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Clan Discussion / Re: THOT PATROL
« on: March 20, 2017, 12:12:19 AM »
I'm in contact with thots on a daily basis and i don't mind them one bit.

Yeah i said it. Go ahead, sue me. I've got a great lawyer, his name is lenny.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Metalliku]
« on: March 19, 2017, 07:21:00 PM »
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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Metalliku]
« on: March 19, 2017, 07:20:17 PM »


Turn 36 Results





Agent Legit 22 hurls an incendiary grenade at Ice Warrior I & II. It detonates, inflicting 90(+50%) fire-element damage and inflicting 'Napalm'.

Nix the Glaceon + TableSalt draws a flyswatter, raising it to the sky spectacularly! Tablesalt sets it on fire, before nix slams it against Metalliku's face. Inflicting 110(+50%) fire-element damage.

ReddBoi drops a mini-nuke on Metalliku. Inflicting 150(-30%) bomb-element damage.

SWAT One fires the Railgun at Metalliku. Inflicting 300(-30%) physical damage.

Failbros2 flies in a squadron of bombers, which drop in a load of napalm over all enemies. Inflicting 140(+50%) fire-element damage.

Marios calls upon the Succubus Mage to feed on the Ice Crystal.

The Succubus Mage appears, quickly tackling the Ice Crystal to the ground, quickly proceeding to 'Feed' on it. The display is heavily erotic, and she drains 400 HP from the crystal before dissapearing.

Redconer grabs a blowtorch before torching Ice Warrior I. Inflicting 120(+50%) fire-element damage.

ZeUberMedic starts building a massive howitzer.

TheMrDoors waits for somebody to revive him.

Nicepoint continues building the space station.

Bloo Kirby the 2nd cannot upgrade his flamethrower because he is dead.

JamesH starts learning how to create a war axe, by also visiting the library. (seems like it has everything).

Shinyarceus4 summons 'Ifrit'.

CRITAWAKETS summons a defensive barrier, which will allow all players to block one incoming attack.

Microsoft EDGE pours a bucket of antifreeze all over Metalliku. This particular type of liquid does not resonate as a water-element attack and deals 150 damage.

Copy 1 & 2 mark Copy Kirby R and Marios as 'Protected'.

The Goliath Tank fires it's 'Phalanx Autocannon' at Metalliku. Inflicting 120, 110, and 130 PIERCING damage.

The Treadnaught fires a 'Rocket Bullet' at the Ice Crystal. Inflicting 50(-30%) bomb-element damage.

The Carrier deploys another 'Fighter Squadron'.

Fighter Squadron I unleashes a 'Laser Swarm' upon Metalliku. Inflicting 65(-30%) magical damage.

The Light Battleship fires a 'Bombardment'. Dealing 200(-30% bomb-element damage to all enemies.

Pepsi Man vigorously 'Jerks his pepsi bottle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'. Which dazes Metalliku.

NINTH BOSS

Metalliku
An ice elemental with incredible power. His attacks can 'Freeze'
1356/3000
Afflicted with 'Icy Body'
(Heals when hit by ice-element or water-element attacks. This applies to friendly fire as well)
Afflicted with 'Extinguishing Ice'
(Cannot be afflicted by 'On Fire' or 'Napalm')
Afflicted with 'Frigidness'
(Takes 50% more damage from fire-element attacks)
Afflicted with 'Hard Ice'
(Takes 30% less damage from all non fire sources. Is always classified as an armored entity)
Afflicted with 'Dazed'
(Attacks have their target randomized. May attack allies by mistake)

Metalliku casts a massive hailstorm, which will sustain for a few turns.
Multiple balls of hail impact metalliku, healing him for 200 HP.

He becomes dazed immediately after from the cringe-worthy sight of pepsi man jacking his pepsi bottle.


