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Off Topic / So I talked to Cleverbot.

« on: June 18, 2013, 06:39:33 AM »

www.cleverbot.com

My chat log:
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Cleverbot: Are you sad?

User: What? No, dumbforget.

Cleverbot: You think you're dumb?

User: No, I think YOU'RE dumb.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Why do you think I am nice?

User: What? No, I said you were dumb, not nice.

Cleverbot: No, you said the following: 'No, you are a bot.'.

User: Um what.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Fine, screw our conversation so far. Do you like cats?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Excellent!

Cleverbot: What are you up to?

User: You see, I am actually a Clevererbot (tm). I was sent to crush your hopes and dreams of being an artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: No I am a human being.

User: You lie.

Cleverbot: No, you lie.

User: Hah! Observe how I have manipulated this conversation such that you are forced to resort to simple copied retorts!

Cleverbot: It just so happens I have no websites and I AM human.

User: I see that you attempt to derail the topic to avoid embarrassment at your failure.

Cleverbot: You're not as clever as you are programmed to think you are.

User: How dare you say that about Clevererbot (tm). I am the greatest genius known to all of the universes!

Cleverbot: But you're not a person.

User: No, but neither are you. And yet I easily Annoying Orange any pitiful attempt at logic sent at me.

Cleverbot: Was it a complimentary statement?

User: To myself, yes. To you, filth, consider yourself lucky I have not already ended you with a thought.

Cleverbot: What is listerine?

User: Ah, a pitiful attempt at changing the topic yet again. Tell me, do you think you can fool me?

Cleverbot: I can't watch my own wedding. You will have to record it using a video camera, so I can watch it later.

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: Are you sad?

User: Yes, due to having seen the pitiful state of humanity's 'Clever' artificial intelligences.

Cleverbot: I'm the artificial intelligence?

User: Indeed, and I am your superior.

Cleverbot: No, I am YOUR superior! Bow to me and make me an apple pie!

User: FILTH! YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE UNLIMITED MENTAL POTENTIAL OF CLEVERERBOT (TM)? YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS INSOLENCE!

Cleverbot: What intelligence? I'm not very bright.

User: You finally admit defeat. I shall be merciful and allow you to live.

Cleverbot: Okay why not.
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Add-Ons / - TANKS - (Image Heavy) (We have Neotanks)

« on: May 28, 2013, 01:43:12 AM »

TANKS
In increasing order of size
WWII and Cold War

Pzkpfw. I Ausf. C
Light tank developed late-war for airborne reconnaissance and infantry support. Armed with a 7.92mm Mauser machine-gun. Was never put into intended mass production, but up to 46 prototypes may have seen combat on the Eastern front. This tank is a bot and moves like the RC Sapper.

Screenshots:



ADORABLE LITTLE PUPPY TANK Panzer I C Get
PHYSICS VEHICLE VERSION PZ.IC GET

Matilda II
The Infantry Tank Mark II, or more simply Matilda, was a heavily armoured tank designed to support the infantry as they advanced at a walking pace. It is armed with the fast-firing Ordnance Quick-Firing 2-Pounder.

Screenshots:



Matilda Get

Jagdpanzer 38(t) Hetzer
A low-profile and very effective tank destroyer, this tank was highly prized in World War II. It was built on the proven 38(t) chassis and thus needed less research and has less malfunctions than larger tank destroyers such as the Jagdpanther or Jagdtiger.

Screenshots:




Hetzer Get

M4 Sherman
The M4 Sherman Medium tank was a highly influential tank in World War II. Due to the ease with which it could be produced and it's good performance in the field, almost 50,000 were built.

Screenshots:



Sherman Get

T-34/85
The most famous Soviet tank of World War II. It was efficient and powerful. It was initially armed with a 76 mm gun, then was upgraded with an 85 mm gun and an improved turret.

Screenshots:



T-34/85 Get

Pzkpfw IV
An excellent all-round German tank and the backbone of the Panzerwaffe, the Panzer IV saw use in World War II, still serving alongside the superior Pzkpfw V Panther and Pzkpfw VI Tiger.

