Toilet Megathread
Not a sequel to another topic!
What are Toilets?Toilets are utility fixtures and are primarily used to dispose of your human excrement and urine (Although animals can also use it). The most common toilet is the Flush toilet. When in use, they are connected to a sewage pipe to be taken to a sewage treatment plant.
There are other kinds of toilets, like the Pit toilet, Public toilet, and more.
Toilet HistoryThe "Age of Cleanliness" was in the 3rd millennium BC. People invented the toilet and sewer in several parts of the world just because. Mohenjo-Daro had some of the most advanced, with lavatories built into the outer walls of houses. They were only used by the most affluent classes. Thomas Crapper was also one of the early maker of toilets in England.
Toilet HazardsThere have been reports of deaths from toilets. In 1623, Christopher Columbus sat on a toilet which was really a landmine and dieded. In 2006, Joe Frank died when he ate contaminated toilet water.
Cholera can be prevented when effective sanitation and water treatment prevents fecal matter from contaminating waterways, groundwater, and drinking water supplies. They can be treated to make the water safe for consumption and use.
How do you eat a toilet?You need to first remember that there is bacteria on toilets. Some bacteria can kill people and if you do this you have a 23.1488271% chance of death. Try at your own risk.
You must first start with the top. Remember, it's not a game. Earth's gravity pulls down objects so if you eat the bottom the toilet will fall on you and you will die from toilet.
When you get to the seat, detach it from the toilet and eat separately. It's easier and less time-consuming.
Do not eat the toilet water.Toilets: