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i know you need at least 20 exp in the Locksmithing skill to get to the next level

you can try busting the lock, busting the key out, learning how to use a lockpick...

3797
Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 294]
« on: May 02, 2017, 07:10:39 AM »
welcome to generic day 294 may i take your order

3798
Please let natural selection happen
i guess this can be considered natural selection



why a whale?

3799
i feel like there's going to be a documentary about this whole thing soon

3800
Forum Games / +_+: progress ad venture
« on: May 01, 2017, 09:25:07 PM »
alternatively, captchalogue the captcha to bypass this captcha
no hes just gonna get another captcha and thats that


you're not quite sure what the metaphysical repercussions of that maybe

you guess it would be sort of like dividing by zero

but quite frankly

you don't really want to find out



































carry the captcha with you until you find someone who can solve this absolute mystery.


you just tuck it under your arm.

it's about as heavy as a poster. that is to say, not heavy at all

that's a rather convenient way of carrying your flag of ad flag of ad flags or whatever it was, you think























































use loose end of red tape to fashion a whip for self defense




you fashion yourself a sturdy whip.

it reeks of bureaucracy.

the hat only adds to your indiana jones look























































use the whip to motivate workers who show no respect for the company
now this is how you manage


now you can literally whip your workers into shape

you can't wait to see someone slacking off now




























































that is, if you can, you know, find anyone































































also make sure its a fashionable whip


done and done
































































Find somebody else to solve the captcha for you.


okay.

right now you're in the lower offices. or at least, you figure that that's what its called, considering that it's an office space and its lower.

it's much quieter here than before. there are slight rumblings audible from beneath you, probably from some factory department or something.

you should probably... go??? pick a direction, maybe?



inventory:

usb
phone
bag of guns and bats
cigarettes 10/12
red tape whip
captcha'd flag ad ad flag man door car door hook hand

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Off Topic / Re: night discussion topic i guess [night 346]
« on: May 01, 2017, 09:11:26 PM »
its always day somewhere duuuuuuuuuuuuude

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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 293]
« on: May 01, 2017, 09:02:08 PM »
nobody is

3803
Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 293]
« on: May 01, 2017, 07:09:36 AM »
welcome to day 293

one week and it'll be 300

3804
Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 292]
« on: April 30, 2017, 03:33:38 PM »
need i remind you all that its day right now???

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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 292]
« on: April 30, 2017, 11:52:21 AM »
here we are, day 292

getting closer to the incrediblous day 300

3806
Off Topic / Re: night discussion topic i guess [night 344]
« on: April 30, 2017, 01:22:54 AM »
eat them to gain their powers

3807
Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 291]
« on: April 29, 2017, 07:36:15 PM »
they always have very... interesting cariacatures

3808
i've never gotten my things stolen or my tent set on fire or a sandwich with nothing but cheese on a camping trip
not YET

3809
golly, you think?
I think this is supposed to be sarcasm but uh

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Off Topic / Re: cake day (don't tell conan!!)
« on: April 29, 2017, 02:36:54 PM »

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