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Off Topic / titty megathread (no asses allowed)
« on: July 05, 2015, 07:55:10 PM »
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Off Topic / Killer Cop's Guide on How To Get Rid of stuffty Adware/Malware Removal Help Topic
« on: July 01, 2015, 08:12:15 PM »
Killer Cop was recently banned for trying to make this post when one website, superantispyware, was flagged by Badspot as a shock site. Rest assured, it is not. You'll have to search for it by yourself.
Alright, getting pretty annoyed with the people creating various "I'M INFECTED WITH ADWARE" or "HOW DO I REMOVE THESE ADS" topics, so I'm going to generalize how to fix it with simple steps. This should absolutely remove any adware, and malware you may have.
Level 1 - Adware
Adware is one of the easiest things to remove. Your regular antivirus doesn't usually detect it (at least from what I've seen), so you'll need something else to get rid of it.
Programs to use:
AdwCleaner (click the names of any programs I supply)
A summary of AdwCleaner:
Usage:
Download AdwCleaner using the link supplied and open it up. The program's UI should appear. To look for adware, click Scan. Wait for it to finish up its scan. It may take a couple minutes, but it looks for specific areas where specific adware lies.
Once scanning completes, look at the results CAREFULLY. False positives are known to be in there, and you can uncheck programs. If it's what you don't want, make sure it's checked. Some items may not be checked.
Once you're certain everything's OK, click Clean. You may be asked to restart your computer or kill explorer.exe, I can't remember which. Click Yes, though, it's mandatory to completely remove it.
Congrats, you got rid of the crappy adware no one wants. I'm certain this removes all well-known adware, but if that doesn't remove it, I'll add a Malwarebytes guide in case this doesn't help.
Level 2 - PUPs
PUPs or Potentially Unwanted Programs are also simple to remove. Should take little to no time at all.
Method 1
Programs used:
Programs and Features (this is already on Windows)
Usage:
Open up your Control Panel. Change your View by option to Large icons (this makes it easier). Click on Programs and Features. Scroll down the list until you find what's causing the problem, then click Uninstall/Change, or Uninstall (some may not have a change feature). Go through the whole process of uninstalling it and you should be good.
Method 2
Follow the AdwCleaner guide mentioned above. PUPs also count as adware in most cases.
Method 3
Programs used:
Malwarebytes (BUY PRO HERE)
Summary
Usage:
Go through the process of installing Malwarebytes. Before you launch, you should probably uncheck the trial of Malwarebytes Premium. You don't really need it. Before even starting a scan, WAIT FOR THE DATABASE TO UPDATE. This will verify it will remove any threats recently found (like new day zero viruses).
Once it's done (you'll know), click Scan Now. If you want to uncheck some things to make it go faster, do not hit Scan Now. Click Scan at the top, click Custom Scan, and configure it to your desire. Once you've configured it, click Scan Now.
You might as well kick back and go do something else, because this will take a bit.
Once it's done, check whatever you want to be checked off, and clean it up. It may (more than likely WILL) ask you to restart. Say yes so it will remove all unwanted software.
Damn PUPs are finally gone. Good for you.
Level 3 - Viruses
Slightly more annoying to remove at points. AdwCleaner won't get rid of this.
Method 1
Programs used:
YOUR ANTIVIRUS (you have one right)
Usage:
Do a scan with your antivirus. I'm not writing a guide on how to use your own antivirus, this should be something you already know.
Method 2
Follow the Malwarebytes guide above.
Method 3
Programs used:
ComboFix (WARNING: THIS DOES NOT WORK ON WINDOWS 8.1.)
RKill
If the malware's bad enough or the PC is highly infected, you'll need these two programs to stop them.
DO NOT USE THIS FOR REGULAR VIRUSES/SMALL INFECTIONS. IT WILL WASTE YOUR TIME.
You'll need a second PC to download these, so you don't risk infecting those files and making them useless. Throw them onto a USB drive or something.
Once the two files are on the drive, boot up your PC into Safe Mode WITH NETWORKING. Do some research on how to boot into it for your specific PC's manufacturer. This makes sure most bad programs don't run at all.
If some are running, this is where RKill comes in. Copy the version of RKill you have to the PC and launch it. It the virus program blocks it, download a different version from the website I supplied. There are multiple ones, try them all.
RKill will proceed to terminate any malicious programs so they cannot block the programs you need to use.
Before using ComboFix, something you should know: It will delete files from Temporary Internet Files, Recycle Bin, and your Temp folder. If there's absolutely anything you need from those areas, you'd better grab them. Even if you don't think there is, CHECK.
Copy ComboFix to the PC and launch it. The reason you wanted networking earlier is so ComboFix can install the Microsoft Recovery Console. This will allow ComboFix to remove more serious infections. Make sure you're connected to the internet, or it won't download. Once it says it has installed, click Yes so it can do its work.
This will take a very, very long time. Go out and eat or go do other stuff while it does its work. If you see a log in notepad after a while, congrats! It did its work. Reboot the computer.
The final step you need to do is press Windows + R, then type combofix /uninstall.
This will remove ComboFix's backups and quarantined files completely from your system.
Congrats! You should be completely virus free, and you will have nothing to worry about!
Killer Cop's Recommended Programs
ANYTHING I LISTED IN THE GUIDES
Hitman Pro (requires internet access for best usage)
avast! Antivirus (Free, Pro, Internet Security, or Premier)
Malwarebytes Anti-Exploit (BUY PRO HERE)
RogueKiller
SuperAntiSpyware
HiJackThis (use this only when getting help from pros, this does not clean malware)
Thanks for reading this guide and such, and also, this is a removal help topic. If you need some help, post and I'll help ya out. Just helping the community of the BLF out. Have a nice day!