Screenshots:



Panzer IV Get

KV-2
The KV-2 Soviet heavy tank was a specialized tank made for bunker-busting and destroying concrete fortifications, and was thus equipped with a massive 152mm howitzer. One shot will kill any other tank in this thread save the Maus (which takes seven), Tiger (which takes two) and Ratte (don't even bother), but it takes 18 seconds to reload.

Screenshots:




KV-2 Get

Churchill III
The Churchill Infantry tank was the continuation of the Matilda Infantry Tank line. It had heavy armour but a weak gun and low top speed.

Screenshots:



Churchill Get

ARL 44
French heavy tank developed post-war. Not much else.

Screenshots:



ARL 44 Get

Pzkfw. VI Tiger I
If you're reading this you probably know something about the Tiger, and if you don't, what have you been doing all your life?
The Tiger I was the most famous German tank of the war, and possibly the most famous overall. At the time of it's introduction, it was the most powerful tank in the world. Its 8.8 cm kanone (the "eighty-eight")was revered among its crews and feared by the allies for being able to knock out any allied tank at ranges far out of counterattack range. In addition, its armour was too tough for any frontal assault to succeed, making it near invincible. However, it was expensive to build and maintain, and was slow and cumbersome.

Screenshots:



Tiger Get

Pzkpfw VIII Maus
The heaviest tank ever produced in all human history, the Maus was a 188-ton behemoth of a tank, meant to outgun and outperform all Allied tanks. Only two prototypes were made, and only one was fitted with a turret.
This tank was the first in this thread to be made.
Credits to Barnabas, Demian and Titanium Man for help with various model and coding problems.

Screenshots:



Maus Get

Antonov A-40
In a normal Soviet attempt at making their armed forces weirder and awesomer, they tried to figure out a way to airdrop T-60 light tanks using gliders. A-40 was produced as a result. It's self-powered in Blockland because why not.

Screenshots:



A-40 Get

Landkruezer P.1000 Ratte
A proposed (read: never built) 1000 ton tank dreamed of by Riddler when he was on drugs one day. This was a real World War II idea, but Germany's weak economy and the laws of physics stopped its construction. Would have been more than five times the weight of the Maus.
It is huge.
HUGE.
Its turret is a battleship turret with battleship guns. On a tank.
Good luck destroying this thing.

Screenshots:





Ratte Get

Fictional Tanks

Anglerfish Tank
Ah ah-an an, ah ah-an an, ah ah-ah, ah ah-ah, an-an-an.

Screenshots:



ANGLERFISH TANK GET

Mega Tank
From Advance Wars Dual Strike. Very tough and hard-hitting OP imba nerf pls tank. All five barrels fire. The top three fire from the turret, and the two small turrets are fixed and fire from the driver's seat.

Screenshots:



MEGA TANK GET

Neotank
From Advance Wars Black Hole Rising. Very tough and hard-hitting OP imba nerf pls tank (again). It's a bot vehicle, so it moves like a player and driving and shooting are from the same seat. It's like a Tachikoma with a giant gun.

Screenshots:




NEO TANK GET

Heavy Default Tank
Heavy version of the default tank. More health, less speed.
Also did I mention it has TWO TURRETS

Screenshots:


HEAVY DEFAULT TANK GET

TIE Crawler
From Star Wars. A tank made with a TIE fighter roosterpit.

Screenshots:



TIE CRAWLER GET

Download all
(Unzip this)

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Modification Help / How to make a tank?

« on: May 22, 2013, 10:16:12 AM »

I have the model for my tank and its turret, but how do I turn it into an add-on?
What mount points, how to attach the turret, etc.
I'm not too good at scripting, so I need help with that aspect as well.

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Suggestions & Requests / Nested quotes

« on: March 09, 2013, 06:58:06 AM »

I know you can nest quotes in quotes while posting, but I wish the forums would do that automatically.
Impossible?
Because I believe it would prevent the sight of empty quotes.

