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Off Topic / plan for the apocaplypse

« on: July 23, 2018, 09:16:13 PM »

when the inevitable(?) apocalypse happens, it is useful to have a plan ready

its also useful to share this plan with others so we can steal your idea organize and form a post-apocalyptic gang

my plan involves not dying

also not to stock up on gold. why would you want gold in the apocalypse. it doesn't do anything. its just heavy as richard. why would that be used as currency

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Off Topic / does badspot still take letters

« on: July 14, 2018, 10:39:45 AM »

if you send a letter containing $10 to badspot will he send a letter back with the key written on it?

i have to know

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Off Topic / yo how do you feel about candy corn

« on: June 09, 2018, 08:39:10 PM »

i've been eating a lot of candy corn and related goods as a means to energize myself with its extreme sugariness

it's very sweet. thats my opinion but i still eat it anyways

this may or may not be cannibalism

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Off Topic / why is gold valuable?

« on: April 22, 2018, 08:42:06 AM »

why is gold a valuable material? its just really shiny...

why is gold considered valuable and precious and not something else

the thought occured to me when i questioned the value of gold

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Off Topic / a psa about the importance of q's

« on: April 20, 2018, 08:04:09 PM »

as all of you know, the japanese form of 'lol' ie laughter is to spam lots of w's in a line

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

i declare that the equivalent for heartbreaking moments should be nothing else than the q

the simple phrase 'qq' means 'tears' as if your heartstrings were being pulled out of your chest by rusty dentistry tools and being strung through the world's smallest violin

anytime you read that something really sad happened online like the death of boomerangdog or of somebody's tale of tearful and obnoxious woe or some other extremely tragic event, please respond with 'qq' to show your genuine sympathy and sorrow
or if it really matters, a string of q's. qqqqqqqqqqq

this has been a psa

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Off Topic / i miss the tuna jar...

« on: February 18, 2018, 09:21:04 AM »

remember when the times were old and the memes were simple? when the biggest joke was the classic tuna jar, a perfect mixture of toilet humor and real professional documentation. when the biggest trouble at the time were underage forumers and bad server hosts, rather than the entirety of the forums shutting down and the world potentially exploding. when there was REAL news instead of [news] all the time

remember those times? do you miss those times?

(also there weren't any badly done args back then so thats already a step up)






oh and if you have no clue what i'm yammering about read this

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Off Topic / what is a sandwich

« on: December 18, 2017, 11:25:40 PM »

what do you consider a sandwich

for reference, i consider a sandwich to be something between two pieces of bread that can be sliced in half
i also consider poptarts a sandwich

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Off Topic / search - why is animal farm the example

« on: December 12, 2017, 03:50:28 PM »

over the last 30 seconds i have racked my brain as to why george orwells animal farm is the example used in the search page

e.g. Orwell "Animal Farm" -movie

why this

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Off Topic / laptop fan whirring

« on: December 02, 2017, 06:52:29 PM »

long story short theres a laptop and its fan is making an obnoxiously concerning whirring sound that sounds like somebody put rocks in a blender

tell me how to fix it short of attacking it with a hammer forums

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Off Topic / when does christmas season begin

« on: November 13, 2017, 06:37:49 PM »

i was going to make a topic about the christmas season beginning but then i realized i didn't know when it actually begun

so lets find out

i know they're already playing christmas music at least

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Off Topic / resontes theory on spice🔥

« on: October 23, 2017, 04:38:02 PM »

my theory is that the polar opposite of 🔥spiciness🔥, the taste that primarily burns people, is mintiness.

hear me out

mintiness is all about coldness and chills, and spiciness is all about heat and burning
hence: polar opposites

if you eat spicy food and breath mints you'll probably get a tornado in your mouth



just try to prove me wrong on this one

note: you cant

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Off Topic / richard accident sperm question

« on: September 05, 2017, 03:08:30 PM »

if by some tragic event your snake was chopped off, what would happen if you pissed? what would happen if you came? would it still come out? how?

this is a medical science question that needs to be answered

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Off Topic / off topic nearing 100k topics

« on: July 27, 2017, 11:26:02 PM »

wow

also to note, in july 2017 900+ topics were made, and since off topic is the most popular board, we should be reaching that goal pretty soon

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Off Topic / THE 7/7/7 DAY IS UPON US

« on: July 07, 2017, 08:48:34 AM »

yes, just like last year's 6/6/6 day, now it is time to celebrate the 7/7/7 day

cause you see, it is the seventh day (7) of the seventh month (july) of the 2017th year (also a 7)

anyone who says its 7/7/17 or any thing like that is a hater and should be ignored and publicly ridiculed >:(

what a lucky jackpot

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General Discussion / tdm minigames

« on: June 20, 2017, 06:51:13 PM »

i'm trying out this thing where theres a slayer tdm with a very simple map and playstyle, and then every few rounds, it changes completely to another map and playstyle
and each round is like 1-2 minutes so its short as the richardens

sort of like if you got those simple gamemodes like boulder dash or spear spleef and put them into a server that put it on a cycle but tdm-based



useful for all those niche tdm ideas that would be too boring to dedicate an entire server to



ex: of tdm maps

it's being hosted right now in a test

hosting isnt working. i dunno why
i should figure that out or something