Alright, getting pretty annoyed with the people creating various "I'M INFECTED WITH ADWARE" or "HOW DO I REMOVE THESE ADS" topics, so I'm going to generalize how to fix it with simple steps. This should absolutely remove any adware, and malware you may have.
Level 1 - Adware
Adware is one of the easiest things to remove. Your regular antivirus doesn't usually detect it (at least from what I've seen), so you'll need something else to get rid of it.
Programs to use:
AdwCleaner (click the names of any programs I supply)
A summary of AdwCleaner:
Quote from: bleepingcomputer.com
AdwCleaner is a program that searches for and deletes Adware, Toolbars, Potentially Unwanted Programs (PUP), and browser Hijackers from your computer. By using AdwCleaner you can easily remove many of these types of programs for a better user experience on your computer and while browsing the web.
The types of programs that AdwCleaner targets are typically bundled with free programs that you download from the web. In many cases when you download and install a program, the install will state that these programs will be installed along with the program you downloaded. Unless you perform a Custom install, these unwanted programs will automatically be installed on your computer leaving you with extra browser toolbars, adware, and other unwanted programs. AdwCleaner is designed to search for and remove these types of programs.
Usage:
Download AdwCleaner using the link supplied and open it up. The program's UI should appear. To look for adware, click Scan. Wait for it to finish up its scan. It may take a couple minutes, but it looks for specific areas where specific adware lies.
Once scanning completes, look at the results CAREFULLY. False positives are known to be in there, and you can uncheck programs. If it's what you don't want, make sure it's checked. Some items may not be checked.
Once you're certain everything's OK, click Clean. You may be asked to restart your computer or kill explorer.exe, I can't remember which. Click Yes, though, it's mandatory to completely remove it.
Congrats, you got rid of the crappy adware no one wants. I'm certain this removes all well-known adware, but if that doesn't remove it, I'll add a Malwarebytes guide in case this doesn't help.
Level 2 - PUPs
PUPs or Potentially Unwanted Programs are also simple to remove. Should take little to no time at all.
Method 1
Programs used:
Programs and Features (this is already on Windows)
Usage:
Open up your Control Panel. Change your View by option to Large icons (this makes it easier). Click on Programs and Features. Scroll down the list until you find what's causing the problem, then click Uninstall/Change, or Uninstall (some may not have a change feature). Go through the whole process of uninstalling it and you should be good.
Method 2
Follow the AdwCleaner guide mentioned above. PUPs also count as adware in most cases.
Method 3
Programs used:
Malwarebytes (BUY PRO HERE)
Summary
Usage:
Go through the process of installing Malwarebytes. Before you launch, you should probably uncheck the trial of Malwarebytes Premium. You don't really need it. Before even starting a scan, WAIT FOR THE DATABASE TO UPDATE. This will verify it will remove any threats recently found (like new day zero viruses).
Once it's done (you'll know), click Scan Now. If you want to uncheck some things to make it go faster, do not hit Scan Now. Click Scan at the top, click Custom Scan, and configure it to your desire. Once you've configured it, click Scan Now.
You might as well kick back and go do something else, because this will take a bit.
Once it's done, check whatever you want to be checked off, and clean it up. It may (more than likely WILL) ask you to restart. Say yes so it will remove all unwanted software.
Damn PUPs are finally gone. Good for you.
Level 3 - Viruses
Slightly more annoying to remove at points. AdwCleaner won't get rid of this.
Method 1
Programs used:
YOUR ANTIVIRUS (you have one right)
Usage:
Do a scan with your antivirus. I'm not writing a guide on how to use your own antivirus, this should be something you already know.
Method 2
Follow the Malwarebytes guide above.
Method 3
Programs used:
ComboFix (WARNING: THIS DOES NOT WORK ON WINDOWS 8.1.)
RKill
If the malware's bad enough or the PC is highly infected, you'll need these two programs to stop them.
DO NOT USE THIS FOR REGULAR VIRUSES/SMALL INFECTIONS. IT WILL WASTE YOUR TIME.
You'll need a second PC to download these, so you don't risk infecting those files and making them useless. Throw them onto a USB drive or something.
Once the two files are on the drive, boot up your PC into Safe Mode WITH NETWORKING. Do some research on how to boot into it for your specific PC's manufacturer. This makes sure most bad programs don't run at all.
If some are running, this is where RKill comes in. Copy the version of RKill you have to the PC and launch it. It the virus program blocks it, download a different version from the website I supplied. There are multiple ones, try them all.
RKill will proceed to terminate any malicious programs so they cannot block the programs you need to use.
Before using ComboFix, something you should know: It will delete files from Temporary Internet Files, Recycle Bin, and your Temp folder. If there's absolutely anything you need from those areas, you'd better grab them. Even if you don't think there is, CHECK.
Copy ComboFix to the PC and launch it. The reason you wanted networking earlier is so ComboFix can install the Microsoft Recovery Console. This will allow ComboFix to remove more serious infections. Make sure you're connected to the internet, or it won't download. Once it says it has installed, click Yes so it can do its work.
This will take a very, very long time. Go out and eat or go do other stuff while it does its work. If you see a log in notepad after a while, congrats! It did its work. Reboot the computer.
The final step you need to do is press Windows + R, then type combofix /uninstall.
This will remove ComboFix's backups and quarantined files completely from your system.
Congrats! You should be completely virus free, and you will have nothing to worry about!
Killer Cop's Recommended Programs
ANYTHING I LISTED IN THE GUIDES
Hitman Pro (requires internet access for best usage)
avast! Antivirus (Free, Pro, Internet Security, or Premier)
Malwarebytes Anti-Exploit (BUY PRO HERE)
RogueKiller
SuperAntiSpyware
HiJackThis (use this only when getting help from pros, this does not clean malware)
Thanks for reading this guide and such, and also, this is a removal help topic. If you need some help, post and I'll help ya out. Just helping the community of the BLF out. Have a nice day!
