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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 04:17:21 PM »

*assassinates the president of america so that the cia can't help*

maxwell and mcjob are now being targeted
secret police and mail divisions are recommended to start hunting
state of emergency declared
the supreme leader has not been sighted, presumably dissapeared
the mobile ion cannons that do not exist and you are not seeing around the streets on tanks are targeting these two fugitives

this has been the government issued news

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 04:14:33 PM »

tuesday has been pushed to tomorrow to fit government scheduling

also the government urges the cia, mail, and secret police divisions to detain and execute mcjob
never trust someone who uses centering in government posts

redconer has fallen

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 04:10:38 PM »

the government urges that the rebels are not actually winning, rather using false advertising to encourage those to switch to their side
we have no bases in space, and that is clearly a millennium falcon, which does not exist

with the maxwell problem well under control, please continue taking your hourly pills

also tomorrow is free taco day

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 04:05:15 PM »

mcjob and redconer are now wanted by the state
anyone who does not comply is mcjob and redconer, and are urged to turn themselves in to the labor camps in the state capital
secret police will be doing house checks, be prepared with identifying documents

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 04:04:01 PM »

the senate reminds citizens that lightsabers are not real, and the duels seen near office buildings and rebel bases are not real by association
anyone wearing jedi-like robes will be shot with hollow point rounds
senatus victorium

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 03:57:59 PM »

I'll have the contact the one who's responsible for the NSA about this

redconer is now wanted for execution by the ministry of government secrets

also we support the ministry of dinosaurs representing this country's army

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 03:45:22 PM »

assign a team and assassinate the world leader
we shall annex his state and gain his resources
use the soon-to-be-killed maxwell if you wish

this has been the senate

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Drama / Re: CAM41: Continuously playing "You are an idiot, Ahaha ha!" Sound.

« on: December 19, 2015, 03:43:31 PM »

just turn off your volume are you serious

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 03:40:55 PM »

public service announcement

if you are redconer, or, due to the copious amounts of gas in your brain, believe yourself to be redconer, please report to the ministry of government secrets at once
if you do not know where it is, secret police will arrive outside to drive you

maxwell has resigned, meaning his execution will be bumped up to tomorrow

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 03:38:47 PM »

I object to this dictatorship and my rebellion will crush your puny and insignificant reign.

mcjob is now on government watchlists, kill the rebellion on sight

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 03:38:08 PM »

maxwell has been declared the new minister of tourism

long live blocklandia, torture the minister

a service will be held outside of the old factories tomorrow

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 03:35:43 PM »

*obnoxious broadcasts about Maxwell*

redconer is now on government watchlists

also the daily torturing of Maxwell will commence until this friday, where he shall be executed at the end of a long christmas parade
glory to blocklandia, glory to blocklandistan

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 03:24:29 PM »

public service announcement

the dead president, prime minister, and supreme leader have done nothing to stop maxwell, rampaging non-government issued president assassin
noncompliance with secret police or the senate means you ARE maxwell, and the government urges "self-detaining" before you are caught
do not take your hourly pills

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 03:21:07 PM »

contact your local secret police for instructions on how to murder Maxwell, "elected" presidential assassin

daily reminder that noncompliance with secret police results in being sent to the caged "circus" camps outside of town

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Off Topic / Re: DICTATORSHIP OF BLOCKLANDIA: HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY! [0 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 19, 2015, 03:16:29 PM »

ALERT TO ALL CITIZENS

this is not a government mandated drill
Maxwell, the elected presidential assassin, is going on a rampage attacking people who are not the president
this is affecting the areas of Off-Topic, Games, and General Discussion, but could be closing in
if you are a citizen in or near those areas, please grab any weapons and, whatever you do, do NOT take your government mandated hourly "safety pills" at the next hourly reminder