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Off Topic / Re: cake day (don't tell conan!!)
« on: April 29, 2017, 01:14:29 PM »April 29th is the best birthday!if your parents enjoy 4th of july love maybe
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Off Topic / Re: Fyre Festival 2017: Ja Rule takes direct action and imprisons the bourgeoisie
« on: April 29, 2017, 01:12:44 PM »3813
Off Topic / Re: cake day (don't tell conan!!)
« on: April 29, 2017, 12:57:03 PM »nonononono dont i need more time to capture and eat himbe sure to use a lasso
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Off Topic / Re: cake day (don't tell conan!!)
« on: April 29, 2017, 12:29:42 PM »
why are we keeping this from conan
should i ask him why we're keeping metario's cake day a secret from him
should i ask him why we're keeping metario's cake day a secret from him
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Off Topic / Re: BLF Makes a Language
« on: April 29, 2017, 11:19:18 AM »
every single word in the language is "ass" but it each word differs on the way you say it
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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 291]
« on: April 29, 2017, 08:55:58 AM »
welcome to generic weekend day 291
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Off Topic / Re: hey i gotta make at least one birthday thread right
« on: April 28, 2017, 05:22:06 PM »
if theres a birthday can there also be a deathday
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Off Topic / Re: The one and only Bootleg Megathread
« on: April 28, 2017, 03:15:15 PM »
can i make a bootleg of this thread
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Forum Games / +_+: progress ad venture
« on: April 28, 2017, 01:51:03 PM »captchalogue the flag and put it into your sylladex
but before you go....
you CAPTCHATOLOGUE the AD FLAG OF FLAG ADS into your SYLLADEX.
wish you could do this but you can't get past the captcha
or, at least, you would, if you could get past this new-fangled captcha system
you silently curse the world's prejudice against robots under your nonexistant breath
well. where will you go now?
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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] music festival for rich people; a disaster !
« on: April 28, 2017, 10:21:48 AM »
its gonna end up like gilligans island
not that ive ever watched it but STILL
not that ive ever watched it but STILL
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Off Topic / Re: looking for a certain gaming mouse commercial
« on: April 28, 2017, 10:02:49 AM »
i totally know what you're talking about
that pistol fires a bullet
a whole bullet, shell casing and all
that pistol fires a bullet
a whole bullet, shell casing and all
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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] Delta passenger kicked off plane for using the bathroom
« on: April 28, 2017, 09:46:44 AM »
do toilets in the plane have any safety features
like maybe handles or straps or a seatbelt to make sure you dont go flying
like maybe handles or straps or a seatbelt to make sure you dont go flying
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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 290]
« on: April 28, 2017, 09:22:48 AM »
well, its official
people like the name "clique" more than the name "league"
day 290
people like the name "clique" more than the name "league"
day 290
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Off Topic / Re: night discussion topic i guess [night 342]
« on: April 28, 2017, 02:14:18 AM »
if theres such a thing as "golden oldies", what are the silver oldies
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Forum Games / +_+: progress ad venture
« on: April 28, 2017, 01:21:37 AM »something something flag ad
oh hell
pat yourself on the back for making the best flag known to adbot kind
it's not so much a flag anymore as it is a billboard.
Check inventory and eat the thing that's on the last spot
inventory:
usb
phone
cigarettes 10/12
bag o' guns/bats
megaphone
you know what you must do.
come on just gotta get it in there
gulp.
then realize it was a mistake and attempt to cough it up for 10 minutes
you then realize that it was a terrible idea and you attempt to cough it up.
because it's a megaphone, each cough is as loud as the richardens
after a lot of struggling, you finally manage to cough it out like some sort of anthromorphic sparrow bird or whatever bird it is that regurgitates its food
after that eat it again
anything worth doing once is worth doing twice, right?
repeat and begin the cycle 2.0
you repeat this process several times for your own amusement.
the repeated consumption and regurgitations reduce it to a melted hunk of plastic and slag. nice job
it emanates a slight bit of heat from your innards. it's kind of gross
but then realize that you have to go back to working
as fun as this little venture was, you should really be going back to work.
you guess you'll have to find a stairwell or elevator or something out of this area
climb red tape
or you could do that.
you feel a slight twinge from up the string
so, uh, guess thats not an option
have fun finding another way back!
maybe one single string shouldn't be used to hold up an ad bot
more soon