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Off Topic / Re: I just got summoned for jury duty.

« on: April 25, 2016, 02:01:33 PM »

that's why you don't vote kids

Registering to vote doesn't actually register you for jury duty either.  That is a common myth.

You can say you are tribal or something, and then they won't want you.

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Off Topic / Re: So my girlfriend broke up with me, who was in the wrong?

« on: April 25, 2016, 02:00:23 PM »

You have to show women tough love occasionally.

Fair, but you also have to know when to hold em and know when to fold em.  If women are emotionally distraught, it isn't the best time for the whole tough love act.  Imo at least.

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Off Topic / Re: So my girlfriend broke up with me, who was in the wrong?

« on: April 25, 2016, 01:55:08 PM »

Hmm....  I don't nescessarily know who was in the wrong, but you did seem a bit harsh.

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Off Topic / Re: Question about USPS (mainly picking something up)

« on: April 22, 2016, 04:45:37 PM »

I'm not sure how you'd get the slip though if no one's there...
I'm patient, though.

Leave it in the mailbox?  They may also try to leave the package there if it fits in the slot/box.

Reminder this is being sent to a workplace, not a home
I don't think they even have a mailbox

Everyone has a mailbox of some sort.  If it is a business, it receives mail.

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Off Topic / Re: Question about USPS (mainly picking something up)

« on: April 22, 2016, 04:25:17 PM »

Commonly they will leave a cute little yellow slip informing you that there was no one at the residence to receive the package when the postman came by.  You can take that yellow slip to the post office and they will give you the package.   However, sometimes you will have to wait 24 hours before you can pick up the package from the post office, so that would move your receiving day to be on Monday..  Hopefully you aren't impatient ;)

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Forum Games / Re: What is above user probably doing while afk

« on: April 22, 2016, 04:12:24 PM »

Bestiality with a duck.  Also, he has a corkscrew snake.

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Forum Games / Re: Roast the Above User

« on: April 22, 2016, 04:10:37 PM »

What in the heck did your LITTLE SISTER draw that avatar for you.  That lime green is the color of your FREAKING GENITALIA. 

And what is UP WITH YOUR NAME.  What are you, MULTIPLE FAT ITALIAN PLUMBERS that can't even HOLD UP THEIR PANTS.  You have to use suspenders cause you are too dumb to use a belt.  GET A FREAKING HOLD OF YOURSELF.

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Off Topic / Re: Off topic reached 4600 pages!

« on: April 22, 2016, 03:37:37 PM »

Call me when we reach 5000!

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Gallery / Re: Giant Blockheads

« on: April 21, 2016, 06:40:00 PM »

I saw the first picture and I thought it was just a generic picture of a bunch of actual players standing in a row..  Then I scrolled down and pooped my pants when I realized they were made of bricks!  The detail work is incredible!

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Off Topic / Re: Apparently the high school I went to is putting in gender neutral bathrooms.

« on: April 21, 2016, 03:39:46 PM »

Sweet heavens above........  This is the end of the world.

I seriously can't believe we live in a world where we need to make "new pronouns" to help someone with their uncomfortable feelings.

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Off Topic / Re: Apparently the high school I went to is putting in gender neutral bathrooms.

« on: April 21, 2016, 03:23:05 PM »

I could understand ONE, but seriously?  Sounds like people are trying a bit too hard to be politically correct.

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Off Topic / Re: I need someone to cut a song down for me

« on: April 21, 2016, 03:10:36 PM »

It went from confusing to still confusing..

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General Discussion / Re: The Taking of Isar

« on: April 21, 2016, 02:17:33 PM »

If we're gonna start moving towards reestablishing the BL film industry, I'll just say now that I'd love to be a voice actor.  Just uh.. throwing that in there in case. ;)

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: April 21, 2016, 02:03:41 PM »

I am in the middle :)

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Off Topic / Re: I have to dance in the schools pep rally...

« on: April 21, 2016, 02:02:47 PM »

No, that's obviously badminton