boat. PL goes into hyperdrive and goes all in; they drop every supercarrier they have available, and are frantically calling everyone they know to get there as well.
And then Boat makes a crucial mistake. He should have realized that his titan and the few supers he called in to support him were going to die, and cut his losses. But instead he panics, and calls in EVERYTHING the CFC has to help get him out of there. At this point, the battle transcends hell and goes into every god damn layer of Dante's Inferno. The CFC commits every supercarrier, titan, dreadnought (basically floating gun platforms that do a ton of damage) and regular carrier (which are basically "healers") that they can. PL does the same, and the rest of the HBC is in right behind them. My fleet, and the rest of the TEST fleet burned across the universe at best speed to get into the fight, and all of our capitals (dreads/carriers) and supercapitals jumped in ahead of us.
Also, goons are not well liked in the universe of EVE. They have fought against (and won against) pretty much every major player in the game. So the rest of the smaller coalitions also jump into the fray. And even though we're technically "unfriendly", they join ourside and the whole universe of EVE piles onto the CFC. My poor laptop crashed when there were 2800 people in the solar system (And there were hundreds more in surrounding systems), but it was epic.
The CFC lost a lot of stuff. ~44 Dreads, 29 Carriers, 5 Supercarriers and 3 Titans. The HBC and the rest of EVE lost 10 Carriers, 6 Dreads, and one Supercarrier. It's a mind boggling amount of damage done, and money lost. But that's EVE.
EDIT: Changed the title, apparently it was MUCH more than we thought.

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Off Topic / Gizoogle.net- Ghetto in da hoodz!
« on: January 19, 2013, 08:25:54 PM »
Gizoogle is you average search engine, except it produces hilarious results. All text on the page is turned into "Ghetto Speak"
Example: teamfortress.com (also warning some websites get real messed up and all dat, yo. like photos goin missen)
"Kiss these items dopebye!"
Bidwell was takin stock of a stuffload of our olda loot dis week n' found up some idiotz been rockin one of our warehouses ta store palletz of spoiled mayonnaise. Raccoons all over tha place. Fancy Fedoras, Prussian Pickehaubes, Footbizzle Helmets -- these stuff was part of Mann Co. history. Right back up in yo muthaforgetin ass. Some of em was tha straight-up original gangsta stuff our crazy-ass asses eva shipped. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! They deserved a funky-ass mo' betta end than rottin up in a puddle of rotten condiments n' raccoon poop, let mah crazy ass tell yo thugged-out ass.

Herez a cold-ass lil complete list of all tha stock our crazy-ass asses lost: BATTER’S HELMET, SOLDIER’S STASH, PYRO’S BEANIE, DEMOMAN’S FRO, FOOTBALL HELMET, MINING LIGHT, PRUSSIAN PICKELHAUBE, TROPHY BELT n' FANCY FEDORA. Thatz right, folks: These basebizzle caps is gone.

For tha next two weeks, we're pushin anythang up in tha warehouse dat wasn't damaged. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! Purchase n' craft these thangs while you can, cuz once tha two weeks is up I be burnin tha warehouse down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Also, I don't give a forget if you can git rabies from bustin a funky-ass basebizzle cap dat a raccoon bit yo, but if you can don't come bustin up like a biatch ta mah crazy ass bout dat stuff. If you don't want yo' basebizzle caps ta give you diseases, don't cop em outta warehouses, thatz mah lyrics. Thatz just one of tha reasons I wear as few threadz as possible at all times. Never been sick up in mah life.
Have fun, and remember: Gizoogle dat shiznit!

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Drama / Cubelands- The frick is with this person?
« on: December 31, 2012, 11:47:07 AM »
I'm pretty sure you all know Cubelands. Odd, foreign, interesting, and most recently, being a messed up weirdo. He has posted topics that just spam off topic, and recently made a thread that just crossed the line. His new topic was trying to show people "Animal procrastination", which i'm pretty sure is bannable. He locked the topic, yet this makes me wonder. Why is a 40 year old posting on the blockland forums and trying to show us videos of people jacking off a horse? "educational purposes". What the heck is wrong with him? His threads just seem like spam to me and are really annoying. He also has started arguments on threads, one special one involving deaf people. Can this guy just "get off"icwatudidthar of the forums yet?

