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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...

« on: November 16, 2009, 03:29:28 PM »

Granted, but you tried to water it, and feed it, and call it George.

I wish for a PONY.
No.
I wish for life on mars.

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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?

« on: November 16, 2009, 03:27:31 PM »

<:D

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Off Topic / Me and Cleverbot.

« on: November 16, 2009, 03:19:38 PM »

So. Me and Cleverbot had a chat.
You should check it out. It actually learns from it's users.
Not some crappy Pandora Clone.
http://cleverbot.com/

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey?

User: HEY.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?

User: Actually, yes.

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: Uh, yeah, right now...

Cleverbot: Well it's only 9 in the morning.

User: ?! No, it's 3:12 in the afternoon.

Cleverbot: No at 4:19 in the afternoon I was asleep.

User: Woah.

Cleverbot: To protect the world from devastation!

User: Nightshift, I guess.

Cleverbot: Where do you buy your clothes?

User: Wal-mart.

Cleverbot: Cripes, you must be wealthy as well. Too expensive there for me.

User: Yeah, I'm the president of mars.

Cleverbot: Must be interesting. Is there a martian monica lewinsky?

User: I did not have love with that woman.

Cleverbot: Ok then. How did you know my name is Cleverbot?

User: Monica told me..

Cleverbot: Who is Amanda Chand?

User: My vice president.

Cleverbot: Are you the president then?

User: Yes, of mars.

Cleverbot: Then pluto.

User: Uh-huh. Well.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So.

Cleverbot: Well, must be off!

User: You should move to mars.

Cleverbot: Ok. Where do you live?

User: Cydonia Planes. There's no-one else there, we can be neighbours!

Cleverbot: Yes there is. There is a duck.

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Off Topic / Re: Change a word in the sentence above.

« on: November 15, 2009, 09:14:32 PM »

Horses eat sentries much more swimmingly.

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Off Topic / Re: The "How big is your..." game!

« on: November 11, 2009, 07:55:03 PM »

Big enough.

How big is your country.

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Drama / Re: !!!PROTEST THE FAIL BIN!!! !!==(ADMINS MUST READ)==!!

« on: November 09, 2009, 11:01:09 PM »

Awwh....only here for 2 or so days...
Damn.
Well buddy, if you want, you can go ahead and hack my profile, if you can.
Too bad the Long-Gun Registry in Canada is on it's way out.
Just saying.

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Off Topic / Re: Calculators.

« on: October 31, 2009, 08:38:33 AM »

TI-86 is a pretty nice calculator, my Enriched math teacher has a whole load as the class set.
I have a TI-84, it's cool too, great for graphing. (as one assumes graphing calculators are...)

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Off Topic / Re: entrepreneur my gun

« on: September 27, 2009, 02:55:21 PM »

The Tubetti armaments Railgun.
Firing Neodymium-Tritium Balls Charged by dual Ionic Lasers, and propelled by Multi-Coil Quadruple stage Ultra Electro-magnets. All of which is powered by a massive Cold Fusion Drive.
The Power of one singular ball is that of a 3 megaton bomb, focused onto one small point in space.
The result is a non-nuclear, low residual radiation, weapon capable of destroying large structures and puncturing any armor.
AND, for those larger targets (Say, a city or town.) the weapon has a variable yeild setting. One shot can actually radiate surrounding atoms. Creating a large ball of fissile material, which can be detonated by another shot.

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Off Topic / Re: How Did You Kill A Game Console/Handheld?

« on: September 26, 2009, 10:24:13 PM »

Gym Class.
Ipod Touch.
Dress shirt.
Open Chest Pocket.
Nuff Said.

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Off Topic / Re: Ctrl + V game.

« on: September 26, 2009, 10:17:53 PM »

Coffee Snacks Worms.

   ...”I've got  a gun! Give me all the money in the cash register!” Kate, surprised, screams. All of a sudden, her parents burst through the door. Her dad holding a double barreled shotgun. What happens next, kills her parents.
   The boy, surprised, shoots a gas pipe. The pipe, ruptured, sprayed propane into the building. He then tried to shoot Kate, but missed and hit the stove behind her. Igniting the pilot light, which in turn detonates the gas in the room.
   The explosion kills everyone instantly. No signs of a struggle, but simply a smoldering crater. The explosion had also detonated the gas tanks near the gas pumps, exploding with monumental force. Passers-by notice the explosion, and notify police.
   As the police arrive...


Okay, well, this isn't going as well as expected. I'll re-write this.

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Off Topic / Re: 1 Sentence.

« on: September 26, 2009, 10:13:14 PM »

"No."

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Off Topic / Re: What do you think (of the above poster)

« on: September 02, 2009, 09:46:17 PM »

I don't know you.
                  _______
{---Status: (YELLOW)---}

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Off Topic / Re: forget you and your home schooling. = Kids with issues.

« on: September 02, 2009, 09:42:36 PM »

Okay, my experiences with homeschooling.

Well, one day, my school announced a new lunch and break schedule. This disrupted my go-home-fo'-lunch schedule. (Yeah, lots of schedules.)  This put my parents over the edge, with the goddamn indoctrination classes and politics in the classroom stuff.  The next year, I started homeschooling. My day would consist of a bike ride to the school and more for phys ed. Then recess. (socializing at the school.) then, back home for math, then english, followed by lunch, then science and reading. I would finish at about 2:00 and have the rest of the day off.

As you saw earlier, I had all the socializing that I used to get. (which, at my school, wasn't much.) And, I found myself breezing through the next year, which was in public school.

When I was homeschooled, I picked up playing the Bass Guitar, and the next year, I learned how much the Canadian schools love Barack Hussein Obama.

Really, overall, I liked homeschool, and I liked public school. Overall, I'm kind of indifferent in the subject, because I don't know anyone else who was homeschooled, personally, of course.

So, In The great philosopher Forest Gump's Words, That's all I have to say, about that.

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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?

« on: August 29, 2009, 10:11:16 AM »

Emoverface

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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?

« on: August 28, 2009, 11:47:48 PM »

God, Guns, Guts, and American Pickup Trucks.