BOSS MINIONS

Ice Crystal
A magical crystal which can cast a wide variety of ice magic. Can attack metalliku.
394/1500
Afflicted with 'Extinguishing Ice'
(Cannot be afflicted by 'On Fire' or 'Napalm')
Afflicted with 'Frigidness'
(Takes 50% more damage from fire-element attacks)
Afflicted with 'Hard Ice'
(Takes 30% less damage from all non fire sources. Is always classified as an armored entity)
Afflicted with 'Elemental Immunity: Ice'
(Takes no damage from ice-element attacks)

The Ice Crystal fires a beam of energy at Failbros2. The personal barrier negates the attack but consumes itself.

Ice Warrior I
Magical servant dedicated to lifelong obediance towards metalliku. Can launch icy missiles and form frigid shields. Will not attack metalliku. They are immune to 'On Fire' but CAN be afflicted with 'Napalm'.
475/1000
Afflicted with 'Hard Ice'
(Takes 30% less damage from all non fire sources. Is always classified as an armored entity)
Afflicted with 'Elemental Immunity: Ice'
(Takes no damage from ice-element attacks)
Afflicted with 'Frigidness'
(Takes 50% more damage from fire-element attacks)
Afflicted with 'Napalm'
(Takes 10% of it's maximum health as fire-element damage every cycle)

The ice warrior launches a frigid missile at CRITAWAKETS. The personal barrier negates it but consumes itself.

Ice Warrior II
Magical servants dedicated to lifelong obediance towards metalliku. Can launch icy missiles and form frigid shields. Will not attack metalliku. They are immune to 'On Fire' but CAN be afflicted with 'Napalm'.
655/1000
Afflicted with 'Hard Ice'
(Takes 30% less damage from all non fire sources. Is always classified as an armored entity)
Afflicted with 'Elemental Immunity: Ice'
(Takes no damage from ice-element attacks)
Afflicted with 'Frigidness'
(Takes 50% more damage from fire-element attacks)
Afflicted with 'Napalm'
(Takes 10% of it's maximum health as fire-element damage every cycle)

The ice warrior charges at Redconer. The personal barrier negates the attack but consumes itself.


[Cycle News]


The factories retrofit, the hanger, and the SVRDS is finished.

Bloo Kirby the 2nd, and TheMrDoors are dead!

The space station will be constructed in 3 turns.






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Forum Games / Re: Ban the User above you
« on: March 19, 2017, 05:55:08 PM »
User was banned for being perfect.

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I'm going to ceace doing any updates to this, so it's up to failbros and marios to update this thing. Feel free to revert back to the original style.

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>Xexal: Just as you begin to accept your fate, realize that the door to floor 11 is still open. You can still make it! Swim through the entrance and try to reach the tunnel you fell through, it's no doubt not flooded and still providing air.

If possible, try to take jason with you. No reason to leave him to die if there is a chance he may survive.

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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Metalliku]
« on: March 19, 2017, 05:40:38 PM »
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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Metalliku]
« on: March 19, 2017, 04:03:27 PM »
sorry, i've been caught up in alot of things lately. I should be able to get around to an update.

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Forum Games / Re: Make a story using only images
« on: March 13, 2017, 06:53:03 PM »

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[NUZZ] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Metalliku]
« on: March 12, 2017, 05:04:15 AM »
Cast a 2 turn (if possible) Hailstorm

I'll allow it. Though the self-healing you gain from it will be considerably lower then the hailstorm casted by the ice crystal.

This provides incentive to attack the ice crystal as the amount of healing it brings you is FAR higher then you could ever manage for self-sustenance

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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Metalliku]
« on: March 11, 2017, 09:08:34 PM »
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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Metalliku]
« on: March 11, 2017, 09:08:09 PM »


Turn 35 Results





Reddboi plays poker against and defeats Metalliku. Inflicting 85 esteem damage.

Redconer dons the 'Winter Gear'.

Rabbot32 rejoins the players! Unleashing a barrage of gunfire at Metalliku. Inflicting 90(-30%) physical damage.