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Off Topic / Could someone help me find the name of this Hawaiian song?
« on: June 18, 2015, 01:00:42 AM »
Okay, so I've been trying to find this song for a long-ass time
At first I thought I'd heard it in Spongebob, but it turns out it was in an episode of Pokemon.
https://youtu.be/QgaRspxQpRQ?t=3m24s
Could someone help me name it?
At first I thought I'd heard it in Spongebob, but it turns out it was in an episode of Pokemon.
https://youtu.be/QgaRspxQpRQ?t=3m24s
Could someone help me name it?
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Off Topic / 'Black' NAACP leader outed as white woman by parents
« on: June 12, 2015, 01:21:44 AM »
http://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/nation/2015/06/11/71104044/
I don't loving
nobody realized this until now
loving look at her
look how white she is
what the forget
I don't loving
nobody realized this until now
loving look at her
look how white she is
what the forget
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Off Topic / Looking at a computer V2 [+POLL!]
« on: May 26, 2015, 09:29:49 PM »
HP ENVY 700-406 Desktop, AMD A10-7700K Quad-Core 3.4GHz, 2TB SATA, 12GB DDR3, 802.11n, Bluetooth, Win8.1 at $459.99.
My budget is ~$500
I can't post the link because the forums read it as a referral thing.
the deal is only around for two more days
My budget is ~$500
I can't post the link because the forums read it as a referral thing.
the deal is only around for two more days
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Off Topic / life is crazy
« on: May 16, 2015, 04:45:44 PM »
i'm currently eating crackers out of a bowl
discuss how crazy life is
discuss how crazy life is
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Off Topic / Foobar2000 theme help
« on: April 27, 2015, 09:59:39 PM »
http://lassekongo83.deviantart.com/art/Simple-Licorice-Foobar2k-Setup-49294370
So I'd really like to install this Foobar2000 theme, but parts of it are outdated. Do I need to get an older version of Foobar, can I get dlls that will work, is there a theme like this that would work with newer Foobar??
So I'd really like to install this Foobar2000 theme, but parts of it are outdated. Do I need to get an older version of Foobar, can I get dlls that will work, is there a theme like this that would work with newer Foobar??
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Creativity / request things for me to draw and i will probably draw it (SET TWO DONE)
« on: April 08, 2015, 09:32:33 PM »
ye do it i got my tablet ready set
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Off Topic / pokemon megothread
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:05:41 AM »
hey fellow 4kids
let's talk pokemon
let's talk pokemon
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Off Topic / Looking at a computer
« on: March 24, 2015, 09:52:54 AM »
It thinks it's a referral link but it's:
HP ENVY 700-216 Desktop, AMD A10-6700, 12GB DDR3, 2TB HDD, USB 3.0, Radeon HD 8670D, 802.11n, Bluetooth 4.0, Win 8.1
for $439.99
Is this a good deal? Would it run well? Gimme the deets
HP ENVY 700-216 Desktop, AMD A10-6700, 12GB DDR3, 2TB HDD, USB 3.0, Radeon HD 8670D, 802.11n, Bluetooth 4.0, Win 8.1
for $439.99
Is this a good deal? Would it run well? Gimme the deets
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Off Topic / language games (igpay atinlay, dudoubublule dudututcochutch, gibiberugish, etc.)
« on: March 23, 2015, 12:30:26 AM »
they're loving great
i never really appreciated them enough until now
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_game
here's a page with a bunch of them
scroll down to the english section
owhay uckingfay unfay ancay itway etgay???
ostpay awayway
i never really appreciated them enough until now
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_game
here's a page with a bunch of them
scroll down to the english section
owhay uckingfay unfay ancay itway etgay???
ostpay awayway
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Forum Games / Nonnel's Nation RP: Earth 2077 - [AMERICA, THE BEAUTIFUL!]
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:12:34 PM »Nonnel's Nation RP: Earth 1999
The "totally not a copy" edition!
March 2032
1 day = 4 months
EARTH
(click for full size)
Last updated 7/14/2015 at 10:11PM CST
ALLIANCE MAP
(click for full size)
Last updated 7/14/2015 at 10:11PM CST
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Oh, hello! I didn't see you there! You've just stumbled upon Nonnel's Nation RP; one which is totally not a copy of any other currently on the market.
The year is 1999. The new millennium is just over the horizon and humanity has found a small moment of "peace." People are worried about Y2K and the internet is beginning to boom. With the fall of the Soviet Union just 8 years earlier, the rest of the eastern bloc has also crumbled (beside a few, but surely they'll be gone soon enough.)
How do I join?
Simple, just pick a country and make a post! You can start roleplaying right away, you don't need to wait for me to update. Upon selecting a country, all of that nation's previous alliances are wiped so that you can start anew. The only remaining alliances will be NATO, CSTO, and the United Nations.
What can I do exactly?
Upon posting, you become the ruler of your nation. You control all forms of national government. You command your military, diplomats, and any other federal shenanigans you can think of. Trade, ally, war, whatever with your surrounding nations and the nations of the world. You can change your government as you like, but be aware that your citizens as well as your allies might not appreciate your changes. Major alterations like changing your ideology will almost definitely cause riots or even a full-blown war. With great power comes great responsibility; play wisely.
PLAYER LIST
UNITED NATIONS PROPOSALS
UN proposals will bring the ideas of one country to the world stage. These can include (but are not limited to) ceasefires, WMD bans, embargoes, independence votes, proposals to send peacekeepers wherever, or any other sort of stuff you can think of (and of course votes to repeal anything enacted in these proposals) which will make the world more peaceful, whatever that is by your standards. The proposing country will be picked at random, unless specifically stated otherwise. OP, the world ambassador of the UN, will be able to select bills for voting as well as vetoing them. The UN world ambassador will be able to enact successful proposals and will require countries to help out, so as to level out the playing field.
