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Forum Games / Re: Childs Play -I updated what more do you want from me-

« on: November 05, 2013, 07:44:30 PM »

Dafaq is "Bas"???

read op u dum

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Forum Games / Re: Childs Play -I updated what more do you want from me-

« on: November 05, 2013, 07:43:01 PM »

Here have some fanfiction for lily x noah

Lilly woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one box, that vibrated every so often.

Then Lilly noticed that Noah was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Lilly thought that she would surprise Noah. Maybe even sneak up behind him and slap his cheek. That always made Noah get a boner.

Lilly crept quickly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its sullen lights, and the presents, heaped up nicely, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Noah. Kissing someone.

Lilly was so angry, she picked up a apple from a table and threw it roughly on the carpet.

They both looked around.

"Noah, you loving dragon carrot!" Lilly yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Lilly looked and then rubbed her boobs and looked again. It was Bas.

"Let me explain," Noah said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Bas here under the mistletoe."

"Damn straight." Bas said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what an loving badass kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Lilly said slowly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Why don't you join, hot stuff" Bas said. "Then we can all forget"

That seemed reasonable. Lilly went over under the mistletoe and kissed Bas

Bas was the best kisser ever, like a magical loving unicorn. Damn

"You see?" Noah said slowly and Lilly saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

This particular afternoon the cafeterias mood was mixed: gleeful (Noah) and sullen (Fang). Only two days before, Noah and Fang had met up with Ivy and Lilly at the west boys room and Lilly had taken Noahs hand and pulled him around back of the building. One thing might have led to another, but for some reason, it didn't and Noah had left abruptly, red-faced and in a horrible mood.

Fang took a swig of her soda. "Ivy told me--"

"Shut up." Noah thought he should have known better than to come here so soon after the...incident.

"She told me that Lilly told--"

"Shut up!" Noah could feel a blush starting to creep up his neck and he hunched his shoulders.

"--told her that you kissed like--"

"Shut up!"

"--like a ant eater trying to suck up an ant"

Noah made a rude gesture, then drank morosely. "She said that?"

"She did." Fang paused "I'm only telling you this for your own good."

Noah scowled.

"Well, what am I supposed to do?" he said.

"Kiss better."

"How?"

"Just...you know. Kiss."

Noah narrowed his eyes. "'You know?' How many girls have you kissed?"

"A few boys, a few girls" Fang said. "You know."

"Who?"

"People" Fang turned away to get another soda. She handed one to Noah

"Sure." Noah opened the soda and stared at it. "It's just...how do I know what to do? It thought it would be easy but it's not."

"Ask your parents. I'm sure they would have lots of tips for you."

"Shut up."

"It's a problem," Fang said. "Maybe we could..."

"Could what?"

"Maybe we could practice."

"Practice how?"

"You know," Fang said. "Practice. On each other."

The soda stopped halfway to Noah's mouth and Noah's mouth stopped halfway open. "Each other?"

"It doesn't mean anything," Fang said. "I don't want to kiss you. It's just...you know."

"Practice," Noah said.

"Yeah."

Noah really couldn't tell if this was the most stupid or most brilliant idea Fang had ever come up with. Probably stupid. He would tell Fang to forget it. But then Noah remembered Lilly pushing him away and laughing in his face.

So long as they didn't want to kiss each other. "All right, then."

Fang looked surprised. "All right."

Then they just sat there and practiced drinking for a while instead.

"Well?" Noah said finally.

Fang took one more swig and set down her soda. She scooted over. "Uh...here goes." She moved in and her face got bigger and bigger as it got closer to Noah. Noah wanted to close his eyes to block out the sight, but he thought that maybe it would be useful to see what was going on. Finally, Fang's mouth bumped up against Noah's and they mashed their lips together for a while.

It was pretty bad. Clearly, they both had a lot of work to do.

"Your nose was all squished up against mine," Noah said.

"Your lips are all rubbery," Fang said. "But you don't really kiss like ant eater."

Noah snorted. "This time, tilt your head so your big nose doesn't get in the way."

"You should open your mouth a bit and move your lips differently."

"Differently?"

