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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters 2! Probably where you destroy tanks. (STAFF APPS)
« on: March 09, 2017, 07:24:45 PM »eat a grenade
You do realize i'm just going to ignore suicidal actions right?
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You do realize i'm just going to ignore suicidal actions right?
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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters 2! Probably where you destroy tanks. (STAFF APPS)
« on: March 07, 2017, 08:05:16 PM »
hopefully i got everything. The next enemy i assume failbros will introduce, or i will if he tells me what it is. We'll see.
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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters 2! Probably where you destroy tanks. (STAFF APPS)
« on: March 07, 2017, 08:04:42 PM »Player Actions
Redconer
4
4
You pull a ladder out of your ass and proceed to climb it. You successfully climb out of hell, returning to life.
Twix
Building Heavy Tank
Building Heavy Tank
You input the command tank.build();. You autonomously continue building the tank while simultaneously somehow managing to get yourself a coffee.
NotBomberguy
Charging Autistic Screech
Charging Autistic Screech
You begin to gather up the power of ultimate autism. Your scream will be ready in two turns.
Rabbot32
3
3
You challenge old scratch to a fiddle competition for the right to GTFO of hell. You fail unfortunately, old scratch gets to leave hell but you are still stuck down here.
TableSalt
2
2
You perform a weird cartwheel backflip kick combo at the commando. You screw it up and end up breaking your leg, which also ruptures an arterie and causes you to bleed to death.
This is why showing off is bad.
This is why showing off is bad.
CRITAWAKETS
5
5
You launch a hand rocket at the commando. The explosion inflicts 65 damage.
shinyarceus4
4
4
You step forward and poke the shock trooper with a very sharp pen. You inflict 45 damage and pierce his neck, killing him.
DELL
1
1
You rush forward and attempt to steal the commando's weapon. He sees you coming from a mile away and mows you down.
Did you REALLY think running at him in a straight line was a good idea?
Did you REALLY think running at him in a straight line was a good idea?
JamesH
5
5
You scream Deus Vult before charging the commando with crusader jack and frederick in a pincer formation. The group attack inflicts 130 damage.
Space1255
3
3
You rear back for a punch. You end up punching thin air.
Ally Actions
Bastion
4
4
Bastion unleashes a second volley of turretfire. Inflicting 70 damage to the Commando.
Shock Trooper
HP: 0/250
Hunter
HP: 0/250
Commando
HP: 0/400
Player List
Twix: 3/3
TableSalt: Tried to show off. Died cause of it.
Redconer: 3/3
ZeUberMedic: machine gunned down
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: be safe around guns, kids
SubDaWoofer: suicidal son of a gun
cromartini: Bad coincidence. Lethal explosion.
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3
NotBomberGuy: 3/3
MicroEDGE: 2/3
DELL: Ran at a commando in a straight line. You fill in the rest.
shinyarceus4: 1/3
TableSalt: Tried to show off. Died cause of it.
Redconer: 3/3
ZeUberMedic: machine gunned down
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: be safe around guns, kids
SubDaWoofer: suicidal son of a gun
cromartini: Bad coincidence. Lethal explosion.
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3
NotBomberGuy: 3/3
MicroEDGE: 2/3
DELL: Ran at a commando in a straight line. You fill in the rest.
shinyarceus4: 1/3
Ally List
Autonomous
Bastion: 8/8
Jack the Crusader: 3/3
Frederick the Crusader: 3/3
Jack the Crusader: 3/3
Frederick the Crusader: 3/3
Manual
Heavy Tank: Ready in 1 turn (Builder: Twix)
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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters 2! Probably where you destroy tanks. (STAFF APPS)
« on: March 07, 2017, 04:16:59 PM »
I'm going to start pushing out updates now. I'll try to do my best with this one but quality won't be best until the next cycle.
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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Intermission]
« on: March 07, 2017, 04:14:25 PM »If i allow this, you might as well be ejecting yourself from the game entirely.
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Forum Games / Re: Try to make me laugh with funny jokes and puns
« on: March 07, 2017, 05:04:53 AM »
forget You Baltimore!
If you're dumb enough to buy a car this weekend, you're a big enough schmutt to come to big-bill hells cars!
Bad Deals. Cars that break down. THIEVES!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at big bill.
You can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherforgeter, you'll fall for this bullstuff.
GUARANTEED!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right.
SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife.
WE'LL forget HER! That's right! We'll forget your wife!
Because at big-bill hell, you're forgeted six ways from sunday!
TAKE A HIKE!
To big-bill hells.
HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING! That's right, challenge pissing!
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up, and not get wet, you get NO down payment!
Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T forget WITH US! Or we'll rip your nuts off!
Only at big-bill hells! The only dealer that tells you to forget OFF!
HURRY UP starfish!
This event ends the minute after you write us a check. And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherforgeter!
