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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 05:37:04 PM »

The senate has denied TeeOS is currently alive and residing inside the senate building where he is quietly passing legislation. There is no shady activity going on in the state. Do not be alarmed.

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« on: December 19, 2015, 05:21:13 PM »

The senate would like to inform the public that the strange hooded figure that looks like TeeOS near government offices is not real.

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« on: December 19, 2015, 05:15:24 PM »

The senate regrets to inform you that pseudo-president TeeOS has been assassinated.
Jairo has been released from his holding cell and will replace him.

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« on: December 19, 2015, 05:11:23 PM »

McJob has been assassinated. Please leave your bunkers in an orderly fashion.

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« on: December 19, 2015, 05:07:20 PM »

what on earth is happening in here

Do not be alarmed. The police outside the bunkers killing citizens are merely murdering traitors of the state. McJob is currently in holding. Regirock and Maxwell's locations are unknown.
This has been an announcement from your senators.

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 05:03:03 PM »

ALERT FROM THE OFFICE OF TEEOS, PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE PARTY

Do not step out of state or city limits.
Do NOT step out of state or city limits.
We are currently bombing all abandoned areas within the state or any area surrounding the state.
Due to our citizens being in fallout shelters, we do not need to worry about casualties. However, any escapees shall be melted alive.
Alleyways and street corners are being flooded with police.
These rumors of furfriendry are false. As is the mexican dancing videos.
McJob's location has been tracked, and is being nuked heavily.
Do not escape. Glory to Blocklandia.

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« on: December 19, 2015, 04:42:56 PM »

ATTENTION CITIZENS
This is an announcement from your federal government.
Evacuate to your designated shelters. Do not pay attention to the large, electromagnetic cannons speeding through cities across the nation.
Do not pay attention to the cramped electrified cages titled "McJob's body parts".
Do not be alarmed by the bombs being placed outside of government servers.
Do not pay attention to scientists frantically scribbling government secrets onto papers whilst armed guards watch.
Evacuate and you will be fine. The government will provide shelter, goods and services to those who do not have them or are underground.
Glory to Blocklandia.

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 04:37:39 PM »

the senate would like to remind mcjob that thermonuclear war was the promise of the state of blocklandia since day one, and he has only fallen into our trap

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« on: December 19, 2015, 04:35:23 PM »

*assassinates the presidents of the missiles so they fall out of the sky*

the state would like to evacuate any nearby cities that are hearing loud whistling from the sky
they are simply balloons, but good proper fast evacuation is good training for a real event
bring children and important documents or artifacts with you
leave any glowing crystals erupting from the ground

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« on: December 19, 2015, 04:33:37 PM »

the senate has fired the missiles and ion cannons at the suspected location of mcjob and crew

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« on: December 19, 2015, 04:31:17 PM »

You didn't centre your post, like so.

the senate would like to remind everyone involved how loving ridiculous it is to post giant centered images and dodge every attack thrown at you ever whilst acting like the hero for your political side

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« on: December 19, 2015, 04:28:45 PM »

the senate would like to remind those of a weird roleplaying fight it is getting old

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« on: December 19, 2015, 04:24:45 PM »

the senate would like to remind everyone involved how loving ridiculous it is to post giant centered images and dodge every attack thrown at you ever whilst acting like the hero for your political side

the senate recognizes its ironic hypocrisy but does not care

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« on: December 19, 2015, 04:21:50 PM »

the government is willing to exempt maxwell from his charges and deport him to the great island off the coast nobody can visit if he is willing to assassinate mcjob
failure to comply will result in deportation or death

also teeos does not have a house, as senators live in an unmarked location

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« on: December 19, 2015, 04:19:23 PM »

the government would like to remind citizens not to approach, look at, or think about the giant city walls keeping them in, or the purple grid above the city in a dome like fashion