"You know," Fang said. She moved in again and this time they both angled their heads. The same way.

"Ow!" Noah rubbed his nose. "Here, let me do it." He grabbed Fang by the chin to hold her still, then slanted his head for the approach. So far so good. When they made contact, Noah tried to move his lips "differently", whatever that meant. Fang's lips were sort of firm and partly open and moving in and out a bit. Noah tried to copy him.

That was definitely better. They were more in sync now and it didn't feel like a strange and impossible thing. It felt pretty good, actually. For practice.

Only it kept going on. How did you know when to stop a kiss? There didn't seem to be a good way, so Noah just pulled back finally. He got a good look at Fang gaping like a fish for a second.

"Better?" Noah said.

"Yeah, not bad." Fang rubbed the back of her mouth with her hand. "Not so rubbery this time."

"One more time," Fang said and they were kissing again. Npah opened his mouth wider this time and kissed a little deeper. Fang's mouth was wet and bitter from the soda. Noah swiped his tongue on the inside of Fang's lip and Fang put her hand on Noah's arm.

When they finally pulled away, Noah felt a bit funny. A bit embarrassed and ... funny. "All right, then," he said.

"All right." Fang moved so they weren't touching any longer. "I think we got it."

"I should go." Noah stood. His mouth was tingling and his lips felt puffy.

"See you," Fang said. He sort of glanced at Noah, then looked away.

rate 10/10

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Forum Games / Re: Childs Play -I updated what more do you want from me-

« on: November 05, 2013, 06:40:57 PM »

I mean that's pretty much it but

ok i'm thinking one-dimensionally

-help him up
-try to look for a hospital / medkit
-Walk away
-Run away
-Wonder where the kid named lilly is because they weren't here for this mess

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Forum Games / Re: Childs Play -I updated what more do you want from me-

« on: November 05, 2013, 06:37:56 PM »

Yeah, its not like you could choose to walk away, or to just stand, or to maybe help
yeah, no options at all with this update

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Off Topic / Re: Musik

« on: November 05, 2013, 06:31:44 PM »

If you want to listen to your music, listen to it, you don't need to make a topic when there is already 2 others.

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Gallery / Re: trouble in terrorist town!!

« on: November 05, 2013, 06:19:48 PM »

I can't tell if you're taking credit for the feature...

sounds like it.

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Drama / Re: Total Logic - 7 posts in a row.

« on: November 05, 2013, 12:17:05 AM »

Jesus christ
If I'm 11 and can still act somewhat more mature then him, either he has some condition or is not 14 / 16 / whatever he claims to be.

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Gallery / Re: trouble in terrorist town!!

« on: November 05, 2013, 12:10:28 AM »

Also admin weapons
why

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Gallery / Re: trouble in terrorist town!!

« on: November 04, 2013, 11:45:02 PM »

Wonderful, you use a default map, with weapons that you claim have "along the wall aiming" even though they just right click to hold it in a different posistion

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General Discussion / Re: | RUN |

« on: November 04, 2013, 11:34:40 PM »

Alright, redoing map

-Making trees have a delay before you can climb it
so you cant jump from tree to tree that easily.

-Balance out teams

-Add more obstacles / hiding places

-Marble man is making a mod for the server to replace rapemod/snugglemod

-I took all your suggestions

-Senpai / chasers will get a melee slap weapon

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Forum Games / Re: Childs Play -I updated what more do you want from me-

« on: November 04, 2013, 11:31:15 PM »

i posted

am i no one

yes

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Forum Games / Re: Childs Play -I updated what more do you want from me-

« on: November 04, 2013, 10:48:00 PM »

Where is everyone
its kinda hard to update with no one posting

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General Discussion / Re: Give us back Maps!

« on: November 04, 2013, 10:38:37 PM »

I'll sign it if you let me stab you in the throat

Its not going to happen

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General Discussion / Re: | RUN |

« on: November 04, 2013, 09:19:05 PM »

Grrr.

Grrr x2.

I thought big brother was the bear, not you.

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General Discussion / Re: | RUN |

« on: November 04, 2013, 08:53:00 PM »

Updated op, and hosting!
My in game name is seduce, so yeah