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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?
« on: December 21, 2010, 09:56:30 AM »
I hate it when its snowing...

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 21, 2010, 09:55:42 AM »
I used to like skateboard. Once I tried to do a 360°, and fell of the half pipe, then I woke up. lol

Anyway, I was in hurry to school, so a car came and ran me over, I didn't die, but I broke my leg, that was pure lucky.
Wow.

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Off Topic / Re: LUNAR ECLIPSE IN MY WINTER SOLSTICE!?!?
« on: December 21, 2010, 09:54:55 AM »
It was to cloudy

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Creativity / Re: Right Angle's Music (My Music :3)
« on: December 21, 2010, 09:49:51 AM »
Bump for replys.

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Off Topic / Re: I stayed awake all night
« on: December 21, 2010, 09:48:55 AM »
Drink alot of coffee? that stuff has alota caffeine/energy.

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 21, 2010, 09:45:27 AM »
When i was a baby i was born with a hole in my heart and my parents said i was
near death and didn't think i would make it but, I DID.
with lots of miracles
Hole in the heart? wtf? wow...btw, doesnt really count though. (Rookie, don't argue with me)
When I was a little kid I fell under the railing of a staircase from like 20 feet or so but a guy caught me.


Problem, parachute?
Pretty lucky...btw, doesnt count though (Rookie, dont argue...)
I recently fell off my 2-story house onto sharp gravel


i got rocks in my arm and i was bleeding very bad


stuff, must've hurt. Doesn't count though.
Got ran over by my dad when I was 8.
House almost got set on fire.
While being babysat by my cousin, she put a loving lit candle next to me. if I moved, the blanket would have caught on fire.
Almost fell into a pool of boiling hot mud
Almost got shot by an armed robber that was on my street

All I can think off right now.

Only story number 1 counts, if you died and came back. But pretty lucky stuff thar.

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 21, 2010, 09:44:13 AM »
Reply removed

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 10:35:54 PM »
The bolt messed me up bad. i was burning. like acid... thats what the doctor told me, more: My teeth were also messed. I asked so many questions 'bout that one.
I had to get lots of stitches, staples, and i had to get a new arm...


Holy......stuff. When you blacked out, did you feel like you were dead or leaving your body?

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 10:18:22 PM »
My Almost death experience: It was a rainy day... i was outside playing with my friends and they saw a lightning storm coming, and it was huge. it hailed and rained- 6days straight. On the 3rd day i saw a lightning bolt, And you will never guess, it was BLACK i went outside to show my mom, and the next thing i knew i blacked out. i never knew what happened. Does that count?
I guess....yeah it does. I mean, sometimes when people say they "blacked out", they mean the died.

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Off Topic / Re: Lol, look at this!
« on: December 20, 2010, 10:11:35 PM »
Complete Failure. Locking now.

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Off Topic / Lol, look at this!
« on: December 20, 2010, 10:09:47 PM »
Just had to post this from Omegle:

Stranger: Hiiii... :) male or female?
You: Makle
You: male*
Stranger: I am female. 20 years old
You: Kewl
You: Male 15
Stranger: Where are you from
You: US/Sweden
Stranger: I am from California... very lovey and honey... :)
You: Nice
Stranger: Do you have naked photos?? to be honest I am hornyyyy :(
You: Nah, wish I had some
Stranger: I have some of them ... If you promise to send yours I can send you mine
You: Well bye, noob

Lol, discuss

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 10:02:50 PM »
Bump for replys

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Off Topic / Re: 2012 IS JUST A PIECE OF BS
« on: December 20, 2010, 09:19:43 PM »
0.000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000001% tomorrow is gonna be the end of the world.

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Off Topic / Re: Do you eat in your Living Room or Kitchen/Dining Room
« on: December 20, 2010, 09:17:54 PM »
Kitchen if my parents make me.

Otherwise, family room.

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 09:06:35 PM »
Does almost getting struck by lightnin' count?  I am too young to live through that.  I think...  :cookieMonster:
Nah, not really
I did.  There were these kids that lived accross the street from me and I used to play with them, we would ride bikes and one day one of them wanted to borrow each others bikes; mine had the pedal brakes, theirs only had the handle bar breaks, when I rode into the street there was a car coming I did not see, I tried to use the pedal brakes but I was using one of their bikes, the car was coming really fast but stopped just in time.....  I was like 6 when that happen.
Doesnt really count, but wow!
Holy... Must've hurt...
Actually, they say its very comfortable
When I was 7 in my friends backyard we were playing our own version of golf, basically just smacking a golf ball around with some old golf clubs. Being 7 and not knowing wtf I was doing I stood behind my friend, just as he went to swing. On his back swing he nailed me in the forehead and caused a small fracture in my skull. I was rushed to the hospital by my neighbors who were very close friends with my parents, soon after my mom and dad arrived - they were gone out when I got hit but said neighbors phoned them. I ended up getting something like 30 stitches in my forehead, and to this day I have the scar. Had that club been a little heavier, or had he swung a little harder, the damage could have been much worse.
Read this: One day, I decided to take a shower. I got into the shower and started showering. Once I finished I was about to sit on the couch, BUT, I tripped on my towel and my chin slammed right into the wooden floor. My skin was cracked completely on my chin. I was crying. It hurt alot. My mother came up very worried. We put a band-aid on it and went to the hospital. We check in and we waited for the doctor. After the doctor came, he started putting stitches on me. I was tired. It took about 5 hours! We stayed there until about 12:30 AM. Once they were done, we went back home. I was relieved. We went to bed.

So you didnt die.

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