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Off Topic / Re: The Pun Thread
« on: May 23, 2013, 04:37:38 PM »
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.



I got these from a website, not mine

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Off Topic / Re: research is addictive!
« on: May 23, 2013, 04:28:34 PM »
I obviously don't watch it, but I doubt it would seriously damage someone's thought process that badly.

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Games / Re: im loving sick of my games crashing
« on: May 21, 2013, 07:35:57 PM »
You probably have a stuff computer

Or you have a virus, use a virus scanner.

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Off Topic / Re: Project Euh
« on: May 20, 2013, 05:40:03 PM »
Vote Blockland on Steam Greenlight!

Seriously, do it.


http://www.project-euh.com/kaleidoscope/word_up

(Also, how do I make it so I can have a link but it looks like a different word? EX: Link would be: www.fakelink.com but looks like "Hue hue hers the lnk")

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Off Topic / Re: Project Euh
« on: May 20, 2013, 04:47:46 PM »
CRAP CLICKED ON THE research

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Off Topic / Re: The One Letter Game!
« on: May 20, 2013, 04:42:59 PM »
Golden Dye

A clothing dye that is gold

Also a satellite

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Off Topic / Re: iFunny and how it has ruined my school
« on: May 20, 2013, 04:30:11 PM »
"le trollol fap fap brother"

What, That makes absolutely no since, that's basically saying:

The trick masturbate masturbate black guy

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Off Topic / Re: iFunny and how it has ruined my school
« on: May 20, 2013, 04:21:06 PM »
Most of op is my friend.

I mean seriously, what the forget, I walk home from Hell school and he walks with me, every loving time I see him pull out his phone and goes

"Hue hue hue iFunny"

I say "icigarettegy is stupid"

Him "Why?"

Me "Because"


But seriously, he quotes every thing he sees on that stuff forget.

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Ok, now you fall into Glass' temple of hell

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland - where to go
« on: May 19, 2013, 03:13:04 PM »
Edit: Apaks Server

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Off Topic / Re: 5000 Posts
« on: May 18, 2013, 11:58:46 PM »
every one that I see, yes. several people have noticed that (and one more, apparently)
I doubt anyone's noticed this, but I also most often say "happy birthday op" in birthday threads. idk why I do that tho

Wh-

What?

OT: Hapeh 5000

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Off Topic / Re: Would you rather... V. -8192
« on: May 18, 2013, 11:53:03 PM »
Uhh... What?


Would you rather Rape by a super sharp kinfe or be on a mixture of weed and cocaine

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Off Topic / Re: I messed up... bad
« on: May 18, 2013, 11:32:30 PM »
Wait... so... did the condom break... or rape? What?

Anyway...

Now it's time to get your ass in gear, you've got a lot of responsibility coming your way.

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Off Topic / Re: Yahoo is going to buy Tumblr
« on: May 18, 2013, 08:29:00 PM »
Yahoo wants to be "cool" again.

Wow. How pathetic.

Not possible, never was.

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Off Topic / Re: DVDs that smell like pizza.
« on: May 18, 2013, 08:27:23 PM »

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