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Off Topic / Re: Just had my first lucid dream!
« on: May 08, 2013, 07:07:38 PM »plot twist: it wasn't a dream and everyone in your town is now your forget-buddy-for-life. You have become the alpha male.
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Off Topic / Re: Just had my first lucid dream!
« on: May 08, 2013, 06:41:17 PM »
Have lucid dream
forget crush in dream
sleep together
wake up, tell her you have to go home
kiss goodbye
go home
get in your own bed
wake up
go to school
see crush
"hey babe"
"Who the forget are you?"
"What do you mean, we just had love like yesterday."
"Are you on drugs or something get away from me"
"Oh forget it was a dream"
"WHAT"
"Nothing babe"
forget crush in dream
sleep together
wake up, tell her you have to go home
kiss goodbye
go home
get in your own bed
wake up
go to school
see crush
"hey babe"
"Who the forget are you?"
"What do you mean, we just had love like yesterday."
"Are you on drugs or something get away from me"
"Oh forget it was a dream"
"WHAT"
"Nothing babe"
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Off Topic / Re: Help me find a way to give this cat a message.
« on: May 08, 2013, 06:28:47 PM »Sigh. I really just came here for more "non shooting" options. Not to argue the extent of what counts as abuse. If my motivations aren't clear, I'm more open to non shooting options than using the shooting option. Otherwise I would have gone up by now and popped it.
then man up and do something about it. Dump a bucket of ice cold water on it, and if it doesn't leave, shoot it.
This doesn't need to be national news, just take care of the pest. Yes, it's an animal. You know what animals do? They hunt. Humans hunt, dogs hunt, cats hunt, everything, in one form or another, hunts. Survival of the fittest. If your cat can't defend itself but you will defend your cat, defend your god damn cat already.
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Off Topic / Re: Worst damage you have caused to yourself
« on: May 08, 2013, 06:22:14 PM »
Luckily I'm very cautious and deep in thought, so I MOSTLY know what I'm doing majority of the time. Worst thing I have EVER done:
Riding bike with uncle and little brother
on way to library
little wooden truss
truss is maybe 1" off the ground
going maybe 20mph downhill and pedaling pretty hard
tire hits bottom of truss rather than going on top
180 mid air
fall off bike
land on head, start to tumble
tumble 2x
slide on neck / back / ass
come to dead stop with legs between tree
didIhitmynuts
ohgodIhitmynuts
Stood up after nutpain wore off, brushed myself off, then caught up with my uncle and brother. Then we went to the library.
Yay
Riding bike with uncle and little brother
on way to library
little wooden truss
truss is maybe 1" off the ground
going maybe 20mph downhill and pedaling pretty hard
tire hits bottom of truss rather than going on top
180 mid air
fall off bike
land on head, start to tumble
tumble 2x
slide on neck / back / ass
come to dead stop with legs between tree
didIhitmynuts
ohgodIhitmynuts
Stood up after nutpain wore off, brushed myself off, then caught up with my uncle and brother. Then we went to the library.
Yay
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Off Topic / Re: Help me find a way to give this cat a message.
« on: May 08, 2013, 06:15:33 PM »
Use the BB gun, seriously. Fire a warning shot the second you see it (aim right behind it, hit the ground)
If it doesn't budge, BB gun. Go pro or go home.
If the cat comes back even after the BB, just call animal control, worst case scenario it costs you maybe $50 tops, depending on your area and how risky it is for the manager.
possibility:
Put a sleeping agent in the food? At that point you have a few options: take it to a vet and have it's back checked for a microchip (most pets have them,) call animal control for an easy cleanup, or just keep giving it the sleeping agent until it gets the picture.
ITT butthurt stray lovers
If a stray came near my dog and bullied her, I wouldn't give that stray a chance at all, I don't tolerate ANYONE or ANYTHING picking on my dog. I wouldn't bother asking the forum or bothering with a peaceful approach. Unless someone I knew owned the cat or it had a collar on... It would be a baaaad day for kitty.
If it doesn't budge, BB gun. Go pro or go home.
If the cat comes back even after the BB, just call animal control, worst case scenario it costs you maybe $50 tops, depending on your area and how risky it is for the manager.
possibility:
Put a sleeping agent in the food? At that point you have a few options: take it to a vet and have it's back checked for a microchip (most pets have them,) call animal control for an easy cleanup, or just keep giving it the sleeping agent until it gets the picture.
ITT butthurt stray lovers
If a stray came near my dog and bullied her, I wouldn't give that stray a chance at all, I don't tolerate ANYONE or ANYTHING picking on my dog. I wouldn't bother asking the forum or bothering with a peaceful approach. Unless someone I knew owned the cat or it had a collar on... It would be a baaaad day for kitty.
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Off Topic / Re: Westboro plans to picket Slayer guitarist's funeral
« on: May 07, 2013, 12:23:49 AM »
The day someone infiltrates the westboro baptist church, becomes the head of the church, then shuts down the group within the same week, is the day peace on earth slowly begins to spread and life becomes complete
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Off Topic / Re: RIP buildabox
« on: May 06, 2013, 08:36:22 PM »um
not the people saying he's stupid and going to get banned?
I was just agreeing with you. Except I couldn't think of anything to say, so I figured now was a good time for that pic.
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Off Topic / Re: RIP buildabox
« on: May 06, 2013, 07:46:13 PM »Jesus, guys. Stop being so loving uptight. It's just a joke.
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Off Topic / Re: RIP buildabox
« on: May 06, 2013, 02:55:37 PM »Nice forum Self Delete.Disrespktfl pst pls ban, he died 4 UR
Forum Self Delete or not, this one is somewhat funny for a first. But that's just me.
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Off Topic / Re: RIP buildabox
« on: May 06, 2013, 01:58:16 PM »
2srs5me
I cri'd 4 u OP
Rip in peaces
I cri'd 4 u OP
Rip in peaces
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Drama / Re: Liddle Anarchist(BL_ID 41901)- Major brick spam
« on: May 06, 2013, 01:53:40 PM »
Eepos: most successful Blogland troll since 1992
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Drama / Re: Liddle Anarchist(BL_ID 41901)- Major brick spam
« on: May 06, 2013, 12:46:30 AM »
Eepos is that kind of guy that gets all As in his classes and will willingly tutor a friend, and realizes how easily he can get a response out of half of
The forum, while the other half just band-wagons and goes with whatever is said.
If you let him get to you and he isn't DDoSing or something SUPER critical, your just giving him something to laugh about.
That and taking away his key(s) does nothing. Contrary to glass, he's here to stay, and for quite a while.
The forum, while the other half just band-wagons and goes with whatever is said.
If you let him get to you and he isn't DDoSing or something SUPER critical, your just giving him something to laugh about.
That and taking away his key(s) does nothing. Contrary to glass, he's here to stay, and for quite a while.
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Drama / Re: Liddle Anarchist(BL_ID 41901)- Major brick spam
« on: May 05, 2013, 07:49:34 PM »
You guys realize he does this sort of stuff JUST for attention. In-game he just tells jokes/insults and talks casually, but he uses the forums as a way to get his kicks. You literally could not have done ANYTHING closer to what he wanted.
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Off Topic / Re: Would you cuddle with the above user's avatar?
« on: May 03, 2013, 06:24:59 AM »
Yes
What a Q-T
What a Q-T