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Off Topic / Re: What If Bump Was An Acronym

« on: June 10, 2014, 02:35:05 PM »

kick up me plonkers

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Off Topic / Re: The world is ending in 5 minutes.

« on: June 10, 2014, 02:32:57 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEPmA3USJdI

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Off Topic / Re: I think i just caught my dad masturbating

« on: June 10, 2014, 02:29:46 PM »

i'm not gay tho

That's what they all say, friend

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Games / Re: E3 2014 Megathread (E3 show floor opens up today!)

« on: June 10, 2014, 02:27:56 PM »

There is gonna be that 90 minute 3DS event tomorrow night and Zelda Williams just posted this on Twitter;

-snip-

if it isn't Majora's Mask 3DS, I'll kill myself.

Oh stuff

What else could it be? LOZLBW referenced Majoras Mask by having a physical majoras mask in the game. Obvious oracle of ages remake.

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Off Topic / Re: I think i just caught my dad masturbating

« on: June 10, 2014, 02:25:11 PM »

ohOHmy dong is not expanded by this at all

dong now expanded

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Off Topic / Re: I think i just caught my dad masturbating

« on: June 10, 2014, 02:21:26 PM »

hot

this should not expand dong

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Off Topic / Re: I think i just caught my dad masturbating

« on: June 10, 2014, 02:17:18 PM »

what if he's a lefty

He is a lefty, just like me.

oh god lol.

anyways, if your parents are divorced which it sounds like they are, then its not that much of a problem. But if they are still together then I highly suggest that you talk to him about it. Its not right for a man to cheat on his wife like that.

what the forget

Pretty sure it's normal to do that when men are depressed or something.

I don't think you grasp the fact that everyone masturbates.

Some ultrasounds have noticed the baby rubbing their crotch continuously, so it could be possible that you were jerking off before you were even born. It's called Fetal procrastination.

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Games / Re: E3 2014 Megathread (E3 show floor opens up today!)

« on: June 10, 2014, 02:07:11 PM »

There really wasn't that many new series at this e3.

Another crackdown, Another cod, Another uncharted, More halo, More zelda, More star fox, More little big planet. more battlefield, dead island 2 (3) more sims more dragon age more mass effect


-snip-

nom

Can't wait for GameXplain to scan that picture.

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Games / Re: E3 2014 Megathread (E3 show floor opens up today!)

« on: June 10, 2014, 01:39:15 PM »

Nintendo wins with the presentation, but they didn't have that too many games :S

You can't beat this


Or Robot Chicken moments

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Games / Re: E3 2014 Megathread (Nintendo's conference starts today at 9:00 AM PDT!)

« on: June 10, 2014, 01:01:49 PM »

so the final question here

who wrecked e3?

Well E3 isnt over yet

Nintendo still seems to be announcing stuff in their treehouse things

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Games / Re: E3 2014 Megathread (Nintendo's conference starts today at 9:00 AM PDT!)

« on: June 10, 2014, 12:48:02 PM »

It ended with kind of a floppy boner, but the beginning and midpoint were really strong.

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Games / Re: E3 2014 Megathread (Nintendo's conference starts today at 9:00 AM PDT!)

« on: June 10, 2014, 10:03:49 AM »

Expect to see lots of bias for Nintendo from me in the steam stream discussion.

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Off Topic / Re: I think i just caught my dad masturbating

« on: June 10, 2014, 08:50:26 AM »

Are you sure you should be even touching the computer if he did?

I wiped the keyboard with a piece of toiletpaper after i saw the search history. There was nothing visibly on it, but just in case.

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Games / Re: GTA 5 TO COME TO PC

« on: June 10, 2014, 08:39:03 AM »

Preordering is for chumps.

Im normally against pre-ording at all costs, but since its a game that has been rated 10/10 and everyone is waiting for it to come on PC, how much could they forget up the PC port?

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Games / Re: Watch Dogs Megathread - Oh How I Enjoy Hacking Your Life - RELEASED

« on: June 10, 2014, 08:36:02 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjH3wNh9PV0

Spoiler alert. The last mission in the game.

It's a loving mess.