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« on: February 06, 2009, 06:27:30 PM »
I noticed fat American people are more likely to get pissed off at you.
We were jumping from one garage to another using the alibi that our ball got lost. Some Italian guy saw us, even tried helping us find the ball, warned us from falling off and then went on with his life.
Some other women also saw us and didn't care.
Then this fat American guy comes along, starts taking pictures of his cell phone so we get off, then he starts walking besides us claiming that we are "The thieves that have been stealing stuff from around here" we say that we did nothing but he keeps claiming "That's loving bullstuff."
He then goes up to his car, opens the door and is about to take something out, at that point we ran. Who the hell knows what he might have taken out. Luckily it was a bat so he couldn't get us. He was damn persistent though and so got in his car and tried to catch us.
This wasn't the first time when white American people were being starfishs to us. :(
Reminds of when Borat tried to kiss people in America to say hello and one guy threatened to punch him.