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Off Topic / I need the image of the 👉😎👉 guy
« on: April 21, 2017, 01:02:56 PM »
its important

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Off Topic / To anyone who calls me a weeb
« on: April 16, 2017, 04:08:29 PM »
For best results I suggest reading this with Habanera or In the Hall of the Mountain King from in the background

I'm sorry, my man, I do believe a minor error has been made. I am not what you might call a "weeb". I am simply a japanese animated content matter enthusiast. I enjoy anime because it is refreshingly different. There is quite a difference between me and a "weeb". However, I do quite believe that you, good sir, are not without issues. The fact that you spend your days browsing anime videos simply to inform individuals such as myself that they are "forgetin weebs" is, to be perfectly candid, quite sad. I find people like you to be quite intriguing. Under some delusion of normality, you tell off fans of anime for being themselves, and not being exactly like you. It is, of course, common knowledge that well-adjusted socially gifted individuals, such as yourself, are devoid of all flaws, and it is therefore their right to belittle and insult anyone that is not part of the mainstream collective simply because they are different. You sir, and men & women like you, are what is wrong with society. Indeed, you do not even deserve the title of "sir". I shall simply refer to thee as "child". I have very little respect for children like you. And that respect is only there because "respect thine enemy" is an important principle to live by. If, by any chance, your undoubtedly underdeveloped brain for some reason cannot comprehend language such as which was used in this paragraph, then please, do return to your dull, "normal" life in ignorance. Now, do stop wasting everyone's time.

Thank you for your time *Tips fedora*

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Off Topic / Your good ol' guide to news topics
« on: April 15, 2017, 01:07:26 PM »
Example's of good news topics
Annoying Orange threatens to gut Obamacare subsidies if Democrats won't compromise
Great Barrier Reef >93% bleached, dead due to global warming
Murder-Self Delete at Cali. elementary school kills 3, wounds 1

Examples of bad news topics (Usually stuffposts or anything by Tony)
Amy Staton has a boyfriend!
SJWs praising japanese only full metal movie coming out.
clever dog escapes animal hospital by opening doors with his snout

How to spot a stuffty news topic
  • Its something about social stuff (usually topics by tony)
  • It doesnt have a source (Yes tony)
  • Its by Tony
  • Its an obvious stuffpost

How to make a good news topic
Provide a source
Provide a small summary in the OP
Dont make it in the first place

TL;DR
(insert image of "there are x stuffty situations, lets complain about it." with the next panel being "there are x+1 stuffty situations")

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Off Topic / Mine
« on: April 10, 2017, 03:15:13 PM »
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3707104/
Watch this rn
I have never been moved by a movie but oh boy, this one sure got me
The movie is p stuff but the meaning is deep
this triggers my anxiety

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/title
I cant scroll with the scroll wheel anymore
sometimes it works and sometimes it doesnt
what do? Other tabs work fine

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Off Topic / With what should I reply to this email?
« on: April 06, 2017, 12:09:46 PM »
Quote from: Habrizah Binti
----- Original Message -----




//////  Can i trust you on this ??

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Quote from:
Trust me on what?
Regards, Myname.
Quote from: Habrizah Binti
My Dear Beloved,
 
I sincerely apologize for any inconvenient my email may cause, I know the internet is not safe anymore, people have abused it so much that it is difficult to trust anyone, lies, deceit, impersonation and theft to name but few. But this mail comes from a devastated, sorrowful and emotional heart that needs compassion so please, i am begging you to handle what i am about to say with pure heart and utmost secrecy. If after reading this email, you feel you cannot be of any help to me, please delete this message to avoid internet mongers pretending to me, tampering with my email, Please do not respond to any email from anyone that pretending to me i beg you.
I am Mrs. Habrizah Binti Hussin from Malaysia, married to Late Engr Mr. Abd-Al-Hussin{PhD} who worked with WUHAN IRON AND STEEL COMPANY As a major dealer in China for 20 years he died on 7th May 2008 on a car accident, We were married for Nineteen years without a child. Before his death, he deposited the sum of {6,300,000.00 million dollars} Six Million Three hundred Thousand United State Dollars with a bank In Malaysia and this fund is presently with the bank awaiting my disbursement as beneficiary and next of kin to the funds. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer Problem. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a Charity organization or good person that will use this fund to build an orphanage home which was the dream of my late husband.
 
l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money. I kept this deposit secret till date; this is why I am taking this decision. I don't think I will need any telephone communication in this regard because of the confidentiality of this transfer. Upon your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank. I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money.
 
I am very grateful to you for the interest shown in my plight and I want to assure you that will be greatly rewarded for what you have chosen to do. Although we are knowing each other for the first time but I believe our Allah has directed me to you as I prayed and searched over the internet for assistance because I saw your profile on EMAIL Datas owners list and picked you. Be assured you stand no risk as this is my money, I and my late husband labored for it and me as the next of kin has the sole power to donate the funds to whoever I want. I am a religion women and take delight only in the things of Allah and I have prayed a lot on this already and I believe so much in the manifestation of Allah that I know he will not fail me and I want you to know that you have to be strong in your faith as he {Allah} will surely strengthen you. My husband's relatives will misuse this fund because they have sold my entire late husband's wealth and property left behind. they have sold virtually all we have here in Malaysia and United State , As I am here in the hospital they are around me they wait to hear that I am dead so that they lay their hands on my last belongings here on earth, But that does not bother me because things of the earth are cbrown town, I do not want them to know about this deposit that is why I am communicating with you only on email and I am making communication with the finance firm also who understands my predicament.
 
