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Forum Games / Re: 100% sarcastic
« on: March 30, 2013, 12:20:32 PM »
Wow, you guys are great. I mean really, you guys are really great.
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Off Topic / Re: A Girl Texted Me
« on: March 30, 2013, 11:19:43 AM »
You can text a girl about Pokemon
unless she's a complete bitch and doesn't like Pokemon.
unless she's a complete bitch and doesn't like Pokemon.
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Off Topic / Re: Toe Nail Clipping Up My Nose
« on: March 30, 2013, 02:31:46 AM »
It's in your brain now.
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Off Topic / Re: get on omegle guys
« on: March 30, 2013, 02:31:15 AM »I'm guessing Bill from Amazon is the same guy as Bill from ATDProbably. I laugh whenever I see either of them.
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Off Topic / Re: get on omegle guys
« on: March 30, 2013, 02:24:34 AM »Who the hell is Bill from ATD for real guysI don't know, but oh my god I just had the best chat with him.
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Off Topic / Re: get on omegle guys
« on: March 30, 2013, 02:01:19 AM »OK WHO GIFTED ME BATTLE TOADSWHY HAVEN'T I TALKED TO YOU YET OH MY GOD
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Off Topic / Re: get on omegle guys
« on: March 30, 2013, 01:43:55 AM »Why do I get stuck with people IDK who they AREAEARAWRProbably Redconer.
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Off Topic / Re: get on omegle guys
« on: March 30, 2013, 01:39:00 AM »http://logs.omegle.com/6fd1a38
Help me guess who this man is.
wait nevermind I didn't read it thoroughly.
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Off Topic / Re: get on omegle guys
« on: March 30, 2013, 01:37:33 AM »Maxwell's stealing my "Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color?"who told you
Beware.
because that was me
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Off Topic / Re: get on omegle guys
« on: March 30, 2013, 01:15:25 AM »You: Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color?Sincerely killed me. I had to get up and go into the other room. I made some squeaking noises, too.
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Off Topic / Re: get on omegle guys
« on: March 30, 2013, 01:06:47 AM »
Oh my god, this was great.
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Question to discuss:
Hey hey hey, stay outta my shed!
Stranger: Alright, old man
You: I'm sorry.
You: I shouldn't have gone in in the first place.
Stranger: There was nothing in there
Stranger: just some dead bodies
You: And lost dreams, of course.
You: The sunshine shone through the dust covered window and glared upon the dismantled corpses.
You: The corpses that were fit to eat later that night.
Stranger: My friends and I were struck by terror like a deer in the headlights
You: And then smashed with the blunt end of a battleaxe?
Stranger: We knew the old man was feeding the walkers
You: Carl overheard the discussion and was told to go back inside.
Stranger: Out of nowhere, BAM. I felt the hard wooden end of a battleaxe
Stranger: carl knew he had to find out what the sound was
You: Slowly, he peeked out the window.
You: His eyes widened as he realized what he was looking at.
Stranger: He was looking at an old man carrying the unconscious bodies of two females
Stranger: Carl had to help
You: "But how," he asked himself.
You: He was just a small boy, of course.
Stranger: He did not care. He went outside, holding a shovel
You: Stealthily, he snuck behind the old man.
Stranger: Then, Carl hit the man in the head. With a sudden crash, the man was down on the ground bleeding
You: He couldn't comprehend what he'd just done. Nothing like this had ever happened to him. Adrenaline rushed quickly through his body as he felt the rush that he had just killed a man.
Stranger: He was still holding the shovel, now blood dripping from it's metal. What was he to do now? Carl was paused wondering
You: He heard a voice, one distinctly familiar.
Stranger: He looked in the distance. Oh no. it was the mayor
Stranger: I'm sorry, I was thinking of the comic books. The govenor
You: The governer looked particularly well-adjusted today. He had just finished taking an exhilarating shower.
Stranger: Carl moved quickly, dragging the women to a near by bush
You: As for the old man, he was unsure. There wasn't another hiding place in easy access and if he added to the bush, it would be too obvious.
Stranger: Carl, in the bush, was astouned and relieved finding out he had not killed the man
Stranger: astounded
You: The old man was in shock and needed attention soon. Carl had blood on his hands and the governor was still approaching.
Stranger: Carl weighed the options Sitting there, he knew there was no way he could save the man and not be caught. The old man was left on his own
Stranger: Carl watched as the senior was found
You: The governor was surprised to find a man lying there, his head bleeding. The shovel laid on the ground where Carl had left it, and he decided to inspect it.
You: Meanwhile, the overwhelming smell of dead bodies sat next to Carl. He was amazed that the governor couldn't detect it.
Stranger: I got to go. This was awesome