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Probably should've just posted this on facepunch or something.

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Creativity / Re: Game Design Megathread
« on: June 15, 2014, 02:58:19 PM »
Is this thread only about coding and graphically designing games, or is there any game mechanics related discussion going on?

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Off Topic / Re: comcast is SO GREAT GUYS
« on: June 15, 2014, 01:10:50 PM »
>download speed 250kb

i hate all of you

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Games / Re: Nintendo Megatopic
« on: June 15, 2014, 11:45:30 AM »
Tomodachi life is super realistic:
i have no friends.

...

except Riddler

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Games / Re: Nintendo Megatopic
« on: June 15, 2014, 10:41:53 AM »
I'm slightly ashamed to say that I'm going to buy far too many of the amiibo toys.

Villager, Kirby, Samus, Pit and Zelda are absolute buys for me..
But Link, Fox and Marth look awesome too..
They look really fragile

also, aren't they like 10 bucks a pop? That's a bit expensive.

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Games / Re: Nintendo Megatopic
« on: June 15, 2014, 09:46:08 AM »
I always put my middle fingers on the back of the circle things, not between those things.
I can't get a good grip of the controller if i hold it like that.

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Games / Re: Nintendo Megatopic
« on: June 15, 2014, 09:14:44 AM »
omg


That's not that big.
When did i say it was big?

The c-stick kind of looks like a nipple.

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Games / Re: Nintendo Megatopic
« on: June 15, 2014, 09:06:55 AM »
My thumbnail is approximately as big as the A button.

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Games / Re: Nintendo Megatopic
« on: June 15, 2014, 09:00:08 AM »


This is a stuffty drawing of how i hold the controller

do i set it to wumbo

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oh also did anyone see this?
http://www.smashbros.com/us/howto/entry2.html
This looks incredible

It's almost as if Nintendo is going for that TF2 style for this game.

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Games / Re: Nintendo Megatopic
« on: June 15, 2014, 08:27:05 AM »
I don't get why people praise the Gamecube controller as some kind of second coming of christ



Those red parts always painfully grind against my middle fingers. Am i just holding it wrong or something? Yahtzee Croshaw likes the controller as well, and he's a tall 6"7' man with big man hands. I'm almost as tall as he is and i have this problem.

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(Not to start an off-topic fight but) It was also the first truly original title from TT Games since the original LEGO Star Wars. Why the hell did they make it Wii U only though?
Exclusivity deals?

In my opinion the whole idea of exclusives is incredibly stupid. It's no longer about what games a console can offer you, but what games it has taken hostage. It should be all about the hardware and hardware gimmicks, not about which games one console has and one console will deliberately never get.

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No one gives a forget about your personal opinion spoiling the story for anyone that hasn't finished the game yet, myself included, is outright disrespectful.
And if someone murdered your niece right in front of you and you didn't do stuff about it you'd be an starfish.
Let me spoil something else for you - that old dude Lucky Quinn who was being all saturday morning cartoon villain in the beginning, is the one behind everything. What was his motive? "Sorry, i mistakenly sent hitmen after you". Then when you go to the lighthouse to kill Damien, Jordi Ching "turns against you" for 5 seconds when you do a stupid quick time event cutscene and knock him over a railing. After you kill Damien, Jordi calls you and says "sorry, bff again c:?" and everything is solved.

The ENTIRE credits section is just the game saying "WE ARE RELEASING A SEQUEL IN A YEAR" in the most weakest allegory possible. Basically, it's full of these news flashes about a "ctOS 2.0 coming next year" and other sequel baiting cliffhanger crap. You have a scene there where you go kill/spare Maurice while he says something about his friends who are very dangerous and who will come after you. sequel bait!

This game is so loving lame in every way. Only thing you can't predict in the story is the way how asinine the motives of all the characters are. Clara gets herself killed because she feels "so sorry" for "killing" your niece. There is nothing that she could've done and no way she could've known what she was doing, and in the end, your niece dying was an accident resulting from the hitmen loving up.


Lego City undercover had a better story than this game. That's saying a lot since it was deliberately a crime cop spoof and a kids game.

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Off Topic / Re: JonTron Megathread: California games [NEW VIDEO]
« on: June 15, 2014, 05:03:18 AM »
Great episode. The ending was loving perfect.

How the hell did this thread fall to page 3 in a night?

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Games / Re: Tomodachi Life [Released!]
« on: June 14, 2014, 02:45:05 PM »
This, sort of. I do like the game and I kinda want to buy it, but is it really worth it? It doesn't seem like it'll be fun for longer than 3 days or so.
Eh, yeah.

I bought it, day 2 and its already pretty much out of content

I wouldn't recommend buying. This is like the Nintendo version of Pewdiebait. A game intended for hileerious youtube videos, like the nintendo direct it was announced with.

However, I'll play it until the point i get married cause it still has some interesting stuff in it.

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