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Off Topic / Re: Guitars

« on: March 07, 2009, 01:49:48 PM »

Ibanez ART300, black

Martian Dreadnought acoustic electric, black

Line 6 Spider III Combo Practice Amp 15w

Line 6 Spider Jam 75w

Marshall Stack w/ 2 15w cabinets

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Off Topic / Re: My school: Perverts and Bible thumpers

« on: March 06, 2009, 04:22:58 PM »

Whatever, if you want to consider freedom of religion as making myself a target you can feel free.

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Off Topic / Re: My school: Perverts and Bible thumpers

« on: March 06, 2009, 04:21:04 PM »

1. You made yourself a target, YEAH THOSE DRAT CHRISTIANS ALWAYS GETTING OFFENDED, WHAT THE HELL MAN ITS ALWAYS GOD GOD GOD, forget WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO ADD SATAN!!

I was minding my own business reading about what I believe in, it's not like I was reading researcho or a bomb making magazine. I wasn't making people read it or shoving my beliefs down people's throats, if I don't complain about the overuse of god and his bible in the classroom, why do they complain about me?

2. You reach down your pants and scratch away, yeah that's not stupid or gross or anything YEAH TAKE THAT GOD I TOUCHED MY snake NOW WATCH ME EAT A SANDWICH WITH THE SAME HAND!!!

I scratch and adjust myself on the outside of my pants, do you really think I'm about to shove my hand in my pants in public?

3. Stop cutting yourself

Never done it, never will, it's just plain stupid.

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Off Topic / My school: Perverts and Bible thumpers

« on: March 06, 2009, 03:50:58 PM »

So today I was called into the principle's office (For the first time ever in my life of going to public school, mind you), and:

#1: She wants to see my Satanic Bible (written by Anton LaVey), which I could kind of understand how some Christian dumbforgets got offended and reported it (And yet I stay calm and silent while all my teachers mention God's Word incessantly every loving day.) She thumbed through it and said it seemed harmless (Duh). Getting it back on Monday.

#2: Here's where it gets forgeted up. She was told I had "exposed myself" in 3rd period today. What. And she was told it wasn't the first time. Wait what? And then she said I was reported to have been masturbating in class. OK WHAT THE forget?

Ok, so I admit, sometimes I have to correct myself, sometimes my balls itch, but what guy doesn't need to do those things?
I may have accidentally popped out of the top my boxers while I was fixing my daily random boner, but jesus christ, masturbating?
The only explanations I can think of are: A) I'm a drummer, so I'm constantly playing air drums, and I suppose during a presentation, since the lights are off, someone may have mistaken it for me jerking my thing.  B) I fiddle around with my phone in my pocket sometimes and I can kinda see how that would look like I was messing with myself.

Bullstuff to the fifth degree.

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Off Topic / Re: Ubuntu over win98?

« on: March 05, 2009, 06:44:57 PM »

Install this just to scare the stuff out of her.

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Off Topic / Re: I loving love Superjail.

« on: March 02, 2009, 11:35:06 AM »

I love Superjail as well. One of the main reasons is because every episode ends in some psychotic, trippy scene of death and gore.

And that song they play during the credits is deliciously disturbing.

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Off Topic / Re: GOD DAMN RUGBURN

« on: March 02, 2009, 11:33:23 AM »

Try gauging your ear up 4 sizes in one day like I did, you'll forget about the rug burn in a matter of seconds.

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Off Topic / Re: Switch the person above you's name around!

« on: February 27, 2009, 05:17:26 PM »

Eurij.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: February 26, 2009, 04:41:14 PM »

WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?

I'm Paddy Tanninger the Caddy Manager, yeah it rhymes, big whoop, wanna fight about it?

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: February 26, 2009, 03:35:09 PM »

-snip-
There is Vertical Horizon

Lol, are those earings?

For one: No, that's VerticalHorizon. For two: Good job using a picture I hoped I'd never have to see again in my life, and for three: Yes those are earrings do you have a problem with that?

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Games / Re: New to TF2

« on: February 25, 2009, 07:04:53 PM »

I recommend the Lotus Clan servers, they're my favorite.

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Off Topic / Re: The Luther Burger (and other strange foods)

« on: February 25, 2009, 07:02:48 PM »

They're Krispy Kreme donuts, I remember an episode of the Boondocks when Grandad made these.

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Games / Re: SCOUT UPDATE IS A COMIN'

« on: February 24, 2009, 11:08:30 PM »

Update still hasn't started for me. D:

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Games / Re: Fatass on Skate 2

« on: February 24, 2009, 10:33:38 PM »

You have to jump over train platforms.

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Games / Re: Fatass on Skate 2

« on: February 24, 2009, 09:39:30 PM »

When I touched him he stood up and the bench fell back down, just made me lol more.