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Off Topic / Re: Discussion thread- Romantic/"sweet" ideas for your significant other/crush

« on: October 03, 2013, 10:57:58 PM »

So I hear you want to get your girlfriend a card?
Well slow down, there is an even better way to go around this.
Instead of buying or even making your own card, combine these two ideas to create the most beautiful card ever~
Step 1. Go to somewhere that sells cards
Step 2. Buy a blank card
Step 3. Go through all of the romantic cards in the stands until you find one that you would give to your special someone
Step 4. Write down what is in that card into your blank card

By following these steps you can be sure to come out with a seemingly hand made and meaningful card!
And if you're lucky, after reading the card she may just let you make mincemeat of her dirty vaginal insides~

Will actually add what you've got (keeping the humor) as well as my own personal variation ( I use Microsoft Word / Publisher to custom design cards, often times with poetry or just some sappy quote. works like a charm.)

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Off Topic / Re: Would you cuddle with the above user's avatar?

« on: October 03, 2013, 10:55:05 PM »

uh
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no

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Off Topic / Re: On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid is the person above?

« on: October 03, 2013, 10:53:37 PM »

2/10
of all his posts I've seen, I like him, but I gotta throw in some points so I dont seem like a brown-noser♥

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Off Topic / Re: Discussion thread- Romantic/"sweet" ideas for your significant other/crush

« on: October 03, 2013, 10:45:42 PM »

i loving love the op omg

I lov u 2 roufucool rufies referiecul reficul

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Off Topic / Re: Hate each other with gifs.

« on: October 03, 2013, 10:44:11 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: so my mom just kinda..drove off.

« on: October 03, 2013, 10:40:20 PM »

Arek, lemme just throw this out onto the table.

Call family, see if your mom is with your aunt or grandma: if not, they flip stuff.
Call cops, see if they can find her, eventually they'll find SOMETHING and a missing persons report will go out

DON'T DO ANYTHING, SHE COULD BE GONE FOREVER

Now of course that's extremely drastic, however, I wouldn't be on the god damn forums complaining about how my mom left and she PROBABLY has a 25% of reaching ANY destination.

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Off Topic / Re: Hate each other with gifs.

« on: October 03, 2013, 10:38:01 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Imitate the above user

« on: October 03, 2013, 10:34:30 PM »

three words

eeh pretty cool

holy stuff st8, you hardly ever type ANYTHING, I just looked through your recent posts... how do you communicate so WELL!?

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Off Topic / Re: so my mom just kinda..drove off.

« on: October 03, 2013, 10:33:14 PM »

You either need to be straight honest with your dad and ask him why he thinks your mother left the way she did, or you need to tell him to call the cops on a missing person's report.

Unless your mom is on her period*10, nobody walks out over some silly little agenda.
I really don't mean to worry you or anything, and I'm sure she's fine, but what with the lack of a license, limited knowledge of the area, the fact that it's night and she COULD panic, that is all a really really bad combination.

Get off blogland
go to your dad
say that you're worried
offer to talk things out

If he's checking on you, it's either because your parents are doing this behind your back to see how you react (jumping onto the computer probably isnt the best in said case) OR he has no idea what's going on.

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Off Topic / Re: Discussion thread- Romantic/"sweet" ideas for your significant other/crush

« on: October 03, 2013, 10:27:23 PM »

get that bitch a horse

bitches love horses

I almost posted beastiality
then I remembered badstuff doesn't like my sense of humor

You would be surprised, whenever I tell most girls I horseback ride occasionally w/ family, that's apparently super impressive and really gets their ladyboners going. However, realistically, caring for a horse is almost as bad as teen pregnancy, so I'm gonna have to keep that one off the list temporarily (gonna think that one over, I know in certain locations you can pay someone to lead you through horse-friendly trails)

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Off Topic / Re: Can you tell what the above user's avatar is/ is from?

« on: October 03, 2013, 10:13:38 PM »

2spooky5me Jurassic park?

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Off Topic / Re: Discussion thread- Romantic/"sweet" ideas for your significant other/crush

« on: October 03, 2013, 10:13:14 PM »

afraid to make a move :(

do it
really you will loving regret it if you don't

spot on. If you know the person well, just think of something they would like to do (hang out, NOT a date,) if you think it went well, ask them out. That's what I did with my current gf, and she was anti-guy, anti dating, etc. She still had a lot of fun spending 5 hours in a hammock with me :L

unrelated: I swear to god I'm considering putting 50 shades of grey on the list because the second a girl finds out I'm reading it on my gf's nook, 75% of the time they ask if I own a grey tie or some other inconspicuous question.

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Off Topic / Re: Discussion thread- Romantic/"sweet" ideas for your significant other/crush

« on: October 03, 2013, 08:24:58 PM »

lure the guy in with a gentle kiss and then dominate him in bed and forget him mercilessly

procede to slit man's throat in his sleep
sell body parts on black market
profit

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Off Topic / Re: Can you tell what the above user's avatar is/ is from?

« on: October 03, 2013, 07:56:37 PM »

No one will get mine.

shut the forget up I know what it is
It's from grand theft auto
Mafia Wars Moscow, it's called dragging the image to google images search bar to find similar images, took all of 2 seconds, GET ON MY LEVEL

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Off Topic / Re: Can you tell what the above user's avatar is/ is from?

« on: October 03, 2013, 07:35:23 PM »

MS paint via his 7 year old brother