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Games / Teammate finding - Cant find anybody? Get over here!
« on: December 26, 2012, 10:53:58 PM »
Trying to find a teammate for a co op game, or trying to assemble the perfect highlander team? You've come to the right place! Simply state your game, platform, and requirements if needed
Example:
Looking for a Borderlands 2 teammate on Xbox 360 to help me beat terramorphous, must be level 50.
Need someone to play Pyro on a TF2 highlander team for PC, must be good with any pyro items
etc
etc
Get started!



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Off Topic / The Phantom Pain, AKA Metal Gear Solid 5.
« on: December 08, 2012, 11:22:01 AM »
The Phantom Pain is a new game coming from Moby Game Studios (MGS)
It features a man waking up from a coma, only to wake up and find soldiers everywhere, wanting to kill the hospital's inhabitants. We see a shot of a unicorn on fire, and then a whale consuming a helicopter.
Here's where it gets weird.
According to a reddit thread: At the beginning of the video the main character returns from a coma. If you remember MGS4 it's mentioned that big boss fell into a coma at some point. From the metal gear wikia "in 1972, while big boss fell into a coma from being gravely wounded in battle, Zero brought his unconsious body to a lab where his genes were extracted to make genetically enhanced soldiers. Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, and Solidus Snake were produced in this program". The game most likely takes place after he wakes up from the coma.
So people are wondering about all the weird stuff happening, and like WTF was with the floating thing?
Two words.
Psycho Mantis.
In the older games, she/he (idk which because "it" has boobs) made snake have hallucinations and other wacky stuff. That's why "it" is making this stuff happen. There is also a theory about the bandaged man being Grey Fox (might have gotten it wrong)
Did you see weird lines above the words "The Phantom Pain" at the end?
Explanation

So, what do you guys think?

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Off Topic / Wii U Day one hack with "Debug" menu, WTF.
« on: December 05, 2012, 01:59:01 PM »
NeoGAF forums user "Trike" dun goofed while trying to exit the Miiverse on the first day of the console launch, pressed a button, and opened up a debug menu. It seems pretty normal, but then you look at the games discussion pages by devs.

What games do you see here? Metroid, Zombie,(Most likely ZombiU) The upcoming Wii Fit U, but wait, what's this?
YOSHI LAND/ISLAND U.
Okay, after that, lets keep going. Soul Hackers? Never heard of it. Resident evil? Cool. Look down one more, and what do you see?
FRICKING METAL GEAR SOLID.
NEOGAF LINK: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500411
I'll post more photos if you guys like.


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Off Topic / Jagex bought Ace Of Spades.
« on: November 25, 2012, 12:23:43 PM »
If any of you haven't noticed, Ace Of Spades, a fairly good indie P4F title was bought by Jagex a few weeks ago. Everyone is saying that it's going to be like runescape all over again after they were bought.
inb4 shills from jagex trying to make players think change is good on the forums.

I'm A MASSIVE Jagex Fan and I have NEVER heard of this game.
It looks AMAZING.
I'm not sure if you guys know how amazing Jagex is, some of their content just blows you away.
I'm New, I know I will enjoy my stay.
Cheers
Nathan

Yeah, sure. Jagex employee, tell yourself that everyone is going to love what they did. *shiftily looks at runescape-post jagex infestation*

The changes involve:
HUGE graphics overhaul (included in screenshots below)
Most likely a loadout system (nooooo)
No custom maps (they have a thing saying "Vote for which custom maps to be included in the game!)
More COD/Minecraft fanboys.
SCREENSHOTS:



& more at the new overhauled aceofspades.com
Also its going on steam and you have to pay for the new version. Woo hoo. also your grandmothers computer will most likely not be able to run this anymore.

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