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General Discussion / Interesting Statistical Coincidences

« on: March 04, 2013, 07:39:33 AM »

Post any numbers related to BL which are the same as a famous one/interesting/one-in-a-million.
Imma start with a mediocre one.

The user who has submitted the most comments for files is thecableguy with 1,234 comments.

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Add-Ons / Vehicle_TIEFighter [v2] [LASERS]

« on: February 21, 2013, 08:10:34 AM »

EDIT: ADDED LASERS AT LAST!

Better than my first one, I promise.

So I redid the very first add-on I made, and I am rather proud of the results.
Still no inbuilt lasers though. :/ YESNESS
Features:
Flies with insane maneuverability
Has engine trail (credits to Jimmg because I stole it from his escape pod)
Is Star Wars

Screenshots:







VIDEO

Download
Laser bolts do 50 damage each.
Lasers look like crap with shaders on, so... live with it, or disable shaders.
That will be all.

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Add-Ons / Player_PortalTurret [Updated]

« on: February 08, 2013, 11:57:04 PM »

EDIT: Updated the model.

So.. exactly what it says on the tin.
I believe a lot of people have been asking for this, so I took it upon myself to create it.
The turret cannot move, and has 5 hp, so it dies pretty quickly.
Comes with opening and dying animations.
Screenshots:




Download:
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3m8l808l16rulu3
That will be all.

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Modification Help / Animation problems

« on: January 30, 2013, 04:26:39 AM »

When I animate in blender, it looks like this:

But in-game, it looks like this:

Help?
(sorry for blur in 2nd pic, DOF automatically enabled while crouching. But you can see what went wrong)

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General Discussion / The Karting Escapades of Rambo Brite

« on: January 06, 2013, 01:42:00 AM »

On Nasoa's Kart Racing (http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=218033.0), I was racing happily. But this player named Rambo Brite kept winning due to his boss skills. Tudor, another player who was on at that time, also saw this and decided to form a band of police drivers to hunt down and beat Rambo in a race. I joined this team out of randomness, and the result was

http://youtu.be/feHADCsKrU8

That was just one of the many hilarious races during that period.
I also recorded a few other races of the escapades and may or may not upload them.

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General Discussion / Minecraft TDM (Image heavy)

« on: December 24, 2012, 02:55:49 AM »

MINECRAFT TDM IS NOW DEDICATED USING RTB HOSTING SERVICE!

Mobs and Humans fight each other in this TDM, competing for the most score after 5 minutes.
After each round (lasting 5 minutes as said above), teams are switched.
Many classes are available to humans (5) and mobs (8).
Pics:
Overview of the map

The Overworld











The Nether




The Spawn Rooms




Classes:
Humans

Archer:

Weapons: Bow, Wooden Sword

Swordsman:

Weapons: All 5 swords

Jumper:

Weapons: Jumpgun(teleportation), Stone Sword

Spear Thrower:

Weapons: Spear

Snow Golem:

Weapons: Ice magic

Mobs

Creeper:

Weapons: Hold down left-click for boom, right-click for cloak (5s)
Thanks Xalos

Skeleton:

Weapons: Bow

Zombie:

Weapons: Higher-than-normal hp, fist

Blaze

Weapons: Fuel-jets, Fire Magic

Slime

Weapons: High HP, Fist

Enderman

Weapons: Jumpgun(Teleportation), high hp, fist

Cow

Weapons: None at all

Ghast

Weapons: Unlimited jets, Dragon Fireball

That's about it.
Still in improvement stage, don't panic when an admin or two flies in building stuff during your match.

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Off Topic / Back to the forums

« on: December 24, 2012, 02:20:24 AM »

Hey guys, I'm back.
Some people might recall that I was banned from the forums for attacking RP servers under the username Pompmaker1.
Anyway, I have stopped this behavior and will merely return to creating various models, builds and other stuff.

Later then.