GO TO HELL!
Big-Bill Hells cars! Baltimore's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons-a-bitches in the state of Maryland.
GUARANTEED!!
If you're dumb enough to buy a car this weekend, you're a big enough schmutt to come to big-bill hells cars!
Bad Deals. Cars that break down. THIEVES!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at big bill.
You can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherforgeter, you'll fall for this bullstuff.
GUARANTEED!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right.
SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife.
WE'LL forget HER! That's right! We'll forget your wife!
Because at big-bill hell, you're forgeted six ways from sunday!
TAKE A HIKE!
To big-bill hells.
HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING! That's right, challenge pissing!
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up, and not get wet, you get NO down payment!
Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T forget WITH US! Or we'll rip your nuts off!
Only at big-bill hells! The only dealer that tells you to forget OFF!
HURRY UP starfish!
This event ends the minute after you write us a check. And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherforgeter!
GO TO HELL!
Big-Bill Hells cars! Baltimore's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons-a-bitches in the state of Maryland.
GUARANTEED!!
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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Metalliku]
« on: March 06, 2017, 10:12:48 PM »NINTH BOSS
Metalliku
An ice elemental with incredible power. His attacks can 'Freeze'
3000/3000
Afflicted with 'Icy Body'
(Heals when hit by ice-element or water-element attacks. This applies to friendly fire as well)
Afflicted with 'Frigidness'
(Takes 50% more damage from fire-element attacks)
Afflicted with 'Hard Ice'
(Takes 30% less damage from all non fire sources. Is always classified as an armored entity)
BOSS MINIONS
Ice Crystal
A magical crystal which can cast a wide variety of ice magic. Can attack metalliku.
1500/1500
Afflicted with 'Frigidness'
(Takes 50% more damage from fire-element attacks)
Afflicted with 'Hard Ice'
(Takes 30% less damage from all non fire sources. Is always classified as an armored entity)
Afflicted with 'Elemental Immunity: Ice'
(Takes no damage from ice-element attacks)
[Cycle News]
The factories retrofit, the hanger, and the SVRDS will be finished in 2 turns.
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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Intermission]
« on: March 06, 2017, 09:46:46 PM »INTERMISSION END
The next boss will arrive shortly
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Forum Games / Re: Try to make me laugh with funny jokes and puns
« on: March 06, 2017, 09:44:44 PM »
Here's a joke.
What? did you think i'd say my life?
What? did you think i'd say my life?
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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Intermission]
« on: March 05, 2017, 09:31:11 PM »INTERMISSION
No combat will take place during this time. Intermission will be dropped once the next battle is ready.
NEXT BOSS
Metalliku
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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Nicepoint]
« on: March 05, 2017, 09:25:47 PM »Turn 34 Results
Agent Legit 22 pops out of the hole before delivering another payload of big-ass bullets at Nicepoint, inflicting 130 bomb-element damage.
TableSalt assists Agent Legit 22. Adding an extra 50 bomb-element damage to his attack.
Bloo Kirby the 2nd finishes construction of the 'cigarette-Launcher'. He slaps a suppressor on it before firing a grenade at Nicepoint. Inflicting 150(+30%) bomb-element damage.
JamesH tries turning the glock plushie into a spirit. Unfortunately it does not seem to do anything.
Metalliku lobs a hell-load of bombs at Nicepoint. Inflicting 140 bomb-element damage.
Failbros2 grabs Nicepoint. Because nicepoint is weak enough, failbros is able to slit his throat, inflicting 'Instant Death'.
ZeUberMedic launches multiple mortars, inflicting 110 bomb-element damage to Nicepoint.
Redconer delivers nine kicks to Nicepoint. Inflicting 130 physical damage. Redconer resonates! After the 10th kick he will be fully powered.
Copy Kirby R creates a copy before shoving it down Nicepoint's throat, inflicting 125 physical damage.
ReddBoi summons Pepsiman!
Twix dumps a bunch of ads flyers on Nicepoint's face. Inflicting 80 advertisement damage.
0rez proceeds to 'Feast' on Nicepoint. Inflicting 270, 310, and 285 physical damage.
EIGHTH BOSS
Nicepoint
[DEAD]
Killed by
Metalliku
[Cycle News]
CRITAWAKETS is dead!
The foundations are now laid.
The factories retrofit, the hanger, and the SVRDS will be finished in 2 turns.
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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters 2! Probably where you destroy tanks. (tHERE's soldiers wtf)
« on: March 05, 2017, 12:46:40 AM »
k
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Forum Games / Re: B.F.B.B-2 [Nicepoint]
« on: March 04, 2017, 08:32:31 PM »ATTACK CYCLE START
The succubus mage requires a players input in order for her to use an ability. She does not require input for 'Endless Desire' to take effect.
This is because her abilities are high-risk righ-reward, use them wisely.