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Off Topic / Re: HEIL BLOCKLANDIA: THE RESETTLEMENT OF ROBLOXISTAN! APPLY NOW! [13 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:59:03 PM »
Quote from: Tudoreleu on December 20, 2015, 12:54:13 PM
ah yes head of local charity

donate for our research in curing and helping children with autism cancer and also getting new park benches. together we can make this town great again.

warning: studies have shown current park benches have mercury in them, which causes autism
refrain from sitting on a bench until this project is funded

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Off Topic / Re: HEIL BLOCKLANDIA: THE RESETTLEMENT OF ROBLOXISTAN! APPLY NOW! [13 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:47:23 PM »
as founder i am declaring the co-/mayor position and jairo irrelevant
again

rule blocklandia, new teeos city is the true city
that is all

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Off Topic / Re: HEIL BLOCKLANDIA: THE RESETTLEMENT OF ROBLOXISTAN! APPLY NOW! [38 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 20, 2015, 01:38:12 AM »
Quote from: XR-7 on December 20, 2015, 01:26:28 AM
I will also pee on anyone who didn't vote for me.

as founder of new teeos city i believe public urination will help our community grow
This message was paid for by R. Kelly.

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Off Topic / Re: HEIL BLOCKLANDIA: THE RESETTLEMENT OF ROBLOXISTAN! APPLY NOW! [38 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:41:58 PM »
Quote from: Jairo on December 19, 2015, 08:19:56 PM
what's your highest level of education?

preferably none

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Off Topic / Re: HEIL BLOCKLANDIA: THE RESETTLEMENT OF ROBLOXISTAN! APPLY NOW! [43 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:05:52 PM »
as founder i would like to inform all of you that the rad-x does not cause autism
it causes bipolar disorder

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Off Topic / Re: HEIL BLOCKLANDIA: THE RESETTLEMENT OF ROBLOXISTAN! APPLY NOW! [43 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:00:19 PM »
rule blocklandia

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Off Topic / Re: HEIL BLOCKLANDIA: THE RESETTLEMENT OF ROBLOXISTAN! APPLY NOW! [46 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 07:51:04 PM »
i fully support post-nuclear drug gang wars as long as it brings profit to the people
long live new blocklandia republic

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Off Topic / Re: HEIL BLOCKLANDIA: THE RESETTLEMENT OF ROBLOXISTAN! APPLY NOW! [51 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 07:49:33 PM »
that positions been filled pardner
like that dog
:^)

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Off Topic / Re: HEIL BLOCKLANDIA: THE RESETTLEMENT OF ROBLOXISTAN! APPLY NOW! [51 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 07:47:06 PM »
as founder of new teeos city i welcome you all with open irradiated gates

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: THE OCCUPATION OF ROBLOXISTAN! [67 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 07:25:45 PM »
founder

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: TO ARMS AGAINST ROBLOXISTAN! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 06:55:47 PM »
the price is a steel

also the post-nuclear senate would like to remind citizens that nuclear radiation helps skin thrive

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 06:05:22 PM »
The senate also revealed on Monday that its president is merely a spiritual entity, that they all worship and sacrifice citizens to.
To do your part in these sacrifices and please the presidential deity being, please enter any "payphone" nearby.

EDIT: It has come to our attention the presidential deity has been killed. This article is worthless.

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 06:02:24 PM »
The senate regrets to inform the citizens that there are no nuclear weapons due to the wiping out of McJob.
The senate also informs citizens that they are reverting back to WW2 tactics, with dinosaur armies.

"This is merely propaganda." The president said Monday.

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 06:00:48 PM »
Quote from: Maxwell. on December 19, 2015, 05:57:58 PM
*gets into the nuclear launch room* what is this loving code

President TreeOS has been assassinated.
President KneeOS has taken his place.

At his inauguration, he had this to say:

"What the forget? No. Everyone who's had this job before me has died. We aren't doing a public ceremony, or a human sacrifice."

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]
« on: December 19, 2015, 05:57:07 PM »
The senate is now under new rule, President TreeOS.
The current senate president released this statement at his inauguration:

"The water is not filled with chemicals. Take your hourly pills."

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