GERMANY: Peaceful annexation of Austria by Germany [FAILED]
UNITED KINGDOM: Send peacekeepers into Sierra Leone [SUCCESS]
UNITED STATES: Send peacekeepers into Israel on Israel's side[FAILED]
TURKEY: Raise education funding globally [SUCCESS]
POLAND: Send peacekeepers into Israel on Palestine's side [FAILED]
FRANCE: Cede the rest of Basque Country to France [FAILED]
ITALY: Create UN centers for terrorism detecting and tracing in major cities [SUCCESS]
CAMEROON: Increase aid from first and second world countries to third-world countries. [SUCCESS]
TURKEY: Nuclear disarmament of the DPRK [SUCCESS; NOT ENFORCED]
GERMANY: Peaceful annexation of Austria by Germany (Recount) [FAILED]
UNITED KINGDOM: Increase space exploration spending internationally [SUCCESS]
ISLAMIC STATES OF IRAQ AND THE NETHERLANDS: Humanitarian aid to the Netherlands to fix flood damage [SUCCESS]
GERMANY: Ban Serbian declaration of war [SUCCESS]
UNITED STATES: Investigation of August 10th terrorist attacks [SUCCESS]
POLAND: Send peacekeepers into Yemen to support the Houthi insurgency [SUCCESS]
AFGHANISTAN: Discourage regulation of UN laws by individual nations and encourage it by the United Nations itself [FAILED]
SWEDEN: Removal of UN Peacekeepers from Yemen [SUCCESS]
AFGHANISTAN: Enforcement on nuclear disarmament of Northern Korean communists. [SUCCESS; NOT ENFORCED]
UNITED STATES: Increase aid/worldwide attention to the fight against world hunger [SUCCESS]
UNITED STATES: Universal funding to redirection or destruction of the Bink's Asteroid [SUCCESS]
UNITED KINGDOM: International ban on human cloning and human genetics modification [FAILED]
FRANCE:Return German-occupied France to the French Fifth Republic [SUCCESS]
JAPAN: Focus global research on technology fighting radiation [SUCCESS]
KALMAR UNION: Intervene in Canada to counter aggression [SUCCESS]
GRAN VENEZUELA: Restrict genetic modification and human cloning in order to preserve the natural human genotype [FAILED]
TURKEY: Intervene in the middle east to counteract CIA [SUCCESS]
GRAN VENEZUELA: Reprimand Prussia for use of nuclear WMDs on American civilians [SUCCESS; NOT ENFORCED]
SAUDI ARABIA: Investigate Gran Venezuelan genetic experimentation on humans [SUCCESS]
DAKOTA: Return former-US territory to the official government of the United States of America. [SUCCESS]
ALLIANCES
RULES
The "totally not a copy" edition!
March 2032
1 day = 4 months
EARTH
(click for full size)
Last updated 7/14/2015 at 10:11PM CST
ALLIANCE MAP
(click for full size)
Last updated 7/14/2015 at 10:11PM CST
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Oh, hello! I didn't see you there! You've just stumbled upon Nonnel's Nation RP; one which is totally not a copy of any other currently on the market.
The year is 1999. The new millennium is just over the horizon and humanity has found a small moment of "peace." People are worried about Y2K and the internet is beginning to boom. With the fall of the Soviet Union just 8 years earlier, the rest of the eastern bloc has also crumbled (beside a few, but surely they'll be gone soon enough.)
How do I join?
Simple, just pick a country and make a post! You can start roleplaying right away, you don't need to wait for me to update. Upon selecting a country, all of that nation's previous alliances are wiped so that you can start anew. The only remaining alliances will be NATO, CSTO, and the United Nations.
What can I do exactly?
Upon posting, you become the ruler of your nation. You control all forms of national government. You command your military, diplomats, and any other federal shenanigans you can think of. Trade, ally, war, whatever with your surrounding nations and the nations of the world. You can change your government as you like, but be aware that your citizens as well as your allies might not appreciate your changes. Major alterations like changing your ideology will almost definitely cause riots or even a full-blown war. With great power comes great responsibility; play wisely.
PLAYER LIST
| Maxwell | - | Scotland |
| Juncoph | - | United Asia |
| Decepticon | - | Germany |
| Doughboy | - | United Kingdom |
| Badger | - | Japan |
| SteveJenkins | - | Brazil |
| Zoltan | - | Australia |
| Operator¹ | - | Kalmar SSR |
| Ragequit | - | Vietnam |
| Zer0-Senpai | - | Canada |
| TristanLuigi | - | New Soviet Socialist Republics |
| CypherX | - | Saudi Arabia |
| grunterdb1951 | - | Cameroon |
| Providence | - | United States of America |
| Swat 3 | - | France |
UNITED NATIONS PROPOSALS
UN proposals will bring the ideas of one country to the world stage. These can include (but are not limited to) ceasefires, WMD bans, embargoes, independence votes, proposals to send peacekeepers wherever, or any other sort of stuff you can think of (and of course votes to repeal anything enacted in these proposals) which will make the world more peaceful, whatever that is by your standards. The proposing country will be picked at random, unless specifically stated otherwise. OP, the world ambassador of the UN, will be able to select bills for voting as well as vetoing them. The UN world ambassador will be able to enact successful proposals and will require countries to help out, so as to level out the playing field.
