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34501
We have to set ourselves back because we're not going in the right direction.

34502
Off Topic / Re: U.S. Navy Develops Laser Weapon!
« on: April 08, 2013, 07:14:31 PM »
Cool. :o

34503
Off Topic / Re: Local Commercials - Post them here!
« on: April 08, 2013, 07:10:15 PM »
There's this one commercial that used to play that was this really awful animation of cats and there was a song going along the lines of "Get 'em neutered, get 'em spayed..."
It was not a good commercial.

EDIT: Found it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovDCpYsom7w
aaaaaaaaah

34504
Off Topic / Re: Local Commercials - Post them here!
« on: April 08, 2013, 07:07:46 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htbo1yW6qeU
OW

For how low budget this commercial is, it is on EVERY loving channel I watch.
I have that on MeTV.

34505
Off Topic / Re: Minneapolis'ish area Blocklanders again
« on: April 08, 2013, 06:48:21 PM »
and i was hassled by a metro transit cop for peeing in the parking garage :D
Haha.

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Off Topic / Re: Well, I had a stuff day.
« on: April 08, 2013, 06:45:45 PM »
This is a true story

A few weeks ago when I was at the shirt store to buy a new shirt. I found a Black one. It was plain, so I purchased it and there was another person next to me buying a black shirt too. When I got my shirt, I carried it out of the store - only to have a guy run up to me and offer me MLP Stuffed Animals from Build-A-Bear. I replied; "Sir, Thank you for the offer, but I wouldn't buy that stuff."
He replies; "The shirt you have in your hand says otherwise."
I turn it around and notice there is a Blue pony on my shirt.
I run back into the store and say "I got the wrong shirt!"
The man sighs and says "What do you mean?"
I turn around the shirt. The man says "We must've given you the wrong shirt. The ACTUAL Black Shirts don't come in until next month!"
"Can I get a refund?" I ask.
The man says "My boss doesn't approve of them. Sorry."
So I just wasted thirty dollars to get a Plain Black T-Shirt only to get the wrong shirt and get no refund.
I walk home and then my friend, Alex asks me "Uhh... you forgot to get the groceries. It's your week."
I groan and show him the shirt I accidentally bought.
"WHOA!" John says. "Trifornt's gone brony!"
"What?! No!" I say. "It was an accidental purchase!"
"Dude, no need denying it! You totally went brony!" Alex yells.
They pick on me about the shirt for four long hours until they laugh themselves to sleep.
Four hours of being driven mad, and people who won't listen to me!
"Oh great, it's 10:00 PM" I mumble.
I fell asleep at 5:00 AM. Thirty minutes later my Alarm clock rings. I wake up only to see Alex and John hovering over me. They say "Time to go to the store! You didn't do it yesterday so you have to do it EXTREMELY EARLY now!"
I hate the rule I made up.
Got no sleep. Worst day of my life.
You didn't actually call him "sir," did you?

Also how did he see the shirt in your hand if it was upside-down?

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Off Topic / Re: STUPIDEST STATE AWARDS 2013 - ROUND II
« on: April 08, 2013, 06:42:00 PM »
Wow you crapheads, stop voting for Texas.

34508
Off Topic / Re: it's cakey's birthday today!
« on: April 08, 2013, 06:40:56 PM »
My ex gf
I'll email her to you
I see what you did there.

34509
Off Topic / Re: Post optical illusions!
« on: April 08, 2013, 06:17:29 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Post optical illusions!
« on: April 08, 2013, 06:08:21 PM »
look at it as if it was somebody facing forward, and first imagine their chin as a nose, ear as an eye, and that red line across her neck as a mouth
CANNOT UNSEE

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Off Topic / Re: Post optical illusions!
« on: April 08, 2013, 06:05:45 PM »
i don't get it
all I see is somebody looking to their sid- OH GOD AAA WHAT THE HECK IS
What is it? :0

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Off Topic / Re: Windows phone or Android?
« on: April 08, 2013, 06:02:59 PM »
I have a Windows phone and I like it a lot.

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Off Topic / Re: Well, I had a stuff day.
« on: April 08, 2013, 06:00:56 PM »
Great, I find out I have walking ammonia, or whatever it is, then 30 minutes after I get out of the doctor, I throw up in my mothers car. Great.
/discuss bad days D:
Dear god, don't drink any bleach!

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Off Topic / Re: Local Commercials - Post them here!
« on: April 08, 2013, 05:36:56 PM »
No, not that. I mean, IT'S SPREADING NATIONALLY!
internationally
you said worldwide

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