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I think the cashier is to lazy to call the police or something.

But, I haven't had any robberies.

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 04:12:22 PM »
Then give us an example of YOUR near death expe-

oh wait, you don't have any
Mhm....if I did, I would actually understand what a near death experience is and share it.

EDIT: Wow, this thread is having alot of replies.

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 04:09:53 PM »
It's okay, I don't understand sarcasm either.
K than...
I was fighting god.
I lost, but lived.
No.
Falling 20 feet isn't a near-death experience?

Well, I suppose it's dangerous.  Maybe not DEADLY.
Did you die?
I've had about 5 this year

all from almost being run over

Doesnt count.

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 04:05:13 PM »
I choked to death when I was a little child. >:|
Sounds close enough to me. If my grandma didn't find me in my room soon enough, I couldn't of been revived, or I would of been a vegetable.
Ok, you really need to watch that show.

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 04:01:03 PM »
I'm sure it doesn't count, but I had major brain surgery when I was 2.
Wow, cool.
Wow I was off by 1 meter? Damn.
You really are acting like you caused some of these stories.

I lol'd
Back when I was around 7, me and my cousin went to the pool.  I always swam in the 8 ft waters so I jumped in.  He followed.  He was apparently a piss poor swimmer and after like a minute he pushed my head under the water trying to stay up himself.  I could get out for a while but by then I swallowed a stuff load of water.  I was finally able to get him off me and get him and me out of their.  Not that bad, but that's the best I can think of.
It's ok.
Oh, God. That reminds me of the time I got run over while in the Hospital parking-lot.

I just got out of the car with my mom, going to get my blood drawn, and this white car comes backing up really fast (Old people shouldn't drive... -.-") I tried to dodge it, but I wasn't quick enough. The back hit me on the side of the hip, and I flew a couple feet back onto the ground. The car backed up for another couple of feet, until I was looking at the drive shaft.
I didn't get hurt. I got a big bruise on my hip, and on my arm, because that's what stopped my head from hitting the ground.

This isn't a near-death experience(?), but I just felt like sharing. c:
Wow.
Uh...I fell two stories once...but did a crouching roll and was unscathed.

Yay karate?
Really isnt a near death experience

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 03:54:01 PM »

I did die.

And I was revived ?? minutes later.
I think that counts.
Ok, let me explain it more.

A near-death experience is when something happened to you, and then you just died, and came back. Sort of like for some people, when they have a near-death, they feel themselves leave their body.
If you start watching "I Survived", you'll get it.
When i was 2 I started to stop breathing cos of some gay reason and i was in hosp for 2 weeks
See, he actually has a real near death experience. He had a cardiac arrest or heart attack.

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 03:46:56 PM »
People, you don't understand me. Here it is again:
A near-death experience is an experience when you would've definitely died, like 1-10% of survival.
You understand me now?


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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 12:50:26 PM »
Ok, I'm telling you now.

A near-death experience is an experience when you would've definitely died, like 1-10% of survival. K?

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 12:48:03 PM »
When I was little, I woke up in the middle of the night, at 11. (fell asleep at 9) So I left my 2nd floor room and proceeded down the stairs. The stairs have a wall on the left side, but not on the right. On the right, it opens out to the foyer. Our house was still being finished around then, so there were no railings on the side that opened out to the foyer. I fell. Luckily, my mom was on the phone right in front of me. She caught me, dropping her phone. I had bit through the skin between bottom lip and chin, though, so I went to ER and they stitched it up.

Also, once my friend's bike wiped out right in front of a car and he almost got ran over. :o


Wow. And anyways, not really a near death experience. If your mom didnt catch you, and you survived, that would be a near death.

I was at my neighbor's house and something spooked the horses and they kept running around and I fell down and it was running full speed at me.

but it stopped to poop
Uhmm....I guess thats good enough.

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 12:45:15 PM »
Oh god yes, people don't actually get into stuff like this, not gonna happen.

You don't "need" anything, you're not taking a national survey.
Please, understand that I don't.
How about me almost being run over?

Yes I almost got run over by a horse

scary stuff bro
Really? Describe it.
Four tornadoes hit my house on the same day.
No.
Lack of air.
(Choked)
Describe it, otherwise, didn't happen.
Well, lets see, Some guy at my school tried to run me over for tresspassing, I got hit in the head with a rock the size of a bowl from 10 feet across, Almost drowned twice, ate a pink undercooked suasage, tazered for 8 seconds, crawled through a patch of Stinging Netal and poisen oak, Stabbed, Shot in a couple of places with a pellet gun, Beaten with a Club. I'm not joking on these, they actually happened to me.
Wow. Pretty harsh.
Well I sort of almost died. Sort of.

I was wave jumping with my friends on a day with big waves. Suddenly a huge one came. I tried to run. My two other friends just jumped into it. Since I tried to run I got hit and fell on my knees. I started bleeding heavily. I couldn't walk for a day. If I had hit my head I would have been knocked out and the waves would have eaten me. Without my two friends and for that I fell on my knees I wouldn't be here today. :c

I guess it was stupid of me to have run anyway in the first place.
stuff. You're pretty lucky.

_____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ ______

Anyway, I've gotten stitches before.

One day, I decided to take a shower. I got into the shower and started showering. Once I finished I was about to sit on the couch, BUT, I tripped on my towel and my chin slammed right into the wooden floor. My skin was cracked completely on my chin. I was crying. It hurt alot. My mother came up very worried. We put a band-aid on it and went to the hospital. We check in and we waited for the doctor. After the doctor came, he started putting stitches on me. I was tired. It took about 5 hours! We stayed there until about 12:30 AM. Once they were done, we went back home. I was relieved. We went to bed.

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General Discussion / Re: show off fourm pixs
« on: December 20, 2010, 12:29:15 PM »
this is not spam people like it well evry one exsept you!
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Mack's Expo Monitors?

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Off Topic / Re: Who likes better?
« on: December 20, 2010, 12:20:27 PM »
1. Do not post ambiguous topics.  The title of your thread should describe its contents.  If you are asking a question, there should be a question mark at the end.  Ambiguous topics will be locked.
You know what, if you really want me to, sure. BUT, the only problem is, I don't know how to do it.

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 20, 2010, 12:18:02 PM »
Ok people, stop telling fake near death experiences. I  need real ones.

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Off Topic / Re: Who likes better?
« on: December 20, 2010, 10:39:17 AM »
The first one, but I think Badspot doesn't give a stuff about the rules anymore.
"Longest thread ever" thread? I don't think so.

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