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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: October 08, 2014, 05:32:52 PM »

I was talking about SquartleTurtle...
Although, if I ask nicely...? :cookieMonster: jk
It's all peaceful here, man.

all richard no talk
Me thinks you and I need to visit doorman and find out firsthand
i am so down
Ha! You'd have to get handcuffs and restrain me!
Wait a sec...

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Off Topic / Re: Post your download speed research!
« on: October 08, 2014, 02:03:36 PM »


Meh, I get what I pay for.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: October 08, 2014, 01:34:54 PM »
I'm not showing you my richard.
I was talking about SquartleTurtle...
Although, if I ask nicely...? :cookieMonster: jk

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: October 08, 2014, 01:32:32 PM »
Has Squartle ever posted a pic or is he just all talk.
He's a shrimp richard brother
All talk and no richard

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Off Topic / Re: ebola-chan worship thread
« on: October 08, 2014, 01:04:01 PM »
Hey! Hey listen!

Ebola-chan has been with this many people.

But seriously, I heard from my semi-reliable source(my bf)that Ebola has spread to multiple countries in the EU just today. Everybody say bye to Europe!

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: October 08, 2014, 04:31:01 AM »
I finally got the motivation to put my contacts in and take off my beanie lol

I'm loving your hair. It looks so soft!

how about you learn how the loving body works

that whole "eat something" bullstuff people say to skinny kids won't make a loving difference. you act as though we don't eat. there's this miraculous thing known as a loving metabolism that keeps kids like me from gaining weight.

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Off Topic / Re: My parents have grown apart
« on: October 05, 2014, 08:34:05 PM »
My parents are currently celebrating their silver-"golden" anniversary (they were married on the 25th and it is their 25th year of marriage), but for a while I was worried that they would split up once my sister and I moved out. I worried, because I found out some *ahem* things that they did to spice up their love life.

It seems, however, that an empty nest has done nothing but strengthen their bond.

Sometimes people can't stand to be together (like my aunt and her ex), but patience from the child makes things so much smoother for everyone. Have you expressed your feelings to them?

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Off Topic / Re: Blockheads, what grinds your gears?
« on: October 05, 2014, 08:17:03 PM »
  • People that can't accept that they are wrong
  • Blatant and willful ignorance (different from above)
  • Extended car rides
  • When someone says, "Thanks, I appreciate ya."
  • Lying
  • Abuse of another living creature
  • People that don't use their god damned blinkers!

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:17:50 PM »
http://i.imgur.com/S5yrVCp.gif

The only thing anybody said was actually a half assed jab at an underweight kiddy fiddler followed by two condescending WebMD professors trying to overcomplicate the stuff out of a dumb insult in a desperate attempt to look smart, but in the process wasting everyone's time with a useless argument that is going absolutely nowhere and quickly devolved into a strawman.

Like I said, we're done here.

Oh lord... If I wasn't procrastinating right now, I'd be done.
It seems I have to spell it out for you. (I have nothing better to do today, lol)
You seem to be forgetting these:
I, myself, am tired of hearing people tell others to "eat something" when they're skinny. For me, my metabolism atomizes anything that enters my stomach. Whenever I see someone say "eat something" to anyone, it pisses me off. That's a terrible way to gain weight, fatties.
uh, actually, eating more food is the only way to gain more weight
Ye cus working out isn't an option amirite
if you work out without eating enough food you will not gain weight

no food = no gains
That is the flawed argument I pointed out in the beginning with this:
Also
wrong food = wrong gains

Unfortunately, there is a lot of readily available food that is not a suitable fit for one's metabolism.
In the end, it is all about what you eat along with how much you eat. There is a different balance for everyone.
Which lead to (after some self-explanation on motives) this:
do you disagree with the notion that eating more food will cause you to gain weight
On just that notion, yes. My boyfriend is a prime counter-example of that notion. That man used to eat one or two large meals a day (large enough to make a fat man jealous) and he was weighing about 115 lbs (also, he is 5' 10").

My point is, weight gain is not a simple matter. For some people, it is easier to lose weight than it is to gain it. Earlier, I was simply trying to correct a common assumption that is actually wrong.
There isn't even a strong strawman here, because all of the above was related to the first post you made in retaliation to ShadowsfeaR. What you're actually doing right now is throwing an ad hominem at me.

Judging by you last few posts, I'm glad you clarified with:
Metabolism is really not that complicated at all, it just means you need to work out more and by extension you need to eat more. You keep saying 'eat more' is terrible advice when it's fundamentally not. It's not complete advice, but at the end of the day nobody was even giving advice, it was a random pass at a random dude online. I have fast metabolism, I understand metabolism. Metabolism or no metabolism, your gains come from your food. This is non-negotiable. You might lose it to metabolism if you don't work out, but it still comes from the food you eat.
Which is pretty much what I said at the beginning.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: October 01, 2014, 12:22:06 PM »
that's all anybody was saying. the rest is irrelevant fact-flexing which nobody actually cares about. we're done here.

The only thing anybody was saying on the matter was you insisting that solving weight gain problems is just eating more; and me (with two others) telling you you're wrong.

Tenshi, I bet you would look cuter with cheeks that are more full.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:44:23 AM »
do you disagree with the notion that eating more food will cause you to gain weight
On just that notion, yes. My boyfriend is a prime counter-example of that notion. That man used to eat one or two large meals a day (large enough to make a fat man jealous) and he was weighing about 115 lbs (also, he is 5' 10").

My point is, weight gain is not a simple matter. For some people, it is easier to lose weight than it is to gain it. Earlier, I was simply trying to correct a common assumption that is actually wrong.

I need to ask raven to start eating more fruit
Pineapples! Omg, pineapples are the best.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:27:12 AM »
Maybe you should get your context right before you go around point out stuff as wrong. It might help with the smart-ass syndrome.
Oh, excuse me.
uh, actually, eating more food is the only way to gain more weight
Unfortunately, there is a lot of readily available food that is not a suitable fit for one's metabolism.
In the end, it is all about what you eat along with how much you eat. There is a different balance for everyone.
if you work out without eating enough food you will not gain weight

no food = no gains
Also
wrong food = wrong gains
Is that better? Or, did I miss something?

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:13:20 AM »
Sorry, next time we'll say "Hit the gym scrawny mcgee" or 'Eat something, that is nutritiously beneficial for your health". Is that a better tier of insult for you?

Like lol
Well if you haven't noticed by now, when someone is wrong (or even slightly wrong) and they try to defend it, I like to step in and say something.

My father, whom isn't a doctor by any means, diagnosed is as "smart-ass syndrome". I think he is right.

-insert splooge joke here-
You could more protein in your diet. :cookieMonster:

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:49:33 AM »
if you work out without eating enough food you will not gain weight

no food = no gains
Also
wrong food = wrong gains

Unfortunately, there is a lot of readily available food that is not a suitable fit for one's metabolism.
In the end, it is all about what you eat along with how much you eat. There is a different balance for everyone.

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Drama / Re: Yeah my bad
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:43:53 AM »
It would have been better to just slowly creep back into society, and only bring this up if it's being openly discussed.
/agree

But, going almost a full year without posting is a good way to make sure people forget about you. Lol

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