Failbros2 unleashes a wave of fire from his flamethrower, hitting all enemies for 110(+50%) fire-element damage.

Nicepoint leaps into the planets orbit. Beginning the construction of a space station.

SWAT One freezes the 'Railgun'. Turning it into a superconductor. He loads a shell and takes aim..

TableSalt hurls a group of variously colored fireballs at Metalliku. Inflicting 130(+50%) fire-element damage.

Bloo Kirby the 2nd draws a (somehow silenced) flamethrower. Unleashing a torrent of fire at the Ice Crystal. Inflicting 120(+80%) fire-element damage.

JamesH goes on an epic journey to learn the arts of pyromancy. And by that i mean he just goes to the library.

Agent Legit 22 shoots at Metalliku whilst still inside the hole, inflicting 80(-30%) physical damage.

Nix the Glaceon wakes the forget up, getting back into action.

Marios fires a controlled burst of fire from his flamethrower, setting Metalliku 'On Fire', whilst also inflicting 100(+50%) fire-element damage.
Metalliku resists the debuff, revealing a hidden buff. 'Extinguishing Ice'.

Shinyarceus4 hurls a very large fireball at Metalliku. Inflicting 130(+50%) fire-element damage.

Space1255 blasts Metalliku with a Masenko Wave. Inflicting 115(-30%) magic damage.

Copy Kirby R casts 'Summon Copy'. Creating a pair of Copies.

TheMrDoors dies. That's it, he just dies apparently.

0rez 'Feasts' on Metalliku. However, due to stacking damage reductions due to 'Hard Ice' and 'Feast'. The attack deals absolutely no damage.

The Goliath Tank fires a 'High-Explosive MLRS' at the Ice Crystal. Inflicting 150(-30%) bomb-element damage.

The Treadnaught fires a 'Spreading Bullet'. Inflicting 60(-30%) physical damage to all enemies.

Solgaleo delivers a 'Metal Claw' strike. Inflicting 90(-30%) physical damage.

Fighter Squadron unleash a 'Laser Swarm' upon Metalliku. Inflicting 45(-30%) magic damage.

Pepsi Man uses 'Pepsi Throw'. Chucking a bottle of pepsi at Metalliku. The impact inflicting 50(-30%) physical damage.

NINTH BOSS

Metalliku
An ice elemental with incredible power. His attacks can 'Freeze'
2539/3000
Afflicted with 'Icy Body'
(Heals when hit by ice-element or water-element attacks. This applies to friendly fire as well)
Afflicted with 'Extinguishing Ice'
(Cannot be afflicted by 'On Fire' or 'Napalm')
Afflicted with 'Frigidness'
(Takes 50% more damage from fire-element attacks)
Afflicted with 'Hard Ice'
(Takes 30% less damage from all non fire sources. Is always classified as an armored entity)

Metalliku summons a pair of Ice Warriors.


BOSS MINIONS

Ice Crystal
A magical crystal which can cast a wide variety of ice magic. Can attack metalliku.
1179/1500
Afflicted with 'Extinguishing Ice'
(Cannot be afflicted by 'On Fire' or 'Napalm')
Afflicted with 'Frigidness'
(Takes 50% more damage from fire-element attacks)
Afflicted with 'Hard Ice'
(Takes 30% less damage from all non fire sources. Is always classified as an armored entity)
Afflicted with 'Elemental Immunity: Ice'
(Takes no damage from ice-element attacks)

The ice crystal casts a 'Hailstorm'. Raining ice down upon both sides relentlessly. Bloo Kirby the 2nd and Solgaleo get their heads bashed in by massive balls of ice. Metalliku heals 700 HP from the attack, while the crystal itself takes no damage at all.