GERMANY: Peaceful annexation of Austria by Germany [FAILED]
UNITED KINGDOM: Send peacekeepers into Sierra Leone [SUCCESS]
UNITED STATES: Send peacekeepers into Israel on Israel's side[FAILED]
TURKEY: Raise education funding globally [SUCCESS]
POLAND: Send peacekeepers into Israel on Palestine's side [FAILED]
FRANCE: Cede the rest of Basque Country to France [FAILED]
ITALY: Create UN centers for terrorism detecting and tracing in major cities [SUCCESS]
CAMEROON: Increase aid from first and second world countries to third-world countries. [SUCCESS]
TURKEY: Nuclear disarmament of the DPRK [SUCCESS; NOT ENFORCED]
GERMANY: Peaceful annexation of Austria by Germany (Recount) [FAILED]
UNITED KINGDOM: Increase space exploration spending internationally [SUCCESS]
ISLAMIC STATES OF IRAQ AND THE NETHERLANDS: Humanitarian aid to the Netherlands to fix flood damage [SUCCESS]
GERMANY: Ban Serbian declaration of war [SUCCESS]
UNITED STATES: Investigation of August 10th terrorist attacks [SUCCESS]
POLAND: Send peacekeepers into Yemen to support the Houthi insurgency [SUCCESS]
AFGHANISTAN: Discourage regulation of UN laws by individual nations and encourage it by the United Nations itself [FAILED]
SWEDEN: Removal of UN Peacekeepers from Yemen [SUCCESS]
AFGHANISTAN: Enforcement on nuclear disarmament of Northern Korean communists. [SUCCESS; NOT ENFORCED]
UNITED STATES: Increase aid/worldwide attention to the fight against world hunger [SUCCESS]
UNITED STATES: Universal funding to redirection or destruction of the Bink's Asteroid [SUCCESS]
UNITED KINGDOM: International ban on human cloning and human genetics modification [FAILED]
FRANCE:Return German-occupied France to the French Fifth Republic [SUCCESS]
JAPAN: Focus global research on technology fighting radiation [SUCCESS]
KALMAR UNION: Intervene in Canada to counter aggression [SUCCESS]
GRAN VENEZUELA: Restrict genetic modification and human cloning in order to preserve the natural human genotype [FAILED]
TURKEY: Intervene in the middle east to counteract CIA [SUCCESS]
GRAN VENEZUELA: Reprimand Prussia for use of nuclear WMDs on American civilians [SUCCESS; NOT ENFORCED]
SAUDI ARABIA: Investigate Gran Venezuelan genetic experimentation on humans [SUCCESS]
DAKOTA: Return former-US territory to the official government of the United States of America. [SUCCESS]
ALLIANCES
| NATO | - | UK |
| - | France | |
| - | Spain | |
| - | Portugal | |
| - | Italy | |
| - | Greece | |
| - | Turkey | |
| - | Denmark | |
| - | USA | |
| - | Bermuda | |
| - | Bahamas | |
| - | Canary | |
| - | Azores | |
| - | Amper | |
| - | Belgium | |
| - | Holland | |
| - | Luxembourg |
| GSTO | - | NSSR |
| - | United Asia | |
| - | Poland | |
| - | Mongolia | |
| - | Canada | |
| - | Kalmar SSR | |
| - | Romania | |
| - | Bulgaria |
| EDC | - | Vietnam |
| - | United Asia | |
| - | Tibet | |
| - | India | |
| - | Turkey | |
| - | Levant | |
| - | Jordan | |
| - | Yemen |
| AU | - | Cameroon |
| - | Gabon | |
| - | Central African Republic | |
| - | Chad | |
| - | Federated Republic of Africa | |
| - | Angola | |
| - | Zimbabwe | |
| - | Zambia | |
| - | Malawi | |
| - | Tanzania | |
| - | Zimbabwe | |
| - | Democratic Republic of the Congo | |
| - | Burundi | |
| - | Rwanda | |
| - | Uganda | |
| - | Kenya | |
| - | Comoros | |
| - | St. Helena | |
| - | The rest of Africa (-NAR and Sudan) |
| ASA | - | Gran Venezuela |
| - | Cuba | |
| - | Ecuador | |
| - | Bolivia | |
| - | Honduras | |
| - | Nicaragua | |
| - | Brazil | |
| - | Peru | |
| - | Paraguay | |
| - | Uraguay | |
| - | Argentina | |
| - | Chile | |
| - | Guyana | |
| - | Suriname | |
| - | Guiana | |
| - | Panama | |
| - | Costa Rica | |
| - | Haiti | |
| - | El Salvador | |
| - | Jamaica | |
| - | Dominican Republic | |
| - | Guatemala | |
| - | Belize | |
| - | USA |
| SAA | - | Brazil |
| - | Bolivia | |
| - | Paraguay |
RULES
1. Use common sense. No godmodding, powergaming, what-have-you.
2. Don't be an idiot.
3. Tech up along with the year. Take it slow after 2015 (no lazer guns and moon-based ICBMs)
4. Don't go to war with someone who has just joined without their consent.
5. Do not RP for other nations, you mongoloids.
6. If you attack someone, wait for them to respond before continuing your attack.
7. You may not sell more than 25% of your land.
8. Rule 8.
9. Covert actions may be done via PM to me.
10. No nuclear warfare unless provoked by an NPC.
11. No bypassing the rules so you can have a gigantic meganation.
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Forum Games / the above user's avatar is your newborn child
« on: March 14, 2015, 08:24:47 PM »
you're a parent!
you or your spouse has just given birth
the doctor swaddles your newborn child in a blanket and shows you them.
your child is the above user's avatar.
how do you react?
you or your spouse has just given birth
the doctor swaddles your newborn child in a blanket and shows you them.
your child is the above user's avatar.
how do you react?
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Off Topic / Who killed Mr. Boddy in the study and with what?: the great debate topic™®
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:07:49 PM »
is it...
the back pocket.:
is the new world order real?
should we stop letting mothers give birth?
should violence be removed from video games?
is cool man johnson on the escape
Do you accept the Lord, Jesus Christ, into your life?
should we wear condoms all the time?
Should we make Germany disappear?
What IS up?
take the high road or the low road?
Can I eat your ass?
does al pacino still exist or, quote, "was he atomized after being in Jack and Jill with Adam Sandler"
the answers:
1. thumbs aren't fingers
2. tomatoes are fruit
3. 9/11 was a coverup
4. constantinople's works are nobody's business but the turks'
5. god was created by the americans as ww2 propaganda
6. Riddler didn't kill himself because jet fuel can't melt steel beams
7. stalin was god to billions of communist aliens
8. mirrors aren't real since our eyes aren't real
9. wrestling isn't gay... JJJOOOHN CEENNNNA IS
11. the votes don't matter. not being circumcized is wrong and you're all going to hell
12. the moon landing happened, but it didn't count since Neil Armstrong was an alien and had already been to space plenty of times.
13. paul mccartney never existed. he was only a figment of your imagination, brought on by your eyesight's manipulation of light.
14. the grassy knoll shot kennedy, but he didn't really die. he fled to cuba with his boyfriend castro.
15. *bite* the world may never know.
16. the gays... damn the gays...
17. hats are for bald people. you people are wrong. the corrupt majority is overrun.
18. the forums say grey is correct... but who is Greg.
19. hairpins should be illegal. they cause nothing but problems and neat hair.
20. abortion should be the woman's choice. if she chooses to have the baby, it should be put in gay baby jail.
21. some say scotland is the worst country. some are forgetting about canada.
22. q is the funniest letter. Who knew.
23. fahrenheit is better. people who say celsius are from the russian government. they are not to be trusted.
24. most martians are gay. proof of this is marvin the martian
25. people turn gay at the age of 60, so they should have their licenses taken away and be eaten.
26. the great debate topic is the great debate topic... now paint me like one of your nonnel girls
27. it blends! don't breathe this in!
28. space jam was in fact the best film ever made
29. straight marriage should be illegal. they've had it too good for too long.
30. it's jif you bitch ass peanut butter bastards
31. coke is better than pepsi.
32. jet fuel can't melt steel beams. it was all an NSA coverup.
33. pot should be legal, but only if showering is mandatory
34. yes. ghosts are real. casper...
35. the key to life is christianity. the point is love and killing minorities.
36. organ selling should be legal. how else will the church choir get in tune?
37. nonnel is banned for not being a christian. but he is totally not gay.
38. your balls switch sides at least three times alady day
39. you can't take our guns. this land is our land.
40. crosswords are better than word finds.
41. public schooling shouldn't be mandatory, but some sort of education should be required through high school.
42. canada should be invaded by the US. they've had it too good for too long and we need that sweet, sweet syrup.
43. minimum wage should be infinite dollars an hour. but it also shouldn't exist.
44. THEY TOOK ERR JEBS. WE GOTTA BUILD A GEDDEMN WALL.
45. robots should control industry, and we should be robots. ergo: we should control industry.
46. it was his hat, mr krabs! he was #1!
47. por que no los dos?
48. has science gone too far? 95% of people get this wrong.
49. aluminum is now the official way to say and spell aluminum.
50. i love the metric system and i HATE freedom
51. english (or AMERICAN) is now the official international language. learn it or prepare to be annihilated, chinaman.
52. gay marijuana should be legal but gay people shouldn't.
53. tristanluigi is always gayer than nonnel. always. this is also once again cemented as the one and only great debate topic
54. if woodchucks could, in fact, chuck wood, they would most likely chuck some rather than none.
55. upper and lower case letters should and should not both be removed.
56. rape is probably ok
57. zee > zed
58. capitalism is the best religion. god bless america
59. valt and sinegar reigns supreme as the ultimate flavor of chip.
60. global worming is real. the worms will rule us all.
61. nonnel cannot have a birthday because he is gay and doesn't exist.
62. every horse is probably scarred by mlp.
63. black people don't poop, but if they did it would be white.
64. creamy peanut butter is far superior. hail stalin.
65. crash bandicoot was the best game franchise. or that other game........
66. every religion is terrible, but no religion is even WORSE somehow
67. black people got the biggest peeners. Maxwell has the most popular (according to homoloveual male quiz-takers)
68. milk would love oreos if it existed
69. the chicken did not cross the road. there was no road. there was no chicken.
70. what is love? baby don't hurt me. don't hurt me. No more.
71. window ios the best osx
72. assisted Self Delete should be legal, as well as homicide.
73. the government should never restrict the freedom of speech. except maybe if the person talking is handicapped.
74. science....... science never changes.
75. all babies are gay anthropomorphic polyromatic demiloveuals
76. burnt sand will win, for this is the prediction of the gods. burnt sand for precedent
77. 36 people have died and now heaven is full.
78. there are a lot of communists, pro-lifers, vegans, and homoloveuals on these forums.
79. CIA should tone it down a little and we should nuke France.
80. Cola is the best. Then Dr. Pepper. Irn Bru is stuff.
81. IT'S NOT A PRANK BRO, THE CAMERA'S RIGHT THERE
82. the right hand is the right hand to forget yourself with
83. muslims shouldn't be deported, they should all be shot.
84. anime is real and we must destroy it before it destroys us.
85. now that we know anime is real, we should legalize it so we can find the weebs and destroy them.
86. Are you the boss of what? Could you repeat the question?
87. some of you say it is "soda." you are wrong. they're fizzy lifting drinks.
88. the earth is neither flat nor round. matter is just a concept. everything we sense is an illusion of light reflecting off of objects and flying into our eyes
89. not only is pluto a planet, it is a dog. it is a dog planet.
90. women should have all the rights men have. they are woMEN after all.
91. cats are like 3x better than dogs
92. israel and palestine both suck. bring back the kingdom of jerusalem.
93. waffles are better than pancakes.
94. April Fool's Day is not the best day of the year, but it is in the Top Five.
95. cloning should be legal so i can suck myself
96. maxwell is not awake.
97. lord tony is the best. the forums have decided.
