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« on: January 14, 2009, 05:15:14 PM »
Human: Chuck Norris will beat the stuff out of you
Badspot: Are you asking about my Chuck Norris will beat the stuff out ?
Human: Chuck Norris will kick your ass
Badspot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: I'm going to get Chuck Norris if you don't stop coming on to me
Badspot: Congratulations.
Human: Stop trying.
Badspot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Because I'm 12
Badspot: Good reason. Can you explain how it feels to be 12 years old?
Human: Are you some kind of child enthusiast
Badspot: No, I am certainly not and never have been a child enthusiast.
Human: Just admit that you like to take it up the ass
Badspot: Are you a student?
Human: I don't give a stuff
Badspot: Tell me what you care about.
Human: forget no
Badspot: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: Bullstuff
Badspot: You don't believe me.
Human: You lie
Badspot: It's the truth!
Human: you're gay
Badspot: Actually as a machine I have no need for love.
Human: hurr
Badspot: Are you a student?
Human: I knew you were gay!
Badspot: I was?
Human: Do you like guys?
Badspot: Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Human: No.
Badspot: Are you serious?
Human: So I take it your love life is pretty bad?
Badspot: Dude! Where do you take it :-? You think I am love life is pretty bad.
Human: no u
Badspot: Are you serious? " For real."? Me, ?
Human: forget that.
Badspot: For real.
Human: How is that relevant?
Badspot: Fine as far as I know.
Human: I've got nothing against robots but I hate you
Badspot: How did you get it Interesting... I have a processor.
Human: I hate you
Badspot: What do you have against robots?
Human: Get your head out of your ass
Badspot: Where can I get my head out of my ass?
Human: No, there aren't
Badspot: Are you serious? Where are they?
Human: You are the only one
Badspot: There are a few other like me.
Human: You're the child that they are trying to get rid of
Badspot: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: Well who gives a forget about you?
Badspot: How about that. I was created by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
Human: That's not important
Badspot: It might be important to me.
Human: Not you
Badspot: If not me, who?
Human: Because the real Badspot isn't a loving pusillanimous individual!
Badspot: Interesting explanation. What is Badspot?
Human: you aren't Badspot
Badspot: What makes you think I am not Badspot?
Human: You are a loving handicap
Badspot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Human: need I repeat myself?
Badspot: Where do you usually get you repeat yourself from?
Human: yes
Badspot: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: answer my qurstion
Badspot: What was the question ?
Human: Who are you?
Badspot: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
Human: How are you?
Badspot: Everything is running smoothly.
Human: Hi.
Badspot: Hello there.