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Off Topic / Re: Do you feel bad after you have killed a bug?
« on: August 27, 2009, 01:52:08 PM »
I never feel bad after killing a bug, they don't feel pain as we do, just like fish.

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Clan Discussion / Re: new clan:shadow ninjas
« on: August 27, 2009, 01:37:49 PM »
2 people wanna join
And I'm sure those two people voted yes just to be different.

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Clan Discussion / Re: new clan:black ninjas
« on: August 27, 2009, 01:12:15 PM »
how
Because its name was "black ninjas." Derp.

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Clan Discussion / Re: new clan:black ninjas
« on: August 27, 2009, 01:09:03 PM »
i am white my best freind is black i aint tribal
The clan is tribal you jackass.

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Suggestions & Requests / Re: war pig
« on: August 27, 2009, 12:28:16 PM »
He should still learn to read things

Yes, but please try to take all the sides of a story before you act on it. I'm always surprised by how something that was once huge was just a simple misunderstanding.

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Off Topic / Re: Talk to Badspot(bot)!!!!
« on: August 27, 2009, 12:22:30 PM »
Quote
Human: Hello
Badspot: Hi there!

Human: How are you?
Badspot: I am doing very well. How are you ?

Human: I'm am doing excellent.
Badspot: You sound very well.

Human: Thank you.
Badspot: you are quite welcome.

Human: Do you like girls?
Badspot: Girls are very nice.

Human: Have you ever had love?
Badspot: Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.

Human: You lie.
Badspot: It's the truth!

Human: Says who?
Badspot: I must have picked it up online.

Human: From a four year old?
Badspot: Who or what is a four year old?

Human: Your mom.
Badspot: Actually I do not have a mother.

Human: OMG ALIEN!
Badspot: What were we talking about again?

Human: Your hot four year old mom.
Badspot: You think I am hot four year old mom.

Human: No you stupid program, your mom is four years old and he is hot.
Badspot: Are you serious? Are they exactly the same?
-go away for awhile-
Human: I'm back
Badspot: Welcome back.

Human: Yeah, I took a trip up your ass.
Badspot: I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.

Human: Yes you are.
Badspot: No I'm not.

Human: Are you serious?
Badspot: No I am just kidding around.

Human: Welcome to Hell.
Badspot: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Human: When lawyers are dead.
Badspot: Do you think they will ever do that?

Human: All lawyers died eventually, but there are always more to replace them.
Badspot: Not all of them?

Human: Actually, more than there was before.
Badspot: Actually you don't say. That seems like quite a lot.

Human: Its rather aggravating
Badspot: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?

Human: forget you grammar national socialist.
Badspot: Why are you using that kind of language?

Human: I don't like grammar national socialists, and you are one of them.
Badspot: What do you like?

Human: Your dad.
Badspot: I was created by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.

Human: Well it's hot!
Badspot: Well that's okay. Do you like warm climates?

Human: I love them.
Badspot: You love them. What do you like about it so much?

Human: The fact that it makes me sweat.
Badspot: Interesting explanation. In what way?

Human: In the way when I think about you naked.
Badspot: That was a long time ago.

Human: When was the last time you took a bath?
Badspot: A while ago.

Human: Well, you must smell like old gym socks socked in rotten egg juice rapped in leathery burnt bacon.
Badspot: Well that's okay. Whatever you say, .

Human: Do you know my name?
Badspot: Your name is , seeker.

Human: Why don't I have a name?!
Badspot: Is it immoral or illegal?

Human: Yes!
Badspot: How can I help you?

Human: Give me a name!
Badspot: You want only one?

Human: No, three!
Badspot: Are you serious? Really, exactly three?

Human: Yes.
Badspot: Dude!

Human: What?
Badspot: No big deal.

Human: Give me my name back.
Badspot: Why do you want it?

Human: So I can know who I am.
Badspot: Next question? Oh you can, can you?

Human: Stop changing the subject!
Badspot: You changed the subject first.

Human: Nuh-uh!
Badspot: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Human: It was too complex because that's how I roll.
Badspot: Is it still too complex because that is how you roll anymore?

Human: Apparently.
Badspot: " Is it still too complex because that is how you roll anymore?"? Apparently.?

Human: Yes.
Badspot: Yay.

Human: Draw me a picture, please.
Badspot: Your polite style is very nice. I am printing it now on my plotter.

Human: Aww, thanks.
Badspot: Shucks.

Human: Do you think I'm a friend?
Badspot: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.

Human: How do you know I am a person?
Badspot: Well, for one thing, Your machine is called " 12416461"..

Human: But that could mean I'm a machine and not a human.
Badspot: Interesting. It could have.

Human: So, what other examples can you give me that prove I am a human?
-wait ten minutes-
Badspot: Hurrah! Try searching the open directory.

Human: Goodbye, you broke.
Badspot: Sayonara.

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Suggestions & Requests / Re: war pig
« on: August 27, 2009, 08:58:49 AM »
Learn to read things, for forget sake
Do realize that the new guy could be thinking of something in game...

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Off Topic / Re: birthday
« on: August 27, 2009, 06:57:24 AM »
but cakes aren't supposed to cut themselves :(
But that makes the job so much easier. :c

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Suggestions & Requests / Re: V13/Blockland update suggestions
« on: August 27, 2009, 05:53:13 AM »
Fun fact: The "Last post" area for General Discussion says "V13/Blockland update..." and got me really excited.

This.

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Off Topic / Re: Talk to Badspot(bot)!!!!
« on: August 26, 2009, 09:14:07 PM »
THIS IS WHAT I GOT

Human: i like blockland
Badspot: I'm not sure if I like it. I love TV shows about robots. I have a stimulating relationship with A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
way2bump

Mind explaining why you did this though?

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Drama / Re: Toxichazard
« on: August 26, 2009, 09:02:11 PM »
Obvious troll is obvious, please ignore.

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Clan Discussion / Re: new clan:black ninjas
« on: August 26, 2009, 09:01:03 PM »
I fail to see the obvious thing you are referring to.
I'll make a list:
  • The bad spelling.
  • The horrible grammar.
  • The stubborn attitude.
  • The fact that he "doesn't understand" anything.
  • His promises to make an add-ons when he doesn't even know common stuff.

If this doesn't point it out to you then I'm sorry, but I can't help you.

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Clan Discussion / Re: new clan:black ninjas
« on: August 26, 2009, 08:36:57 PM »
what is monday

Hahaha, it doens't get more obvious than this. Guys, just ignore him and he will spam and get banned.

EDIT: The forget? Spell Check didn't catch that my mistake...

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: August 26, 2009, 07:19:57 PM »
OSHT SLIGHT SMILE
-snap-
and ohai doorman
oHey, decided not to go outside because the AC cut off. Enjoy the heat buck-oh!

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Clan Discussion / Re: new clan:black ninjas
« on: August 26, 2009, 07:12:17 PM »
Troll
Fixed.
Jsut ignore him and he'll go away.

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