98. black people are black and they are the worst race.
99. I Love My Mom. ILMM.
100.
101. It is probably a Venn diagram.
102. vanilla is apparently the best flavor of ice cream. but it's better with cookie dough in it.
103. squared's choice topic is GAY
104. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
105. ah jus' don' gét et
106. the best thing about spaghetti is the sauce which sits upon each noodle, which sit within a great jorum, which sits upon a table.
107. maxwell is gay because he is incredibly gay because he likes men and the male figure.
108. sliced bread is the best thing since the wheeled cat
109. papa john do officially got that best pizza
110. the human race can only bet that nuclear war happens before the election does
111. the POLITICIANS are ANIMALS
112. We will have the UPS ship the Middle East into space, and then we will nuke it.
113. quite means "really" or "very," however words are just concepts and in reality they mean nothing.
114. nicepoint is gay.
115. lemonade is squeezed lemons and sugar water.
116. censorship is never okay. i should be able to talk about anime breasts wherever i want.
117. the death penalty should be an option, but only for the REAL bad dudes......
118. police should wear body cameras whenever they are on duty.
119. ☭ communism is BAD!!!!!!!!!!! ☭
120. bill clinton is probably hiding in monica lewinsky's pusillanimous individual, but it's too big to know for sure.
121. queeba is really loving gay
122. duck duck goose.....
123. watermelon is a fruit what thef uck
124. cow milk is not really good for humans but mm i love my cow milk
125. perhaps patents should exist. perhaps parents should exist. We just don't know.
126. oh it's the first wednesday of the month? good thing no one remembered.
127. i don't remember what the result of this poll was and the forum wipe reverted this topic to april
128. i think my witty and cunning response was "he fired six shots."
129. 「ＳＴＡＮＤ」ＢＵＹ ＳＫＹＲＩＭ ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
130. ...yes. patrick star jerks off.
131. i love bdsm. (big dudes shoot missiles)
132. Ahhhh!!!!!
133. tony is gay
134. spaceball a funny
135. brownies are the best dessert. cheesecake is second.
136. AAAA² is equal to AAAA².
137. "The ol' razzle dazzle" is a subjective intangible concept and it can be defined however the reader feels appropriate.
138. The next US president will be Donald Annoying Orange, however the US will no longer exist.
139. let it be known that the forums have decided that metal is a bad genre by 52 votes to 0 votes.
140. new debate: can i eat your ass?
141. It's not gay if you crop the richard off the guy you're jerkin it to
142. It is gay if you crop a richard onto the girl you're jerkin it to
143. Goku has Biggus richardus and it get even bigger when he go super cyan also he's gay
144. pee is stored in one ball, man juice in the other.
145. Mr Boddy was killed in the study by Colonol Mustand with a rope.
the back pocket.:
is the new world order real?
should we stop letting mothers give birth?
should violence be removed from video games?
is cool man johnson on the escape
Do you accept the Lord, Jesus Christ, into your life?
should we wear condoms all the time?
Should we make Germany disappear?
What IS up?
take the high road or the low road?
Can I eat your ass?
does al pacino still exist or, quote, "was he atomized after being in Jack and Jill with Adam Sandler"
the answers:
1. thumbs aren't fingers
2. tomatoes are fruit
3. 9/11 was a coverup
4. constantinople's works are nobody's business but the turks'
5. god was created by the americans as ww2 propaganda
6. Riddler didn't kill himself because jet fuel can't melt steel beams
7. stalin was god to billions of communist aliens
8. mirrors aren't real since our eyes aren't real
9. wrestling isn't gay... JJJOOOHN CEENNNNA IS
11. the votes don't matter. not being circumcized is wrong and you're all going to hell
12. the moon landing happened, but it didn't count since Neil Armstrong was an alien and had already been to space plenty of times.
13. paul mccartney never existed. he was only a figment of your imagination, brought on by your eyesight's manipulation of light.
14. the grassy knoll shot kennedy, but he didn't really die. he fled to cuba with his boyfriend castro.
15. *bite* the world may never know.
16. the gays... damn the gays...
17. hats are for bald people. you people are wrong. the corrupt majority is overrun.
18. the forums say grey is correct... but who is Greg.
19. hairpins should be illegal. they cause nothing but problems and neat hair.
20. abortion should be the woman's choice. if she chooses to have the baby, it should be put in gay baby jail.
21. some say scotland is the worst country. some are forgetting about canada.
22. q is the funniest letter. Who knew.
23. fahrenheit is better. people who say celsius are from the russian government. they are not to be trusted.
24. most martians are gay. proof of this is marvin the martian
25. people turn gay at the age of 60, so they should have their licenses taken away and be eaten.
26. the great debate topic is the great debate topic... now paint me like one of your nonnel girls
27. it blends! don't breathe this in!
28. space jam was in fact the best film ever made
29. straight marriage should be illegal. they've had it too good for too long.
30. it's jif you bitch ass peanut butter bastards
31. coke is better than pepsi.
32. jet fuel can't melt steel beams. it was all an NSA coverup.
33. pot should be legal, but only if showering is mandatory
34. yes. ghosts are real. casper...
35. the key to life is christianity. the point is love and killing minorities.
36. organ selling should be legal. how else will the church choir get in tune?
37. nonnel is banned for not being a christian. but he is totally not gay.
38. your balls switch sides at least three times a
39. you can't take our guns. this land is our land.
40. crosswords are better than word finds.
41. public schooling shouldn't be mandatory, but some sort of education should be required through high school.
42. canada should be invaded by the US. they've had it too good for too long and we need that sweet, sweet syrup.
43. minimum wage should be infinite dollars an hour. but it also shouldn't exist.
44. THEY TOOK ERR JEBS. WE GOTTA BUILD A GEDDEMN WALL.
45. robots should control industry, and we should be robots. ergo: we should control industry.