Ice Warrior I
Magical servant dedicated to lifelong obediance towards metalliku. Can launch icy missiles and form frigid shields. Will not attack metalliku. They are immune to 'On Fire' but CAN be afflicted with 'Napalm'.
1000/1000
Afflicted with 'Hard Ice'
(Takes 30% less damage from all non fire sources. Is always classified as an armored entity)
Afflicted with 'Elemental Immunity: Ice'
(Takes no damage from ice-element attacks)
Afflicted with 'Frigidness'
(Takes 50% more damage from fire-element attacks)

Ice Warrior II
Magical servants dedicated to lifelong obediance towards metalliku. Can launch icy missiles and form frigid shields. Will not attack metalliku. They are immune to 'On Fire' but CAN be afflicted with 'Napalm'.
1000/1000
Afflicted with 'Hard Ice'
(Takes 30% less damage from all non fire sources. Is always classified as an armored entity)
Afflicted with 'Elemental Immunity: Ice'
(Takes no damage from ice-element attacks)
Afflicted with 'Frigidness'
(Takes 50% more damage from fire-element attacks)


[Cycle News]


The factories retrofit, the hanger, and the SVRDS will be finished in 1 turn.

Bloo Kirby the 2nd, and TheMrDoors are dead!

The space station will be constructed in 4 turns.






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Player Actions

NotBomberguy
4

You tell the crew of the megatank that so many guns must be compensating for something. Your statement damages their self-esteem, causing 80 damage (somehow).

JamesH
Arming crusaders

You order a pair of energy swords from an interstellar cargo company. Your shipment will arrive in two turns.

Rabbot32
Landed tails

You ask the grim reaper for a favor. To leave hell. He tells you to forget off. Guess you're still stuck down here.

TableSalt
Landed heads

You ask the grim reaper for a favor. To leave hell. He agrees and lets you leave hell, while Rabbot32 rages in the distance at TableSalt getting to leave but not him.

Redconer
6(5+1)

You prepare an electro-magnetic pulse. shinyarceus4 assists, charging the pulse to maximum power. The resulting blast completely disables the enemy tank for this turn. Somehow redconer cuts himself too.

DELL
5

You climb into the main barrel of the tank and proceed to shank the crew. You are able to inflict 95 damage before they force you back out the barrel.

CRITAWAKETS
Loading Data into Memory

You start loading specific data into memory for future use. This will take three turns.

SubDaWoofer
Landed heads

You break the laws of reality to return to the overworld. You have been revived!

Twix
Finishes Tank

You finish construction of the heavy tank! Heavy Tank is added to allies. [Manual]


Ally Actions


Bastion
2

Bastion's turret jams. Causing 1 point of internal damage.

Jack the Crusader
5

Jack charges the tank. Inflicting 75 damage.

Frederick the Crusader
5

Frederick charges the tank. Inflicting 75 damage.


Mega Tank
Holy hell. This tank is complete with 2 miniguns, 2 5x rocket launchers, and an 80mm cannon. What, overkill?
Intel suggests this is a weaker model of it. Either way, prepare for an ass kicking.
Machine guns attack every 2 turns, dealing 1 damage to 2 people.
Rockets fire every 3 turns, dealing 2 damage to 2 people and 1 damage to 2 others.
Cannon fires every 4 turns, instakilling a target.
HP: 1000/1000 Armor: 425/750

The tanks attacks have been delayed by 1 turn due to EMP. Now is a good time to be aggressive.


Player List
Twix: 3/3
TableSalt: 3/3
Redconer: 2/3
ZeUberMedic: machine gunned down
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: be safe around guns, kids
SubDaWoofer: 3/3
cromartini: Bad coincidence. Lethal explosion.
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3
NotBomberGuy: 3/3
MicroEDGE: 2/3
DELL: Ran at a commando in a straight line. You fill in the rest.
shinyarceus4: 1/3

Ally List

Autonomous
Bastion: 7/8
Jack the Crusader: 3/3
Frederick the Crusader: 3/3

Manual
Heavy Tank: 5/5


Processes
Energy Sword Shipment: Arrives in two turns.
Loading Data to Memory: Completes in three turns.

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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Metalliku]
« on: March 09, 2017, 11:00:35 PM »
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