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« on: September 01, 2009, 05:30:14 PM »
You: RAWRRR
Stranger: Hello mortal
Stranger: I am God
You: :D
Stranger: Bow before me
You: yo waddup der omnipotent dude
Stranger: Ask me anything... for I know all...
You: ok :D
You: got milk?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I USE IT TO MAKE FAKE CHESE
You: good stuff
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
You: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: FAKE CHEESE
You: D:
Stranger: MMMFAKECHEESETASTESGOOD
You: REAL CHEESE
Stranger: NOOOOO
You: REEAALLLCHEESE
Stranger: NOT REAL CHEESE!!!
Stranger: WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOONE?
Stranger: YOU'VE KILLED ME
Stranger: AAAAA
You: REAL ORGANIC CHEESE MUHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: I'M MEEEEELTING
Stranger: MELLLLLLTING
Stranger: MELLTING I TELL YOU MELLTING
Stranger: Splurble
Stranger: warble
You: hmmm
Stranger: slosh
Stranger: splup
You: melting perhaps?
Stranger: We are sorry to inform you that i are dead
Stranger: srsly
You: n'awww D:
Stranger: stop hangin round
Stranger: im dead
Stranger: D
Stranger: E
Stranger: A
Stranger: D
Stranger: you aint got no alibi
You: period
Stranger: you dead
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you dead
Stranger: or i dead
Stranger: what ever
You: i can't die tho!
You: i'm an entity
You: D:
You: entities can die?
You: faack
You: hmm
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: oh wait im dead
Stranger: dammn
You: what's it like to be dead then?
Stranger: well..
Stranger: I'm GOD
You: i've always wondered
Stranger: ive allways lived in heaven
Stranger: so..
Stranger: crap
Stranger: its crap
You: it must be
Stranger: there are just a load of fricken angels!
Stranger: singing
Stranger: all
Stranger: the
Stranger: time
You: duude
Stranger: theyre not even hot angels
Stranger: theyre like...
Stranger: aliens
Stranger: with two heads
You: D:
Stranger: and it gets tiering walkin on clouds all the time
Stranger: i think im gonna commit post-mortem Self Delete
You: how?
You: you are imortal?
Stranger: yeah...
You: hang on
Stranger: but...
Stranger: im god i can do anything
Stranger: ha
Stranger: chew on that
You: you could implode on yourself i guess
Stranger: stick that up your pipe and smoke it!!!!
You: =/
You: no thanks dude
You: D:
You: i think i'll leave it where it is
Stranger: right
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I'm a busy man
Stranger: you know.. being God
You: yeah
Stranger: so i better...
Stranger: go
Stranger: wash
Stranger: my
You: alright then
Stranger: beans
Stranger: okay
You: beans need washin'
Stranger: you hang up first!!!
You: noooo
You: you go, you're GOD
Stranger: okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
my best one so far methinks :D