Then... Guy #2 Suddenly pressed his personal Ion Cannon MRK II on outer space orbiting in earth...
Then as the Ion Cannon charges for its blow, coincidentally a huge meteor that orbited around the meteor belt suddenly crashed to earth, attracted to the electromagnetism of the Ion Cannon..
Upon falling to earth, exactly where Guy #2 and masterchief was... The meteor made a gigantic explosion and making the deepest hole on earth, up to the earth's core...
Guy #2 and Mastercheif were dissappeared in the meteor fall... no one knows where they went...
Then the Ion cannon blows, unintentionally through the hole, causing earth's core to explode, then Earth's gravitational forces suddenly subside, then Earth went off orbit away from the sun...
As Earth fall away from the sun, Earth's Temperature slowly began to drop...
Earth began to be so cold, that it generated a great amount of magnetic energy, that it attracted evrything around it, including planets, meteors, etc..
Then there was a big clash, all the planets collided as they headed to earth...
THen earth was crushed by the other planets, then, all the materials that had been destroyed suddenly merged and gave birth to a new, gigantic planet...
Then, unknowingly, Guy #2 survived, riding a meteor just outside the orbit of the new planet...
then as Guy #2 wakes up, he suddenly....
There are SOOOOO many things wrong with that, the main thing being the earths gravity doesn't keep it orbiting the sun, the suns gravity makes the earth orbit it, I'm continuing from Mr. Block.
Guy #2 then made bodily waste #2, which made Masterchief...