46. it was his hat, mr krabs! he was #1!
47. por que no los dos?
48. has science gone too far? 95% of people get this wrong.
49. aluminum is now the official way to say and spell aluminum.
50. i love the metric system and i HATE freedom
51. english (or AMERICAN) is now the official international language. learn it or prepare to be annihilated, chinaman.
52. gay marijuana should be legal but gay people shouldn't.
53. tristanluigi is always gayer than nonnel. always. this is also once again cemented as the one and only great debate topic
54. if woodchucks could, in fact, chuck wood, they would most likely chuck some rather than none.
55. upper and lower case letters should and should not both be removed.
56. rape is probably ok
57. zee > zed
58. capitalism is the best religion. god bless america
59. valt and sinegar reigns supreme as the ultimate flavor of chip.
60. global worming is real. the worms will rule us all.
61. nonnel cannot have a birthday because he is gay and doesn't exist.
62. every horse is probably scarred by mlp.
63. black people don't poop, but if they did it would be white.
64. creamy peanut butter is far superior. hail stalin.
65. crash bandicoot was the best game franchise. or that other game........
66. every religion is terrible, but no religion is even WORSE somehow
67. black people got the biggest peeners. Maxwell has the most popular (according to homoloveual male quiz-takers)
68. milk would love oreos if it existed
69. the chicken did not cross the road. there was no road. there was no chicken.
70. what is love? baby don't hurt me. don't hurt me. No more.
71. window ios the best osx
72. assisted Self Delete should be legal, as well as homicide.
73. the government should never restrict the freedom of speech. except maybe if the person talking is handicapped.
74. science....... science never changes.
75. all babies are gay anthropomorphic polyromatic demiloveuals
76. burnt sand will win, for this is the prediction of the gods. burnt sand for precedent
77. 36 people have died and now heaven is full.
78. there are a lot of communists, pro-lifers, vegans, and homoloveuals on these forums.
79. CIA should tone it down a little and we should nuke France.
80. Cola is the best. Then Dr. Pepper. Irn Bru is stuff.
81. IT'S NOT A PRANK BRO, THE CAMERA'S RIGHT THERE
82. the right hand is the right hand to forget yourself with
83. muslims shouldn't be deported, they should all be shot.
84. anime is real and we must destroy it before it destroys us.
85. now that we know anime is real, we should legalize it so we can find the weebs and destroy them.
86. Are you the boss of what? Could you repeat the question?
87. some of you say it is "soda." you are wrong. they're fizzy lifting drinks.
88. the earth is neither flat nor round. matter is just a concept. everything we sense is an illusion of light reflecting off of objects and flying into our eyes
89. not only is pluto a planet, it is a dog. it is a dog planet.
90. women should have all the rights men have. they are woMEN after all.
91. cats are like 3x better than dogs
92. israel and palestine both suck. bring back the kingdom of jerusalem.
93. waffles are better than pancakes.
94. April Fool's Day is not the best day of the year, but it is in the Top Five.
95. cloning should be legal so i can suck myself
96. maxwell is not awake.
97. lord tony is the best. the forums have decided.
98. black people are black and they are the worst race.
99. I Love My Mom. ILMM.
100.
101. It is probably a Venn diagram.
102. vanilla is apparently the best flavor of ice cream. but it's better with cookie dough in it.
103. squared's choice topic is GAY
104. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
105. ah jus' don' gét et
106. the best thing about spaghetti is the sauce which sits upon each noodle, which sit within a great jorum, which sits upon a table.
107. maxwell is gay because he is incredibly gay because he likes men and the male figure.
108. sliced bread is the best thing since the wheeled cat
109. papa john do officially got that best pizza
110. the human race can only bet that nuclear war happens before the election does
111. the POLITICIANS are ANIMALS
112. We will have the UPS ship the Middle East into space, and then we will nuke it.
113. quite means "really" or "very," however words are just concepts and in reality they mean nothing.
114. nicepoint is gay.
115. lemonade is squeezed lemons and sugar water.
116. censorship is never okay. i should be able to talk about anime breasts wherever i want.
117. the death penalty should be an option, but only for the REAL bad dudes......
118. police should wear body cameras whenever they are on duty.
119. ☭ communism is BAD!!!!!!!!!!! ☭
120. bill clinton is probably hiding in monica lewinsky's pusillanimous individual, but it's too big to know for sure.
121. queeba is really loving gay
122. duck duck goose.....
123. watermelon is a fruit what thef uck
124. cow milk is not really good for humans but mm i love my cow milk
125. perhaps patents should exist. perhaps parents should exist. We just don't know.
126. oh it's the first wednesday of the month? good thing no one remembered.
127. i don't remember what the result of this poll was and the forum wipe reverted this topic to april
128. i think my witty and cunning response was "he fired six shots."
129. 「ＳＴＡＮＤ」ＢＵＹ ＳＫＹＲＩＭ ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
130. ...yes. patrick star jerks off.
131. i love bdsm. (big dudes shoot missiles)
132. Ahhhh!!!!!
133. tony is gay
134. spaceball a funny
135. brownies are the best dessert. cheesecake is second.
136. AAAA² is equal to AAAA².
137. "The ol' razzle dazzle" is a subjective intangible concept and it can be defined however the reader feels appropriate.
138. The next US president will be Donald Annoying Orange, however the US will no longer exist.
139. let it be known that the forums have decided that metal is a bad genre by 52 votes to 0 votes.
140. new debate: can i eat your ass?
141. It's not gay if you crop the richard off the guy you're jerkin it to
142. It is gay if you crop a richard onto the girl you're jerkin it to
143. Goku has Biggus richardus and it get even bigger when he go super cyan also he's gay
144. pee is stored in one ball, man juice in the other.
145. Mr Boddy was killed in the study by Colonol Mustand with a rope.