All I need is your absolute trust, commitment, confidentiality and honesty because I want to see my late husband's vision fulfilled before I leave this sinful world. My spirit directed me to you as I prayed and searched over the internet for someone to help me since I can no longer trust my family members and friends and I do not want this particular deposit to be used for things of the world. I will want you to get back to me that you will be absolutely honest about this transaction and you will use this money to the Glory of Allah. Also you have to assure me you will keep this transaction confidential and you will be willing to contact the finance firm which is located in Asia And United State and finalize all necessary formalities as to the release of the fund to you.
 
I will also want to know a little more about you regarding your life, your spiritual life what you do for a living so as for me to know you well. I require your urgent response, if you are trustworthy and willing to help me finalize this transactions that i will immediately write my chamber to prepare a court injunction/power of attorney making you beneficiary to my fund ,some copy of other documents are with the finance firm as I sent it to them for safe keeping so my family members will not lay their hands on it.
 
To prepare this document I will require your full names and address. With this document you will contact the finance firm to arrange the transfer of the fund to you. As soon as you have received the fund then you will help me set up charity or distribute it to charity organizations and hospitals. I pray to be alive when you receive this fund and start this project so that you can visit me here if you wish to. i will be very happy if you can stand and fulfill this work of Allah wish you have been called to do.

Your Sister,
Mrs. Habrizah Binti Hussin.

TL;DR: My man died and I want you to inherit my 6 million dollars because I have cancer. Please give me your contact info, social security number, credit card info and the blood of a virgin.
Come up with something stupid to completely waste his/her time
I want to see the results too.

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Games / Woah dude espio is streaming again and its (not so) wicked!
« on: April 05, 2017, 02:30:58 PM »
https://www.twitch.tv/kawaiinachoxd
idk talk to me or something so I dont feel like im a lonely piece of trash
Quality stream g u a r a n t e e d

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Off Topic / What phone should I get?
« on: April 03, 2017, 02:58:08 PM »
At the end of the month I probably made about 800 euros
Either:
Get rid of my stuffty Galaxy S4 mini where the speakers are broken and the battery is very stuff for a one plus
Get rid of my GTX 960 2Gb model wich has a hard time keeping up with morern games for a GTX 1070
Or maybe buy an i7 iduno but that seems p useless.

Edit:
Going for a phone. The current one im probably buying is the OnePlus 3T. Budget is -500 euro's

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Off Topic / Whats a good way to get rid off anxiety?
« on: April 02, 2017, 05:09:25 AM »
Monthly complaint about anxiety part: lost count

Recently im getting more and more anxious, especially yesterday since I went to an event with loads of people. I remember it being allot better. forget I had to go the the toilet a few times to calm down. What do?
Was thinking of xanax but you need a prescription for that so rip. Smoking is usually my last resort and I dont like doing that at all.

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Off Topic / I need to prove the earth is flat at geography
« on: March 29, 2017, 10:40:02 AM »
/title
I ironically argued with my friend that the earth is flat for le sick meme dude xDDD! and I need some stupid arguments that will make my friend unable to respond because of how stupid it is.

go

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Off Topic / Is monday a bad word?
« on: March 28, 2017, 03:51:53 PM »
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Calling mondays mondays make them mad even tough they are mondays. I never understood this. "But espio, youre supposes to call them black people". Except monday comes from the portugese word Bro wich literally means black so iduno its p much the same. Then again im socially handicapped and they suddenly decided monday is the most offensive word ever so its probably just me.

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Off Topic / Espio got his temporary weapon license
« on: March 28, 2017, 12:48:10 PM »
/title
In belgium a temporary license is actually just a regular license but you cant own a gun. Wich is not a problem for me because my step dad has a normal license and I can just buy a rifle under his name.
Thats one more danger at the range and a step closer to shooting up the school.

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So recently my old laptop broke wich was A-Ok wich cost me like 600 quid or something iduno. Never had any troubles witht hat one besides that it broke
So I had to buy a new one for school and tought like: lets buy some expensive thing. Guaranteed good specs and build quality. So I saw acer and the card said an i7 and gt960m, $1200. Decent enough for schoolwork and light gaming. Didnt say anything about an SSD but I got suprised there was one, 60Gb's large. Thats loving batstuff. Well atleast I got an SSD so I wasnt really complaining at the time. Now heres the thing. The loving wifi. Literal garbage. 14Kbps level. I got atleast 30Mbps on the old one and get like 200Mbps wired. I literally cant browse the internet. Let alone do any schoolwork that requires wireless. Sometimes it works fine and other times it just stuffs itself. Ive done a thousand loving fixes and nothing works. Now I need to pay 30 bloody quid extra for a proper wireles adapter. The funny thing is, the one that came with the laptop doesnt even have proper drivers for win10, and it came with win10. Nice going
Also build design 10/10, plastic is almost falling apart. Need to tilt laptop 90 degrees and wait 5 days for my nails to grow so I can pull out the SD dummy card thing. Wired internet? No problem! Just plug your CAT cable in upside down and wait 5 minutes for it to fall out automatically because there is no locking system.
So hows the peformance you might ask? My stuff freezes all the time tbh. Simple text processing? Hell yeah lets freeze now and then!
Also 100% scratchproof, only got 4 huge scratces just by it sitting in my backpack, durable material certified
Fantastic pc would buy im again

Tl;dr
IM SO loving TILTED RN forget YOU ACER

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Off Topic / 10K stuffposts
« on: March 19, 2017, 04:31:52 AM »
Why do I keep posting here

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